Guild Signup Thread

[PFA]

Meh, might as well...

Your Name: PetFriendAmy
Guild Name: Ninjas
What you will offer to the guild: Umm... my hate of how pirates are everywhere. >_>
Do you meet requirements: *stabs a pirate* YEP. >:-D
How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: One to want the shiny, two to outnumber the one with the shiny, three to grab the shiny, and 10 to run like mad.

[Phob]

Your Name: Phob
Guild Name: Ninjas
What you will offer to the guild: Um...my...um...greatness? And the fact that I have pretty hair. Um...actually.................Can I just join the ninja guild?
Do you meet requirements: Yes, indeed.
How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: NSQs? Um...what are they? I'm guessing you'd need none if you were a ninja. You could steal the shiny with ultra-cool ninja powers.

PIE!!!

[troublems03]

Your Name: Gen
Guild Name: Pirates
What you will offer to the guild: Corny pirate jokes including, but not limited to, "How much does it cost for a pirate to get his (her) ears pierced? A bucaneer," as well as the ability to retain perfect depth perception even when wearing an eyepatch (or two)
Do you meet requirements: Yarr!
How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: 2.56x10^-12 (plus or minus .03 depending on whether its raining or not.)

[Omni]

Your Name: Omniscia (or just Omni)

Guild Name: Mage Manor

What you will offer to the guild: Misc. theories about magic and the various worlds/realities (don't worry, I'll put them in spoiler boxes).

Do you meet requirements:
- Have the ability to use magic of one kind or other (dark, light, healing, chronomancy, potion-brewing, etc.) Yes, although I haven't used it often.
- Be able to control said magic, in most circumstances ...Well, it's not as if my magic is going off at the most inopportune times, or anything .
- Know the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane and where to find a bezoar They are same plant and in a goats stomach if I remember correctly. (goes to check books)

How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: The square root of all the prime numbers, below 50, added up.

[Deleted]

Your Name: Fenrix
Guild Name: Pirates
What you will offer to the guild: Rum! Lots and lots of rum....
How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: One...two...five...erm....can I get back to you on that question?

[Belle]

Your Name: Belle
Guild Name: Knights
What you will offer to the guild: Lots of love and water waves. ^_^
Do you meet the requirements? Hmm...well, I don't see any requirements up for the Knights but whatever they are, I'm sure I met 'em. pXD
How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: 1.22223586800

[Salah~]

Your name: Salah, short for Salamander
Guild Name: Mages
What you will offer: Well... I can do flashy light shows! Which are pretty... and it can blind people... Plus solidifying light (well, sort of )
Do you meet the requirements?

- Have the ability to use magic of one kind or other (dark, light, healing, chronomancy, potion-brewing, etc.) Check: light magic.
- Be able to control said magic, in most circumstances Check: magic is controllable, if unreliable.
- Know the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane and where to find a bezoar (or not... Ikkin just likes quoting Snape) Check: A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat, and it will cure most poisons. As for monskhood and wolfsbane, they are the same plant, which also goes by the name of... okay, I forgot. Sorry. EXTRA CREDIT: If I added powdered asphodel to an infusion of wormwood, I would get the Draught of Living Death, an incredibly powerful sleeping potion.

How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273 724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609...

[Reasie]

Though I be but a relative Newbie, I'm sure you could be usin' my services. Yarrr.

Your Name: Reasie
Guild Name: The Awesome Pirate Guild of Skill and Dumb Luck.
What you will offer to the guild: Sarcasm, Swords, and a knack for pickin' up the shinys.
Do you meet requirements: Do ya even need to ask? Well, yes. And, yes, I do. (Yarr.)
How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: One, if I'm involved at all.

[flufey]

Your Name: Angela
Guild Name: Pirates ^^
What you will offer to the guild: ... *hands over a rum bottle* fair?
Do you meet requirements: yesh ^^
How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: 111,000,111,444.. known fact

[jadestorm]

Ninjas or Pirates...I'm completely torn. T_T

Your Name: Jadestorm
Guild Name: Ninjas
What you will offer to the guild: Stealth, wits, and the ability to gouge with nails when provoked.
Do you meet requirements: Oui, madame.
How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: The square root of negative one to the power of roffle. I think.

[Jove]

Your Name: Jakie
Guild Name: Ninjas
What you will offer to the guild: MY SOU- ERIMEAN. My ninja skillz.
Do you meet requirements: Yesm'am.
How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: None, cause that pirate over thar already ate it by accident D=

[Ikkin]

Okay, since it's been brought to my attention that there are people who haven't gotten the guild passwords yet, here's what I'm going to suggest.

If anyone needs the password to the Mage Guild, just PM me with that request, because I can't quite remember who I've let in and who I haven't at this point.

The other Guilds' mods should be along soon to give you the passwords.

[Dice]

Your Name: Pyro
Guild Name: Pirates
What you will offer to the guild: My swashbuckling, and I will gladly set any enemy ships on fire. *nods*
Do you meet requirements: Aye.
How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: 1123581321345589144233377610987.

[Draco]

Your Name: Draco
Guild Name: Knights
What you will offer to the guild: Sword skills and maybe some random wisdom.
Do you meet requirements: Sure
How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: Depends if she is blindfolded, if not, 2 and a half.

[Lau]

Your Name: Laurelin
Guild Name: Mage
What you will offer to the guild: My nifty Healing powers
Do you meet requirements: Claro
How many NSQ's does it take to steal a shiny?: Just one: the NSQ is capable of any shiny-stealing.