Lame Roleplay Game

[Killix]

ITG: We all roleplay terribly.

Remember:

+ Chatspeak not only saves you from wasting your precious time typing out proper words, but it will also make you look "cool"

+ God-mode is okay because your character is superior

+ This is the internet, so proper Capitalization, speliling, and grammar are don't matter.

+ You're the best roleplayer here, so don't let other people try to direct the plot that you're entitled to.

+ If you feel that someone isn't writing a character to their best ability, why not take control? They wont mind. They will thank you for writing their character so perfectly! =D


GO!
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EDIT:

Mar 14, 2009 18:01:52 GMT -5 Killix said:

Uhhhh... I think some of you are missing the point of the game.

It's to carry on a poorly written RP, not to post spammy nonsense.

We're imitating bad roleplays where people god-mode, mary-sue their way to victory, and take over characters/plot, not randomly spam garbage. XD
Pretend that you're actually -trying-, just in a way an RPnoob only can.
Remember that the goal of the game isn't to sabotoge it. XDXD

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k the valley of rain had been dry for months, not a single drop of rain had fallen to quench the thirst of the very thirsty... valley.

princess Airy, a bright orange dragon princess with the beauty of a million flowers, was sad that the valley was drying up because the crops were dying and some people were going thirsty!

she would make everything right she thought. Airy stepped up to the large box in the bazzar, and got the attention of every shoppers.

"who will go with me to the rain god's palace?" she announced

[Kat]

AND THEN PRINCESS AIRY DIED 'CAUSE SHE GOT STRUCK BY A RANDOM FLYING HORSIE.

THE END.

[Killix]

The chief elder was sooooooo sad that she died, that he summoned a wizrard tpo revive her with a magic potion that only worked for her.

When she woke up, she asked the flying horse to join her, and he agreed because she was so beautiful and he couldn't say no to someone as pretty as her.

[punctuationninja]

so airy and da flying horse flew for a long time and then da horse got tired and didn't fly anymore and they crashed in da sea!!

oh no said aire what are we going to do?!?!!?!?

((I'm loving this game! X3 ))

[♥ Azzie]

and then lyla came up and saw Airy, and Lyla was a water drop and got her water drop friends to push airee to shore. when Airy and da flying horse got out of de water lyla stayed on the hors's main. I will go wih you she said.

[Ginz ❤]

The rain god was actually a goddess and her name was Watery. As a goddess, Watery had such a divine beauty that it was greater than Airy's. She was also extremely powerful, as she not only controlled the rain, but all water.

She sat on her throne made from, u guessed it, water, and waited for Airy to come. She knew she would come because she had psychic powers.

[punctuationninja]

we need water because our land had no water airy said

so could you give us sum water plz?!?

only if you give me somthing in return said watery

[Killix]

"I could give u my beauty..." she began to offer

but Watery got angry, and yelled "I don't need you're beauty!"

Airy thoughts some more.

"I could give you my powers?"

Watery got angry again. "I don't need ur powers!!" she said.
"I am the most powerful water godes in the world, and the only water godess!"

Airy was at a loss to waht to do.

[Dan]

So she did nuthin'

[TheWyldPhish]

and then this evil wizard appeared and laughed evily

and it turned out that Watery was a spy and was jealous of Airys beauty, so she summened the wizard.

so the evil wizard started shooting arrows at Airy from his magic bow with his eleet ninja skillz

[Ginz ❤]

Airy somehow dodged every arrow and the evil wizard was so impressed that he invited her to join his secret ninja organization

"hey wut about me?!1" said watery "i can be a ninja 2!"

[punctuationninja]

nuuu said airy cuz your mean

and the watery was really sad cuz airy said she was mean and she started 2 cry

[Deleted]

Watery then died dramatically of a broken hawt and made the carpet all wet. Airy was not happy with the wetness so she used the horse as a mop and because the horse was so grumpy with her, she had to walk all the way home in her high heel shoes and her multi-layered dress in which she had endured many hardships.

[Jina]

and i asploded everyting and made miself ruler of nothines

[Killix]

the evil wizard and airy decided that synce watery wasn't realy the rain godess that they wud find the real one and get it to rain forever cuz the wizard was evil even tho airy wasnt she went along with him becuz she was a spy now.