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Post by Kat on Feb 23, 2008 21:28:47 GMT -5
:3 Looks possibly painful. It does. How could I ever ever wanted to see that? *winces and eyes sugar evilly* [shadow=purple,left,300]You said you wanted to see feet squished. Yup, only in the Philippines. XD[/shadow] |
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Post by Goosh on Feb 23, 2008 21:28:51 GMT -5
PUNS! =D 1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now 4. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. 5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. 7. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 8. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet concrete. He became a hardened criminal 9. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. 10. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. 11. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U C L A. 12. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. 13. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. 14. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. 15. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. 16. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) 17. I knew she was bulimic so I tried not to talk about food, but she kept bringing it up! 18. I didn't know where the sun went at night, so I stayed up thinking about it until it dawned on me. [shadow=purple,left,300]... *cracks up* Someone pass me the glue.[/shadow] XDDDD *collapses from excess pun humour* |
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Feb 23, 2008 21:28:58 GMT -5
*kisses in reply* ..but what is the use of fame if I can't have the girl my heart desires? ;__; ..I'd trade it all for you, my sweet Tamia. The one my heart has been beating for ever since I saw you. That's true too. =D Kit's been head over heels for Tamia for a long time. :3 >>; .. can't really deny that. |
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Post by Crystal on Feb 23, 2008 21:29:11 GMT -5
Hmm. Your creative posting style honestly reminds me of Kit, somehow. The breaks in midsentence, probably. Interesting. ...But you can't keep her. >.> That's Kit's job. And mine. Mine too. Possibly Speck's. *cuddles Crystalkitten protectively* It's quite okay, my various kittenloves. <3 Crystalkitten, unlike the Kitkitten, has no objection to lots of free love from many different places. <33333 |
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Post by Kat on Feb 23, 2008 21:29:18 GMT -5
[shadow=purple,left,300]You missed an apostrophe between the E and the S. I can't decide on a favorite. XDDDDDD *takes glue and pulls self together*[/shadow] I SO CALLED THAT YOU WOULD CORRECT IT! I actually did it on purpose. x3 Your paying attention, i see. <3 ...Yes, I know it's you're. ^^ [shadow=purple,left,300]I would not be Kat without my grammar Nazi tendencies. XD[/shadow] |
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Post by Kathleen on Feb 23, 2008 21:29:19 GMT -5
*kisses in reply* ..but what is the use of fame if I can't have the girl my heart desires? ;__; ..I'd trade it all for you, my sweet Tamia. The one my heart has been beating for ever since I saw you. He'll leave you soon enough, dear. He does everyone. |
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Post by Kathleen on Feb 23, 2008 21:29:51 GMT -5
Hmm. Your creative posting style honestly reminds me of Kit, somehow. The breaks in midsentence, probably. Interesting. ...But you can't keep her. >.> That's Kit's job. And mine. Mine too. Possibly Speck's. *cuddles Crystalkitten protectively* It's quite okay, my various kittenloves. <3 Crystalkitten, unlike the Kitkitten, has no objection to lots of free love from many different places. <33333 *kisses the Crystalkitten* |
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Post by Shadaras on Feb 23, 2008 21:30:02 GMT -5
+pulls Kit away by the ear+ My Kitten. Don't leave. Me. He'll leave you soon enough, dear. He does everyone. I told her that.. yesterday? Or this morning. I forget which. Probably this morning, though. |
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Post by Nova on Feb 23, 2008 21:30:14 GMT -5
I SO CALLED THAT YOU WOULD CORRECT IT! I actually did it on purpose. x3 Your paying attention, i see. <3 ...Yes, I know it's you're. ^^ [shadow=purple,left,300]I would not be Kat without my grammar Nazi tendencies. XD[/shadow] You're the real Hitler.  |
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Feb 23, 2008 21:30:32 GMT -5
[shadow=purple,left,300]... *cracks up* Someone pass me the glue.[/shadow] XDDDD *collapses from excess pun humour* XD They made me laugh too. So amusing. ^_^ |
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Feb 23, 2008 21:30:36 GMT -5
*kisses in reply* ..but what is the use of fame if I can't have the girl my heart desires? ;__; ..I'd trade it all for you, my sweet Tamia. The one my heart has been beating for ever since I saw you. Sorry. .____. ..*kisses Tealeaf* ..I'll stay. ^^ xD ..I'm sorry for being predictable! I guess I could be the God of Porcupines then! Nah. Fungi suit you better. God of Parasites. :3 |
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Post by Kathleen on Feb 23, 2008 21:30:45 GMT -5
He'll leave you soon enough, dear. He does everyone. I told her that.. yesterday? Or this morning. I forget which. Probably this morning, though. Persistent, then? xD |
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Post by Crystal on Feb 23, 2008 21:31:12 GMT -5
That's true too. =D Kit's been head over heels for Tamia for a long time. :3 >>; .. can't really deny that. I wish I knew the very first mention of Tamia in our archives. ;___; |
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Post by Tam on Feb 23, 2008 21:31:15 GMT -5
=D Hello, everyone that I missed! T__T I can't believe you managed to post that before I could even finish my few entrance lines. ... *kisses passionately* I've missed you, my dear kitten. But it does seem you've been popular. *kisses in reply* ..but what is the use of fame if I can't have the girl my heart desires? ;__; ..I'd trade it all for you, my sweet Tamia. The one my heart has been beating for ever since I saw you. You can, Kitten. I'd do anything for you, after all. It is enough of a reward to hold a place in one of your many hearts. :3 *kisses in reply* ..but what is the use of fame if I can't have the girl my heart desires? ;__; ..I'd trade it all for you, my sweet Tamia. The one my heart has been beating for ever since I saw you. ..and so Kit switches effortlessly from Shade to Tamia, and back again, in mere seconds. xD; I watched your wedding, Kathkitty dear. Surely you're used to this idea by now. |
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Post by Kat on Feb 23, 2008 21:31:17 GMT -5
[shadow=purple,left,300]I would not be Kat without my grammar Nazi tendencies. XD[/shadow] You're the real Hitler. [shadow=purple,left,300]Just don't give me a mustache like his. XDDDDDD[/shadow] |
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