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Post by Goosh on Aug 2, 2008 18:45:30 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Post by Huntress on Aug 2, 2008 18:46:10 GMT -5
*nods* Haggling skillz that'd make Chuck Norris cry, that's me. Here you go ^^ $19.99, please and thank you, do come again, we put the 'care' in 'we like our customers' :3 And consequently fail at syntax, but hey, it's marketing. Rider, the seas are another case, cos there are always profits floating around on it ^^ The Youth Pastor at our church is like, obsessed with Chuck Norris. Once I heard this, I seriously burst out laughing. Here ya go. =3 *gives cash* I never understood the hype around that guy xD I mean, sure, he's a karate master and doesn't look half bad for a guy in his sixties, but I've always preferred the Indiana Jones attitude to just shoot the karate master. Gracias ^^ Def'nitely my best client, this guy.
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Post by Nova on Aug 2, 2008 18:46:14 GMT -5
Hmph. 50% off, then? ...25%? 20%? 10%? 1%? ..You're good. I'd like to buy a radioactive bra please, at full price. << *nods* Haggling skillz that'd make Chuck Norris cry, that's me. Here you go ^^ $19.99, please and thank you, do come again, we put the 'care' in 'we like our customers' :3 And consequently fail at syntax, but hey, it's marketing. Rider, the seas are another case, cos there are always profits floating around on it ^^ *nodnod* Hunty can sell bottled Sea Water and say it has magical curing properties, and sell it for 100 dollars a bottle.
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Post by Ladygamer Pichu on Aug 2, 2008 18:47:21 GMT -5
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Post by Rider on Aug 2, 2008 18:48:02 GMT -5
The Youth Pastor at our church is like, obsessed with Chuck Norris. Once I heard this, I seriously burst out laughing. Here ya go. =3 *gives cash* I never understood the hype around that guy xD I mean, sure, he's a karate master and doesn't look half bad for a guy in his sixties, but I've always preferred the Indiana Jones attitude to just shoot the karate master. Gracias ^^ Def'nitely my best client, this guy. [glow=red,2,300]He's the manliest karate-cowboy ever. ^_^ A-duh.[/glow]
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Post by Nova on Aug 2, 2008 18:48:12 GMT -5
The Youth Pastor at our church is like, obsessed with Chuck Norris. Once I heard this, I seriously burst out laughing. Here ya go. =3 *gives cash* I never understood the hype around that guy xD I mean, sure, he's a karate master and doesn't look half bad for a guy in his sixties, but I've always preferred the Indiana Jones attitude to just shoot the karate master. Gracias ^^ Def'nitely my best client, this guy. Oh, is that who Chuck Norris is? I thought it was some guy the NTWFers made up, like Chet Flash. =D No problem. It's not like my money grows out of thin air. ^^ ... >_>
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Post by Huntress on Aug 2, 2008 18:49:01 GMT -5
*nods* Haggling skillz that'd make Chuck Norris cry, that's me. Here you go ^^ $19.99, please and thank you, do come again, we put the 'care' in 'we like our customers' :3 And consequently fail at syntax, but hey, it's marketing. Rider, the seas are another case, cos there are always profits floating around on it ^^ *nodnod* Hunty can sell bottled Sea Water and say it has magical curing properties, and sell it for 100 dollars a bottle. I'd much rather keep quiet about that particular incident >> I had to change my location rather fast after that time. Pichu, that last bit is said about the KGB xD Many related jokes, anyway.
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Post by Ladygamer Pichu on Aug 2, 2008 18:49:59 GMT -5
I never understood the hype around that guy xD I mean, sure, he's a karate master and doesn't look half bad for a guy in his sixties, but I've always preferred the Indiana Jones attitude to just shoot the karate master. Gracias ^^ Def'nitely my best client, this guy. Oh, is that who Chuck Norris is? I thought it was some guy the NTWFers made up, like Chet Flash. =D No problem. It's not like my money grows out of thin air. ^^ ... >_> XD If you're serious, you have had no contact with teh intertubez. The Chuck Norris craze started with a talk-show called Late Night with Conan O'Brian, I believe. He had a lever that he would pull and a random Walker, Texas Ranger (which Chuck Norris starred in) clip would pop up. Internet people multiplied this by one-billion.
