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Post by Dan on Feb 23, 2008 15:21:10 GMT -5
Face it...we're just not party animals anymore. We all have to grow up sometime, you know. There comes a time in every person's life when they have to say to themselves, "Hey, time to move on, grow up, get a job. No more messing around." You don't want to be a party animal forever, now do you, Squiesh?  ..............yes. o.o You're such a party pooper, Dan. T__T I try. See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Party pooping, that's a legitimate job. I've matured, got past that whole partying stage, and now have become a Regional Party Pooper for The Man, Inc. It pays quite well, I must say. |
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Post by Sq on Feb 23, 2008 15:26:58 GMT -5
..............yes. o.o You're such a party pooper, Dan. T__T I try. See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Party pooping, that's a legitimate job. I've matured, got past that whole partying stage, and now have become a Regional Party Pooper for The Man, Inc. It pays quite well, I must say. Oh, I'm so impressed. A professional Party Pooper. Do you know how childish that sounds? You poop parties. That's just as immature as throwing parties. It's just as bad as the kid in elementary school who always told the teacher on you for doing 'bad' stuff. Yeah, real mature, Dan.  |
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Post by Dan on Feb 23, 2008 15:37:17 GMT -5
I try. See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Party pooping, that's a legitimate job. I've matured, got past that whole partying stage, and now have become a Regional Party Pooper for The Man, Inc. It pays quite well, I must say. Oh, I'm so impressed. A professional Party Pooper. Do you know how childish that sounds? You poop parties. That's just as immature as throwing parties. It's just as bad as the kid in elementary school who always told the teacher on you for doing 'bad' stuff. Yeah, real mature, Dan. That kid in elementary school was mature. He learned quickly about the rules of self-perseverance. It's like Natural Selection, only better. I quote: "Do everything for yourself, and step on everyone else in your way. Step on their faces if you can." |
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Post by Sq on Feb 23, 2008 16:15:20 GMT -5
Oh, I'm so impressed. A professional Party Pooper. Do you know how childish that sounds? You poop parties. That's just as immature as throwing parties. It's just as bad as the kid in elementary school who always told the teacher on you for doing 'bad' stuff. Yeah, real mature, Dan. That kid in elementary school was mature. He learned quickly about the rules of self-perseverance. It's like Natural Selection, only better. I quote: "Do everything for yourself, and step on everyone else in your way. Step on their faces if you can." Ruining other peoples' fun can't benefit someone in any way. I believe in living to do good for others, and spreading joy around. It seems you only care about helping yourself. While it may seem like pooping parties will benefit you at first, in the long run, it won't get you very far in life. >( |
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Post by Dan on Feb 23, 2008 17:57:12 GMT -5
That kid in elementary school was mature. He learned quickly about the rules of self-perseverance. It's like Natural Selection, only better. I quote: "Do everything for yourself, and step on everyone else in your way. Step on their faces if you can." Ruining other peoples' fun can't benefit someone in any way. I believe in living to do good for others, and spreading joy around. It seems you only care about helping yourself. While it may seem like pooping parties will benefit you at first, in the long run, it won't get you very far in life. >( Mwahaha, I've succeeded in pooping Squiesh out. >D One down, many more to go. |
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Post by Ikkin on Feb 23, 2008 21:18:19 GMT -5
Ruining other peoples' fun can't benefit someone in any way. I believe in living to do good for others, and spreading joy around. It seems you only care about helping yourself. While it may seem like pooping parties will benefit you at first, in the long run, it won't get you very far in life. >( Mwahaha, I've succeeded in pooping Squiesh out. >D One down, many more to go. Bad Dan. I move we fire Dan and replace him with that spambot we deleted the other day.  This thread would probably be more active then, at least. |
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Post by Nimras on Feb 23, 2008 23:19:36 GMT -5
Yeah, but would the spambot remember to bring anything to drink?
Where did the rum and the sake go, anyways? *rummages though fridge*
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Post by Dan on Feb 24, 2008 15:18:15 GMT -5
Mwahaha, I've succeeded in pooping Squiesh out. >D One down, many more to go. Bad Dan. I move we fire Dan and replace him with that spambot we deleted the other day. This thread would probably be more active then, at least. Bah. Without me getting you guys to focus, you guys would never get anything done. I'm the most important member of the mod team. *nod* |
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Post by Sq on Feb 25, 2008 19:11:34 GMT -5
Bad Dan. I move we fire Dan and replace him with that spambot we deleted the other day. This thread would probably be more active then, at least. Bah. Without me getting you guys to focus, you guys would never get anything done. I'm the most important member of the mod team. *nod* HAHAH. How could you compare yourself to the great Salos, let alone rank yourself higher than him? You make me laugh, Mister Party Pooper. |
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Post by Dan on Feb 25, 2008 19:34:33 GMT -5
Bah. Without me getting you guys to focus, you guys would never get anything done. I'm the most important member of the mod team. *nod* HAHAH. How could you compare yourself to the great Salos, let alone rank yourself higher than him? You make me laugh, Mister Party Pooper. Well, first of all, I have no idea who Salos is. o-o Some figment of your imagination, perhaps? |
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Post by Sq on Feb 27, 2008 0:46:17 GMT -5
HAHAH. How could you compare yourself to the great Salos, let alone rank yourself higher than him? You make me laugh, Mister Party Pooper. Well, first of all, I have no idea who Salos is. o-o Some figment of your imagination, perhaps? *flamethrowers Dan* >_> |
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Post by Ikkin on Feb 27, 2008 12:18:18 GMT -5
Well, first of all, I have no idea who Salos is. o-o Some figment of your imagination, perhaps? *flamethrowers Dan* >_> *pokes Dan* *realizes he's crispy* ...I think we're gonna need a new secretary. >_> |
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Post by Huntress on Feb 27, 2008 15:19:29 GMT -5
*pokes Dan* *realizes he's crispy* ...I think we're gonna need a new secretary. >_> Wait, who's we? He's my secretary. ...was my secretary. You guys owe me a new secretary >___> |
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Post by Dan on Feb 27, 2008 17:58:35 GMT -5
*pokes Dan* *realizes he's crispy* ...I think we're gonna need a new secretary. >_> Wait, who's we? He's my secretary. ...was my secretary. You guys owe me a new secretary >___> Dan 2.0 just came out. =D Bigger, better, and faster. ;D Well, bigger bubblegum bubbles, better nail-painting skills, and faster response time for witty retorts, that is. XD |
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Post by Sq on Feb 27, 2008 23:14:19 GMT -5
Wait, who's we? He's my secretary. ...was my secretary. You guys owe me a new secretary >___> Dan 2.0 just came out. =D Bigger, better, and faster. ;D Well, bigger bubblegum bubbles, better nail-painting skills, and faster response time for witty retorts, that is. XD I have created a monster. T__________________T |
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