C.A.T.S.

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INTRO

SO ONE DAY NSQ was out jumping over things and she came across a group of these horrible mutants! And she was like "OH MY MOM WHAT ARE THOSE" and some guy was like, "Umm, they're cats. :/"

She thought about that and was like, "Ahh, I see, Creepy Alien Things." She examined the C.A.T.S. and decided that even though they were terribly grotesque, she could still eat them.

Sooo she took them home and threw them in the oven, only to discover that they tasted really, really, really bad.

What else to do but give them away?

INFO

First-come first serve for a C.A.T. Stuff will never run out. All C.A.T.S come with 500 LOLs. You pay for stuff in LOLs. When you buy a thing it is used right away! No keeping it in your inventory! There are ways to get LOLs that NSQ will figure out. NSQ will probably rip a lot of stuff off Marvirs (Sorryyy guys, it's cause you're cool!). NSQ recommends not putting these in sigs 'cause they have ugly white backgrounds and NSQ doesn't know how ter make things transparent. (NSQ apologizes for ugly C.A.T.S. and items... she is lazy like THISSSS.)

RULES

1. One C.A.T. per forumer until no one wants them anymore. Which is when I say so.

2. Please be nice to NSQ. ='( And *patient*. She is lazy. =_=

3. BE PATIENT.

4. Give me food. =(

5. I don't have enough rules to make a proper rule section. -_-

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UPDATES

Random update: Umm, sorry it takes so long for C.A.T.s to get updated. |D; Also, Cyr is now my helper, so scroll down to her post to see the user trading area. AND YEAH PLEASE JOIN RAFFLE.

BATCH 3

Batch 3 has 3 C.A.T.s! HAHA I'M SO FUNNY! *Gets beaten up* Sorry... too much school... no time for aliens... D:

EDIT: ROFL NO MO'.


BATCH 2 AND LIMITED EDITION

Remember, first come first serve!

EDIT: All gone!

AND. Here is a rare limited-edition C.A.T. made by the awesome Ery! Only ONE person can get it, whether they already have a C.A.T. or not. It will go to the first person who can guess what number I'm thinking of from 1 - 10. Post answers here.
EDIT: Zylaa wins the rare C.A.T. =)

NEW BATCH
Well here are the ones that I just found. They are really gross. Get them away from me. =(

EDIT: None left!

NEW STUFF

Yesss. Place just opened. New stuffs.

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OWNERS

These are the suckers who got tricked into adopting a C.A.T. by NSQ's super tricking skillz.

Tay (200 LOLs):
Ginz (NO LOLs):
Cyr (200):
Ery (500):
Patrick (500):
Ariel (150):
Madz (500):
Ikkin (300):
Lulu (300):
Frozen (100):
Fip (200):
Kirby (300):
Dream (400):
Zylaa (250):
Stace (500):
Amy (500):
Brit (500):
Tee (450):

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STUFF FOR YOUR C.A.T.

If you really hate your C.A.T. you should get it stuff. They hate stuff.

PLASTIC SURGERY (200 LOLs for a face!)

While playing with a knife NSQ discovered this magnificent thing. Now your C.A.T. can have a weird, fixed face!

: -._-.
: creepy.
: T_T
: @_@
: D:<
:
: ^_^
: v_v

LEG/PAW STUFF

Sometimes 2 items can be worn at once. Some items are impossible to layer. If NSQ says 2 items are impossible to layer. They are impossible to layer. >_>

: Pawprint. Woah. Some other C.A.T. has clearly touched your C.A.T.'s leg. D: (300 LOLs)*
: COOL C.A.T.S SKATEBOARD. YEAH. (300 LOLs)*
: Get some weird looking socks for your C.A.T.! (250 LOLs)*
: Why does this cat only have 1 armwarmer!? How lame... (250 LOLs)

TAIL STUFF

Again. Some layering is impossible. @_@

: WOW BELLS. (300 LOLs)*
: A fancypants ribbon! (250 LOLs)*
: They are floating rings! LIKE SATURN! Your C.A.T. can be a planet. (400 LOLs)*
: If you pull a C.A.T.'s tail enough, it will get mad and grow 2 more! (400 LOLs)
: Your C.A.T. has an automail tail. It has trespassed onto God's territory. Poor thing. (650 LOLs)

