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Post by nope on Oct 4, 2007 22:31:07 GMT -5
*nod-nod* But of course. ;D Drooly Merry is an interesting thought, too. I almost feel sorry for the Urruk-Hai that's carrying him. x3 *nodnod* |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2007 22:38:57 GMT -5
*read late* Ah, well. XD The chatspeak-movie part was cool!
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Post by nope on Oct 6, 2007 10:02:46 GMT -5
*read late* Ah, well. XD The chatspeak-movie part was cool! Indeed it is! |
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Post by Shrimpy on Oct 9, 2007 19:05:41 GMT -5
I can't wait for part nine. *dances in seat* No rush, though, Ringo! Take your time, and I'll just wait and lurk. =3
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Post by nope on Oct 9, 2007 19:10:15 GMT -5
I can't wait for part nine. *dances in seat* No rush, though, Ringo! Take your time, and I'll just wait and lurk. =3 I might do it this weekend, you never know though. |
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Post by Shrimpy on Oct 10, 2007 18:07:03 GMT -5
I can't wait for part nine. *dances in seat* No rush, though, Ringo! Take your time, and I'll just wait and lurk. =3 I might do it this weekend, you never know though. Ooooh! Okay! =D *lurk-lurk* |
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Post by nope on Oct 14, 2007 11:36:51 GMT -5
Chapter Nine (fear it)
Seven strangers ran along the rock face, well, actually, not really strangers ‘cause I’ve talked about them all through the story so, not really strangers... HEY! I’m tryin’ to make this sound cool okay? *grumble*
They where, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Vyt, Squiesh, Michelle and Shrimpy, the countless others had left them saying that they would return sooner or later.
The seven had been running nonstop for days.
“This... Reminds... Me of... PE... Class” Wheezed Squiesh “My legs... are barely intact!”
“No more plz.” Said Vyt, stumbling on a rock.
His wish came true, sort of.
Aragorn was stooping down to pick something up.
Michelle walked up to Aragorn to have a better look at what he had uncovered.
A leaf.
Not just ANY leaf, I was a brooch shaped as a leaf that the Lady Galadriel had given them.
“A sign of the others.” Muttered Aragorn.
“I vote we save Ringo first.” Said Shrimpy “’Cause if she dies, she can’t write this story anymore and thus my end to fame!”
Everyone looked at her sarcastically
“What?”
“...”
“Annnnyyywaaay...” Added Aragorn “We have less than I day ahead of us! Come!”
***
Three bodies hit the ground, not dead bodies mine you, the where alive.
The Uruks had set up camp and Merry and Pippin jumped into a lengthily conversation about how the should of never left the Shire (whatever that is) in the first place.
“I want beef!” blurted out an Uruk.
“I want pork!”
“I want veal!”
“I want chicken!”
“I want Turkey!”
“I want duck!”
“...”
“?”
“What about them?” said one not-uruk beckoning to us peeps on the ground.
“Meep.” said Pippin.
“You aren't going to scare them by acting like a meepit y’know.” I told him.
“PLZ? Just a little bit off the flank?” said the not-uruk raising his swordy thingy and creeping up to us.
And Uruk cut his head off, srsly.
“Meat’s back on the menu boys!”
“That’s sick. Come on, lets go.” said Merry, worming in the other direction of the Uruks.
I found a sword thing on the ground and cut my bounds and proceeded to do the same to the others.
We started to run towards a forest when someone kicked me in the back sending me on my face. I turned over to see an not-uruk standing over me.
“I’ma gonna eat-” a spear came through his back and he fell on the ground, apparently dead.
A horse baring the man who had thrown the spear ran past.
***
At last, the seven had found signs of life. Not Uruks though.
A group of men on horses where riding a ways away from the group.
“Riders of Rohan!” Scream Aragorn after them “What news from the mark?”
The Group of so called “Riders of Rohan” did a u-turn and headed in the traveler’s direction.
They surrounded them, pointing their spears at them.
“Speak quickly.” said a Rider.
Aragorn did an intro of all seven of them.
“Theoden, our king has been poisoned by Saruman, he no longer recognizes friend or foe, we are banished from his hall and are riding away.” said the dude who was apparently call Eomer
“We are searching for some friends whom where taken captive by a group of Uruk-hai.”
"The Uruks are destroyed. We slaughtered them during the night." Said Eomer “We left none alive.” He pointed to smoke in the distance “You may search it but do not hope.”
They gave them a few horses and left.
“Nice people.” Said Michelle.
They rode towards the smoke, it didn’t take them long.
A pile of Uruk carcasses where burning which left a rancid smell in the air.
Vyt unearthed two burnt belts and a spoon.
“They... are... dead.” He said.
Legolas muttered words in elvish.
Aragorn became so overcome with grief, he kicked an uruk-helmet and broke two toes.
“Smart.” said Squiesh.
Something caught Aragorn’s attention.
“The three lay here.” He said, pointing at three dents in the ground (wow, soft ground).
He pointed at more marks in the ground.
“They crawled.”
He stopped.
“Their hands where bound.”
He unearthed three pieces of rope on the ground.
“Their bounds where cut.”
Aragorn followed an imaginary path.
“They went over here and then... Into Fangorn forest.”
They all looked up at a very very dense forest.
“Ooooh... that’s a problem.”
To be continued...
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Post by Shrimpy on Oct 15, 2007 19:08:59 GMT -5
Ooooo! Part nine! Sweet and Salty! *read-read-read*
I don't know why, but I find this sooo funny for some reason. x3
Nice work, Ringo! *magically poofs a "good job" Slushie over to you*
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Post by nope on Oct 15, 2007 20:08:55 GMT -5
Ooooo! Part nine! Sweet and Salty! *read-read-read* I don't know why, but I find this sooo funny for some reason. x3 Nice work, Ringo! *magically poofs a "good job" Slushie over to you*  Thankees. |
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Post by Shrimpy on Oct 17, 2007 16:09:54 GMT -5
Y'welcomies! ^^
...Where is eve'ybody? *pokes assorted peoples who haven't posted in an age*
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Post by nope on Oct 17, 2007 19:45:25 GMT -5
Y'welcomies! ^^ ...Where is eve'ybody? *pokes assorted peoples who haven't posted in an age* Yeah I was wondering about them. |
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Post by Rikku on Oct 19, 2007 0:08:26 GMT -5
Good part Ringo. ^_^
... the image of the Riders of Rohan doing a u-turn is classic.
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Post by Shrimpy on Oct 19, 2007 10:15:58 GMT -5
*gaspeth!* Rikku returns! *glomp-tackle-squish* It's so good to see yer face ag'in! *noogie*
Yus, the u-turn was wonderful. x3
"Riders of Rohan"... Somehow the picture of a bunch of biker-dudes riding in formation comes to mind. o_0
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Post by nope on Oct 19, 2007 12:35:38 GMT -5
*gaspeth!* Rikku returns! *glomp-tackle- squish* It's so good to see yer face ag'in! *noogie* Yus, the u-turn was wonderful. x3 "Riders of Rohan"... Somehow the picture of a bunch of biker-dudes riding in formation comes to mind. o_0 XD The u-turn thing just popped into my mine and I was like "OMG U-TURN! *types*" |
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Post by Amneiger on Oct 20, 2007 1:02:11 GMT -5
Heh. Sounds exactly like something an orc would say.
And nobody else was reading the comments and was suddenly reminded of a certain pirate captain?
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Thankees.
