Un-Identified Flying Things ~ Just come and Adopt!

[Mr. Meepit's Puppet]

Howdy!
Im new to the whole adoptable thing, but I decided to give it a go. Presenting: UFT's, Un-Identified Flying Things!


The Limited Edition Item at the moment is:

There are currently an infinite amount of UFT's up for adoption, available in grey and out of three choosable eye colours.
Each comes with a gift of 500 UFP.
One UFT per person.

[glow=red,2,300]ABDUCTIONS AVAILABLE![/glow]
Johnny the Kid
Requirements:
10 Gallon Hat
Pay:
100 to 1000 UFP
[glow=green,2,300]Abducted[/glow]

The President of the United States of Hamerica
Requirements:
Invisible UFT
Pay:
1000 to 10000 UFP

Santba Clorgus
Requirements:
Elf Disguise
Pay:
UNKNOWN
Planet:
North Polaris XII

Elf Paintoid
Requirements:
N/A
Pay:
Elf Paintoid
Planet:
North Polaris XII
Special Needs:
On December 15th all UFTs upon North Polaris XII will try their luck at abducting an Elf Paintoid. Only one will be available.
Current UFTs on North Polaris XII:
Fuzzbucket

The Devil You Don't Know
Requirements:
One Devilish Item
Pay:
100 to 1000 UFP

Lord Cheese
Requirements:
Yellow Contact Lens, Yellow UFT, or Angelic Halo
Pay:
100 to 1000 UFP

Ross Well
Requirements:
Landing Spikes or Tractor Beam
Pay:
100 to 1000 UFP

The Cause of the White Hole
Requirements:
N/A
Mission:
Explore the Galaxy to find the cause of the mysterious White Hole
Pay:
White Contact Lens and White Paintoid

Current UFP Circulation
: 141 UFP, Planets Found: 3, Inventory: Metalplex Microchip
: 0 UFP, Planets Found: 1, Inventory: Tractor Beam, Elf Hat
300 UFP, Planets Found: 0, Inventory: Empty

[Mr. Meepit's Puppet]

Competition #1:
Draw a new Paintoid! Winning design becomes a real paintoid and the winning artist wins it!
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Competition #2: Word Play:
This one is easier: Just find 1 word with the letters U, F and T in them. But this is still a contest, so this is how it works:

SPOILER: Click to show

(Example Letters: F, R and O)
John: Four!
Jim: form
John: From!
Bob: fRoG
Jim: Froth
John: Form!
doodyduty: Sorry John, thats been used, you are ineligible to win, but you can still post words.
Bob: Roof
John: Floor
Jim: Floor
doodyduty: Sorry Jim, but even though John is out, you still cant use his words. Bob Wins!

The Prize for this Word Play Competition is 1000 UFP
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Yatzho:
Only 100 UFP!
A random number generator will give two people five random numbers, ranging from 1 to 6. Played with rules such as in Yahtzee, the winner does not just keep what they and their opponent payed, but an extra 100 UFP!
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Yahtzo Singular (Slots):
Only 100 UFP!
Much like the normal game of Yahtzo, but to played when you cant get an opponent.
At the end of the game, you points get tallyed up as so:
a-h-c-j-e: Junk, no UFP
a-a-c-d-e: Two of a kind, 100 UFP
a-a-a-d-e: Three of a kind, 200 UFP
a-a-b-b-e: Two Pairs, 300 UFP
a-a-a-b-b: Full House, 400 UFP
a-a-a-a-e: Four of a kind, 500 UFP

In addition, a short straight (Four Consecutive Numbers) gets you 300 UFP, and a Long Straigh (Five Consecutive numbers) gets you 500 UFP
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Darts:
Darts is simple:
Your UFT levitates a dart using it's in built Levitator 900X, and throws it at a target.

Firstly, I will randomise 3 numbers, each of them between 1 and 3, but I will not tell you what they are.

Then, you decide from where you want to throw the dart (from the left, right or just in front of the target) and how hard you want to throw it (the Levitator 900X has three settings on power: 1, 2 and 3)

If say, the three numbers I had were 1, 3 and 2, and you threw from the left hand side with a power of 1, you would hit the target, if you threw from the right hand side with a power of 2, you would hit the target, and if you threw from the middle with a power of 3, you would hit it. Get it?

Its free to play, but only once a week. This game can only be played on Unnamed Metal Planet
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Presenting:
The Galaxy!
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This is an entirely new way of playing, and of getting people to adopt...
Anyway, Each UFT get's three action counters a day. With them, you may:
Pay Three Counters to teleport to the White Hole, use it, and teleport back.
Pay Two Counters to jump ANYWHERE in the Galaxy.
Pay One Counter to move to three adjacent spaces.
Pay One Counter to have a turn on the Slots.
Or Pay One Counter to do... well... anything else. Maybe throw your hat into a black hole?

With Space, though, you may notice some smileys.
An smiley is a place on the map which is a place where something will happen.
B's are Black Holes (That one leads to Earth)
The h is the UFT Main planet where all people start off.
The p's represent new planets.
Green P: North Polaris III (Found by Fuzzbucket)
Blue P: Unnamed Fire Planet (Found by Christos)
Pink P: Unnamed Metal Planet (Found by Christos)
White o: White Hole Daily Activity (Found by Christos)
*You can now name any planets you find, unless they already have names.*

Planets, you ask?
Well, they are found by going to their spot in space. They may hide treasure, or maybe evil natives wanting to destroy your UFT.

If your UFT is destroyed in Battle, it will automatically be teleported back to the UFT Planet, and will lose any amount between 1 to 1000 UFP's.

Also, with the new additions, you must now actually HEAD to Earth and back before you will be payed for your Abductions.

Also, Also, Abductions may not always be from Earth...

Also, Also, Also, A new competition will be up and running if we get another 2 members.
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MICROCHIPS:

If Natives on a planet hand you a microchip, it may contain:
A New Game
Co-Ordinates to something new
UFP
or
A Virus!

To use it, you must head back to the home planet, and pay a token to use it.

[Deleted]

ooh i'd like one

Also, here's my entry.

[Mr. Meepit's Puppet]

So cute!
Have any preferences of what your UFT's eye colour will be?

[Christos]

I would like one, with Blue eyes! Thanks!

I sent you my entry, but it might be a bigger than you Paintoids

[Mr. Meepit's Puppet]

Here is yours Chris:


Also, here is a description of Paintoids:

SPOILER: Click to show

Species Name: Paintoids
Planet: Canvasio 5
Skin Color: N/A
Qualities: Paintoids are strange life-forms, able to be kept as pets, but if wanted, can be used to colour any object in the galaxy.
Example: A Red Paintoid can paint a UFT red
Perhaps the rarest paintoid is the Rainbow Paintoid, capable of changing a UFT into any colour.

[Christos]

I would like to buy and equip a Gallon hat!

[Mr. Meepit's Puppet]

Okeydoke!
I have to work right now, but when I get off Ill update your UFT

[Mr. Meepit's Puppet]

Here you go Christos:

Im on the work computer, so it doesn't look the best, but when I get home Ill redo it

[Christos]

Thanks! It looks great!

[Mr. Meepit's Puppet]

I redid your UFT Chris, cos the last one was a bit blurry

[Christos]

Ok, I corrected the Siggy

[Mr. Meepit's Puppet]

I have added 8 new items to the shop, and a new comp is up and running to get you the required UFP

[Mr. Meepit's Puppet]

Who needs a job system?
UFT's have a new Abduction System!
Your UFT will be needed to blend into different parts of the world. Only one UFT per trip to Earth.

[Christos]

Can I go to Johnny the Kid?