Post by Fraze on Dec 8, 2008 18:26:26 GMT -5
Surprised no one's done this yet. I guess we're all too busy grumbling about arthritis.
That being said--*stands up, accompanied by loudly popping joints* Welcome to the Old Fogeys Club. We were going to name it the Shady Bloids Retirement Community, but that takes too long to type.
That reminds me of when I was in the War...the Tyrannian War, for all you young whippersnappers. I was stationed with a brigade in charge of protecting the omelette. And every day, we'd be bombed by squadrons of pteris. They would...
...
What was I talking about?
Oh yes, the Old Fogeys Club! This is a club for the older NTWFers--older in actual years of life, not in length of time with the forum, although many in the latter category probably fit in the former.
Anyone 20 years old or older may join. Those younger than this may stare in the window, watching with jealousy as we ramble for hours about nothing, stumble around on our walkers, and have Bingo Night every Friday. Those who join can expect such fun, exciting activities as Bingo Night every Friday, stumbling about on walkers, rambling for hours about nothing with other members, rambling for hours about nothing with a wall, rambling for hours about nothing with a pepper shaker, and watching a wall and a pepper shaker for hours about nothing with each other. But of course, the favorite activity for most of our members is yelling at the kids staring in the window to get off the lawn.
And with that, the Old Fogeys Club is officially open. *Sits down again and rearranges joints for several minutes before staring off blankly*
*Looks up*
You're still here? Oh, yes, you can join over there.
MEMBERS:
Fraze--Founder
Komori--Looking For Work At Her Age
Ginz--Doesn't Want To Grow Up
Nick--Enjoys Attacking Youths
Hunty--Belligerent Lawn Defender
Arula--Still Working At Her Age
Killix--Not Senile, Just...Uhh...
DELINQUENTS:
Goosh--Lawn Ornament
Tamia--Graffiti Artist
GLQ--Cute Little Grandbaby
Jakie--Providing Food Through Vandalism
That being said--*stands up, accompanied by loudly popping joints* Welcome to the Old Fogeys Club. We were going to name it the Shady Bloids Retirement Community, but that takes too long to type.
That reminds me of when I was in the War...the Tyrannian War, for all you young whippersnappers. I was stationed with a brigade in charge of protecting the omelette. And every day, we'd be bombed by squadrons of pteris. They would...
...
What was I talking about?
Oh yes, the Old Fogeys Club! This is a club for the older NTWFers--older in actual years of life, not in length of time with the forum, although many in the latter category probably fit in the former.
Anyone 20 years old or older may join. Those younger than this may stare in the window, watching with jealousy as we ramble for hours about nothing, stumble around on our walkers, and have Bingo Night every Friday. Those who join can expect such fun, exciting activities as Bingo Night every Friday, stumbling about on walkers, rambling for hours about nothing with other members, rambling for hours about nothing with a wall, rambling for hours about nothing with a pepper shaker, and watching a wall and a pepper shaker for hours about nothing with each other. But of course, the favorite activity for most of our members is yelling at the kids staring in the window to get off the lawn.
And with that, the Old Fogeys Club is officially open. *Sits down again and rearranges joints for several minutes before staring off blankly*
*Looks up*
You're still here? Oh, yes, you can join over there.
MEMBERS:
Fraze--Founder
Komori--Looking For Work At Her Age
Ginz--Doesn't Want To Grow Up
Nick--Enjoys Attacking Youths
Hunty--Belligerent Lawn Defender
Arula--Still Working At Her Age
Killix--Not Senile, Just...Uhh...
DELINQUENTS:
Goosh--Lawn Ornament
Tamia--Graffiti Artist
GLQ--Cute Little Grandbaby
Jakie--Providing Food Through Vandalism
Furgo 
Michael. 