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Post by prodigy1994 on May 29, 2008 10:56:11 GMT -5
And what threat would this be? Extragalactic rye bread? how is that a threat? |
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Post by Shadaras on May 29, 2008 10:57:09 GMT -5
And what threat would this be? Extragalactic rye bread? How is that a threat? |
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Post by KitClairvoyance on May 29, 2008 10:57:23 GMT -5
Oh yeah this is the splatterboard... XD No, this is the graphical user interface end of a database stored on a proboards server somewhere in Texas. |
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Post by KitClairvoyance on May 29, 2008 10:58:27 GMT -5
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Post by Shadaras on May 29, 2008 10:59:19 GMT -5
And sentient? And how is being stale a threat, even to space fungi? |
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Post by KitClairvoyance on May 29, 2008 11:00:42 GMT -5
And sentient? And how is being stale a threat, even to space fungi? And sentient. See, they're not ordinary stale. They've been travelling in empty space for millennia, which makes them extra-stale. Harder than asteroids. And they number in the millions of millions and such. And they have rolled oats on them. Evil rolled oats. |
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Post by Shadaras on May 29, 2008 11:02:02 GMT -5
And sentient? And how is being stale a threat, even to space fungi? And sentient. See, they're not ordinary stale. They've been travelling in empty space for millennia, which makes them extra-stale. Harder than asteroids. And they number in the millions of millions and such. And they have rolled oats on them. Evil rolled oats. So the threat is of them crashing into planets and destroying everything. Lovely. So what're the fungi going to do about it? |
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Post by KitClairvoyance on May 29, 2008 11:03:06 GMT -5
And sentient. See, they're not ordinary stale. They've been travelling in empty space for millennia, which makes them extra-stale. Harder than asteroids. And they number in the millions of millions and such. And they have rolled oats on them. Evil rolled oats. So the threat is of them crashing into planets and destroying everything. Lovely. So what're the fungi going to do about it? Develop a giant network of space-hoses to water down the stale rye bread, making them soggy and harmless. |
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Post by Shadaras on May 29, 2008 11:03:48 GMT -5
So the threat is of them crashing into planets and destroying everything. Lovely. So what're the fungi going to do about it? Develop a giant network of space-hoses to water down the stale rye bread, making them soggy and harmless. How would you keep the water from freezing and creating a different hazard? |
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Post by KitClairvoyance on May 29, 2008 11:05:10 GMT -5
Develop a giant network of space-hoses to water down the stale rye bread, making them soggy and harmless. How would you keep the water from freezing and creating a different hazard? The fungi will also develop some form of anti-freeze that works in outer space? |
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Post by Shadaras on May 29, 2008 11:05:39 GMT -5
How would you keep the water from freezing and creating a different hazard? The fungi will also develop some form of anti-freeze that works in outer space? They probably could, yes. Okay, then. |
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Post by KitClairvoyance on May 29, 2008 11:06:24 GMT -5
The fungi will also develop some form of anti-freeze that works in outer space? They probably could, yes. Okay, then. See. So the sentient fungi are the good guys. |
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Post by Shadaras on May 29, 2008 11:07:32 GMT -5
They probably could, yes. Okay, then. See. So the sentient fungi are the good guys. In a way, at least. |
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Post by KitClairvoyance on May 29, 2008 11:08:37 GMT -5
See. So the sentient fungi are the good guys. In a way, at least. Better than the extragalactic rye bread. |
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Post by Shadaras on May 29, 2008 11:09:14 GMT -5
Better than the extragalactic rye bread. True, I suppose. Though nothing that takes over innocent people can be completely good, I think. |
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