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Post by Coaster on Jun 10, 2013 20:00:44 GMT -5
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Post by Pixie on Jun 22, 2013 13:36:13 GMT -5
Is hit and swallowed by Esophagor
*Throws myself(covered in Esophagor goo) at person below me*
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Post by Yoyti on Jun 22, 2013 19:50:11 GMT -5
The esophagor goo sticks to the surface off of which you are propelling yourself, and thus you can't gain enough momentum to hit me.
*Throws aforementioned surface at the next poster (I'll aim retroactively)*
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Post by Kristykimmy on Jun 22, 2013 20:01:29 GMT -5
Trips over my own feet and hits the ground, thereby accidentally dodging the surface which otherwise would have hit me due to my lack of dexterity.
*Was carrying an open box of marbles when I tripped, which sent all the marbles flying at the next poster*
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Post by Coaster on Jun 23, 2013 2:08:52 GMT -5
*attempts to catch them above my head in midair with empty box, which flies backward out of my hands due to the momentum of the marbles that enter it*
*open, half-full box of marbles flies towards next poster*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2013 9:04:34 GMT -5
*turns the marbles into bunnies and they hop away*
*throws a Barbie shoe at the next poster*
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Post by Coaster on Jul 6, 2013 2:59:58 GMT -5
*have you ever tried to throw something that small and light very far before? it stops after making about half the distance and drops harmlessly in a hyperbolic fashion. however it does get lodged in my cat's ear and it drives her batty*
*throws my now-angry cat at the next poster*
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Post by icon on Jul 6, 2013 10:18:52 GMT -5
*picks said cat up by the scruff of the neck and rubs (him? her?) until (he? she?) calms down*
*drops several thousand super bouncy balls on the next poster*
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Post by Coaster on Jul 6, 2013 12:56:48 GMT -5
A horde of kids arrives from nowhere, steals the balls, and starts playing around with them in McDonalds' discontinued ball bits.
*throws the old balls from those ball pits at the next poster*
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Jul 17, 2013 14:04:05 GMT -5
The children from your post are easily distracted and jump into the newly formed ball pit before the balls ever reach me.
*throws a child at the next poster*
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Post by Coaster on Jul 17, 2013 14:57:55 GMT -5
The child is intercepted by Child Services, who takes you to court for being abusive.
*throws a judge`s gavel at the next poster*
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Jul 17, 2013 15:06:01 GMT -5
OBJECTION!!!! ---> *it blocks the flying gavel*
*throws an OBJECTION!!! at the next poster*
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Post by Coaster on Jul 17, 2013 15:13:27 GMT -5
*reference goes over my head because I have never seen Ace Attorney gameplay in person; thusly, the OBJECTION!! (which is still losing exclamation points) literally goes over my head*
*two loose exclamation points fly toward the next poster*
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Jul 17, 2013 15:52:18 GMT -5
o/ )
*lifts up shield of parentheses*
*throws a heavy grammar book at the next poster*
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Post by Terra on Jul 17, 2013 22:25:55 GMT -5
*blocks it with a copy of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix*
*throws a Darth Vader helmet at the next poster*
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