FACE/HEAD STUFF

: Hmph. Only nerds wear glasses, because they read too much. (500 LOLs)
: Either your C.A.T. is drunk or it's just trying to keep its bangs up. (400 LOLs)*
: Ouch! That had to hurt. (300 LOLs)


OTHER

: Oooh! Ahhh! Ery has kindly offered to make your C.A.T. transparent! But! For a price! Because NSQ is too lazy to upload them all transparently again. (100 LOLs)
: Red bull This gives you wings! (800 LOLs)*
: Bad kitty... (800 LOLs)*
: Yeah, I'd be scared if there was an onigiri riding my back too. Wait... Tohru!? (700 LOLs)


*IF A THING HAS A * BESIDE IT, YOU MUST TELL ME THE COLOUR.

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MAKING LOLS

In the future (probably summer vacation, if this lives 'til then) I hope to make an actual system of making LOLs in which you give up your time and sweat and blood in exchange for LOLs. In the meantime, HERE'S AN UNCREATIVE RAFFLE! ^____^

IT'S RAFFLE TIME

Okay here's how it goes. It costs 50 LOLs to participate in the raffle. You also have to explain your C.A.T.'s origins (so you do some work ). So if you want to participate, post the origins (doesn't have to be long at all, just a few sentences) and I will devour 50 of your LOLs. I will give you all numbers. A week from now (friday) I will generate a number. Whoever has that number will win the grand prize. Then I will draw some more numbers.

GRAND PRIZE: 400 LOLs.
NOT SO GRAND PRIZE: 200 LOLs.
STILL GOOD PRIZE: Your C.A.T. will be transparent! (Courtesy of Ery.)

Yah. Umm... I guess that's it!

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0523ck said:

[glow=hotpink,2,300]What flavor?

... whoopsies =o Should I delete this post?[/glow]

Yes please. x3 Hehe, sorry. ^^;

[Tay - Sock Eater]

Hmm, I like the gray one. Give it to me!! GRAAAY.

[Ginz ❤]

So can we adopt now? =D And if so, PINK please? ... and if we aren't supposed to yet... sorry. ^^;;;

[Tay - Sock Eater]

I CHANGED MY MIND. :3 I want the yellow one instead of gray! Or both. But mostly, yellow.

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DA OFISHYUL USER AREA

This is where C.A.T. owners can like, make LOLs off each other without NSQ having to do much work! You can trade items, auction items, sell items for LOLs, sell services i.e. art for LOLs or items, trade C.A.T.s, put up ads, or pretty much anything else! (Unless we say you can't.)

When you think of what you want, post your message on the thread or PM Cyr, and she will put up an ad for you. She runs this area.

Note: If you are trading C.A.T.s, all the items on the C.A.T.s get traded too! They are alien items. They mold to the C.A.T.

So! Dun dun dun. NSQ finally let part of the C. A. T. industry run rampant- it's all in MY fiendish paws jaws hands now! Mwaha. :3

So just like, start already. . . jeez. . .

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[cyrillen]

Uzerz!

Ginz: Will Draw your C.A.T. (or whatever) for LOLs

Yeah, I know what you're thinking, "My cat is prettyful already, I don't need another drawing of it!" buuut... how about a drawing of your C.A.T. in another position? Your C.A.T. stuck in a tree, your C.A.T. in their Creepy Spaceship Thing or you and your C.A.T. together! These are only a few ideas... anything goes! ^_^
... Even something that is not you C.A.T, I just wanted to be on-topic-ish. XDD

Just fill out this form and post here or PM here...
What do you want me to draw? (C.A.T, other)
If C.A.T.
a) Postion?
b) Personality?
c) Extra stuff? (Even if you haven't bought stuff, I can draw your C.A.T. with it)
d) Background? (I'm bad at backgrounds, so please don't make it too complicated)
e) Anything else? (i.e. If you asked for a pic of your C.A.T. and you, you could describe yourself here)
If Other.
a) Just tell me what and I'll see what I can do. XD

Prices depend on what you ask me to draw (some things are more complicated that others) but I promise, it won't be so expensive. ^_^

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Blue plz

[Patrick (Forumerly Known As)]

[glow=hotpink,2,300]Done

Green? ^^ WHOA MON AND A "^_^" PLEASE[/glow]

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Oh darn, people actually want them. ;_; *SIGH* Now I have to go edit more stuff!

[Tay - Sock Eater]

As previously said, yellow is mine. And once I get it, I must change its face.

YAY YELLOW