"Our first course will be Nitroglycerin soup, followed by TNT with gravy and a side of gunpowder. Finally for desert you have a choice between a strawberry plastic explosive sundae or Uranium cobbler. A selection of wine is also available on request."
The party will never die, no matter how deleted Tracy makes it. =D
*drinks gallons of fruit punch*
Is that the same punch from the old MS? If not, I assume that it hasn't been spiked yet, so it's safe for me to drink from it. ^^
I'm pretty sure that it's the sa- I mean, roight, safe, go ahead ^^
And my booze is very much safe! >O I'm a respectable and established businesswoman, sanko very much, I can't afford to lose my customers over it which is why I do ugly things to everyone else's booze, but hey, gotta keep myself afloat somehow.
I thought I stole that in the last party thread, then fed it to the kraken in the janitor closet? Or did he somehow manage to godmode it back while I was away? >.>
This party's pretty lame, though. The last one was much better. Pages on pages of pure awesome, with only mods invited. This is more like a sleepover, after everyone's already asleep. >.>
Come on, it's party game time! =D
*somehow procures a giant disco ball, Strife's giant laser cannon, the entire ninja dojo, a length of impossibly-strong rope to tie the dojo to the ceiling with, a Rube-Goldberg contraption, a plate of cookies, a starving newbie tied to a wall with an elastic, and a flamethrower*
Here's how this works. The two mods who are chosen to compete will start dancing as soon as the newbie is freed. Once the newbie is freed, he will attempt to eat the cookies. Once the cookies are gone, the Rube-Goldberg machine will start turning, and will run for approximately ten minutes, ending with the flamethrower going off and setting the ninja dojo on fire. The chosen mods must all dance until the dojo is burnt to ashes, or be shot by the laser cannon. At the end of this period, if both mods are left alive, the non-competing mods will score the two contestants on their dances, and the lowest-scoring one will be thrown into the pit of Meepits.
The rest of us can just sit back and watch, or take bets, or throw rum at the burning dojo, or whatever.
So, let's vote - who should compete? (I'm exempt, since I made the game)