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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2007 1:19:49 GMT -5
YAY! xDDD
And why am I using a sword? Dx The last time I used a sword, I lobbed my own head off.
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Post by Shrimpy on Aug 30, 2007 10:34:06 GMT -5
Woooww... How are you alive and speakin' then, MGA? Lots of stitches? 0,0
I've never used a sword before. Just meh liddle Slushies; excellent projectiles there are. *nods*
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Post by nope on Aug 30, 2007 11:15:29 GMT -5
Yay.
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Post by Tam on Aug 30, 2007 12:14:46 GMT -5
*bounces on the soles of her feet eagerly*
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Post by nope on Aug 30, 2007 16:11:46 GMT -5
*bounces on the soles of her feet eagerly* Yes, I know, part six is taking way too long. |
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Post by Shrimpy on Aug 30, 2007 20:57:01 GMT -5
Uh, maybe. ^^ *waits*
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Post by Rikku on Aug 30, 2007 23:54:26 GMT -5
Yes, I know, part six is taking way too long. Yup. *pokes* *giggles *pokes again* |
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Post by nope on Aug 31, 2007 12:35:48 GMT -5
>.>
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Post by nope on Sept 1, 2007 15:37:45 GMT -5
Okay I'm really sorry I've been so lazy lately. I have no excuse for not getting on to part six. It's really short this time. I promise part seven will be longer. Sorry everyone.
Chapter Six!!
We ran and ran, as fast as we could, we ran out of the hall with the Frazerog (Balrog) hot on our pursuit, flinging steel origami birds at us.
Eventually, we came to a thin crumbling bridge.
The Frazerog appeared out of no where near the start of the bridge.
Thirteen of us panicked and ran single-file down the bridge.
Gandalf was the only one who stayed.
He backed onto the bridge as the Frazerog advanced to see it’s challenger.
“Yew cann0t pazz!” Shouted Gandalf.
The Frazerog bellowed and chucked some paper airplanes at Gandalf which narrowly missed.
“Teh dark fya w1ll n0t ava1l u. FL4ME OV UDUN!!”
ROOOAR!
“G0 bac 2 da shadowz!”
[insert roar here]
Gandalf now raised his sword and staff.
“YEW SHALL N0T PAZZ!” and he stabbed down at the stone of the bridge.
The Frazerog was not fooled by this bluff and stepped forward and bit Gandalf’s head off.
Hah! Only kidding! The Frazerog advanced to eat his prey when the bridge beneath his feet crumbled and sent him falling into the chasm.
Gandalf turned to us staring bewildered at him.
“...An datz h0w u kiwl a Balrog.”
Suddenly, in a flash of origami paper, something whipped around Gandalf's ankle and pulled him onto the edge of the destroyed bridge.
Hanging onto the edge of the bridge, Gandalf muttered his last words:
“Run u f00lz!”
And he released his grip and fell into the darkness.
Everything went into slow motion again.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“Gandaaaaaalf!”
“NO! NO! NOOOOOO!”
“NOOOO! FRAZEROG! *brick’d*”
We all ran, even though there was nothing to run from. Soon we found our selfs standing outside the mines.
Everything was still in slow motion.
And then everyone was on the ground bawling their eyes out, soon I found that I was sobbing too.
to be continued
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Post by nope on Sept 1, 2007 15:49:48 GMT -5
In case you people didn't know... In the story... I'm stealing Pippin's role >.> 'cause I'm so 1337...
Ringo is secretly in love with Pippin... <3
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Post by Tam on Sept 1, 2007 17:05:46 GMT -5
*slips Frazerog the promised shinies for taking care of that* >.>
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Post by Fraze on Sept 1, 2007 18:02:46 GMT -5
NOOOOOO! THE FRAZEROG IS DEEAAAAAAD! Now I want someone to draw a Frazerog... *Looks around* Narcissistic? Me? *slips Frazerog the promised shinies for taking care of that* >.> *Pockets the shinies* This exchange never happened. |
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Post by Rikku on Sept 2, 2007 14:45:05 GMT -5
Heh. I actually understood most of what Gandalf said in this part!
*realizes what she said and abruptly falls silent* Chatspeak? *rushes off to read something unbelievably wordy, with 'antidisestablishmentarianism' repeated at least twice in every sentence, to cure Prolonged Exposure to Chatspeak syndrome*
*mourns Gandalf*
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Post by Shrimpy on Sept 2, 2007 16:52:05 GMT -5
Despite my biases on chatspeak, I'm actually gonna miss the chatspeaky Gandalf... *waves 'bye-bye' to Gandalf over the cliff* Seeya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!
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Post by nope on Sept 3, 2007 9:38:54 GMT -5
Despite my biases on chatspeak, I'm actually gonna miss the chatspeaky Gandalf... *waves 'bye-bye' to Gandalf over the cliff* Seeya! Wouldn't wanna be ya! Well, I'm accualy planning when Gandalf returns in the book and movie as Gandalf the White, in this story he will come back as Gandalf the Speech Corrected  |
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