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Post by Goosh on Aug 2, 2008 18:50:22 GMT -5
The Youth Pastor at our church is like, obsessed with Chuck Norris. Once I heard this, I seriously burst out laughing. Here ya go. =3 *gives cash* I never understood the hype around that guy xD I mean, sure, he's a karate master and doesn't look half bad for a guy in his sixties, but I've always preferred the Indiana Jones attitude to just shoot the karate master. Gracias ^^ Def'nitely my best client, this guy. Remus could beat them both easy. And I saw a new product for you to market today: For the monogamous forumer.
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Post by Nova on Aug 2, 2008 18:50:39 GMT -5
*nodnod* Hunty can sell bottled Sea Water and say it has magical curing properties, and sell it for 100 dollars a bottle. I'd much rather keep quiet about that particular incident >> I had to change my location rather fast after that time. Pichu, that last bit is said about the KGB xD Many related jokes, anyway. Aww. Here I thought we could be in business together. Waitaminute. I know you're location. I know the editor of the Tabloids..... >D
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Post by Ladygamer Pichu on Aug 2, 2008 18:51:04 GMT -5
Kay-gee-whosenwhatsin?
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Post by Rider on Aug 2, 2008 18:54:06 GMT -5
Oh, is that who Chuck Norris is? I thought it was some guy the NTWFers made up, like Chet Flash. =D No problem. It's not like my money grows out of thin air. ^^ ... >_> XD If you're serious, you have had no contact with teh intertubez. The Chuck Norris craze started with a talk-show called Late Night with Conan O'Brian, I believe. He had a lever that he would pull and a random Walker, Texas Ranger (which Chuck Norris starred in) clip would pop up. Internet people multiplied this by one-billion. [glow=red,2,300]I used to watch Walker all the time when I was a kid. nowadays i watch reruns and wonder how I grew up to be as normal as I am. Plus, that show could be cheesy. XD Goosh, THAT'S AWESOME. Hmm, though Hunty facts would multiply ont he forum like hotcakes and sell like rabbits... or the other way around. ... Hunty once won a staring contest with Ventratta. Hunty can have her cake and eat it too. Hunty made a raft of sea turtles and human hair... from her own back. [/glow]
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Post by Huntress on Aug 2, 2008 18:55:23 GMT -5
I never understood the hype around that guy xD I mean, sure, he's a karate master and doesn't look half bad for a guy in his sixties, but I've always preferred the Indiana Jones attitude to just shoot the karate master. Gracias ^^ Def'nitely my best client, this guy. Remus could beat them both easy. And I saw a new product for you to market today: For the monogamous forumer. ...xDDD Haw man, I don't remember the last time I laughed that much. I doubt it'd sell well, though. A big plastic cube does not count as Invisible Under Clothes. Nova, the editor of the Tabloids is dead meat xD Pichu, the KGB, short for Committee for State Security in Russian was the Soviet-time equivalent of the FBI (basically more along the lines of Gestapo and the Spanish Inquisition) and there are more horror stories told about it and its actions than about Hitler's concentration camps. Well, over here, anyway.
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Post by Nova on Aug 2, 2008 18:55:43 GMT -5
Hunty made a raft of sea turtles and human hair... from her own back. [/glow] ..The mental image of Hunty with all that human hair from her back, ON her back.. is.... indescribable. o-o;;;
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Post by Goosh on Aug 2, 2008 18:55:58 GMT -5
XD If you're serious, you have had no contact with teh intertubez. The Chuck Norris craze started with a talk-show called Late Night with Conan O'Brian, I believe. He had a lever that he would pull and a random Walker, Texas Ranger (which Chuck Norris starred in) clip would pop up. Internet people multiplied this by one-billion. [glow=red,2,300]I used to watch Walker all the time when I was a kid. nowadays i watch reruns and wonder how I grew up to be as normal as I am. Plus, that show could be cheesy. XD Goosh, THAT'S AWESOME. Hmm, though Hunty facts would multiply ont he forum like hotcakes and sell like rabbits... or the other way around. ... Hunty once won a staring contest with Ventratta. Hunty can have her cake and eat it too. Hunty made a raft of sea turtles and human hair... from her own back. [/glow] XDDDD Hunty facts are a definite yes. The law fought Hunty and Hunty won. Also, she has sea turtles on her back? XD
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