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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2007 20:39:10 GMT -5
..did not. And is it wrong for a man to stay loyal to his wife? Of course not! But then, you're no man, so it's completely off topic. <3 Alright, Fen, there are a few ways to castrate someone. There's the very blunt way, which involves heavy objects and crushing. There's the sharp scalpel way, which is actually relatively painless, if it's really sharp. There's the blunt kunai way. And there's the fire ants way... and all the other little things associated with that. Those are the most common ways of castration. *nodnod* Let me write that down. *ties Kit down so she can write*
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Post by Crystal on Nov 21, 2007 20:39:51 GMT -5
;__; *sniffles sadly* Kit's unimaginable pain... ;__; I think that might make me feel... a little better... *whines* D: Only one way to find out... ... C: *sits and watches* Awww, poor Nick. I'm doing this for you. We'll go with the fire ants.
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Post by Enn on Nov 21, 2007 20:39:52 GMT -5
;__; *sniffles sadly* Kit's unimaginable pain... ;__; I think that might make me feel... a little better... *whines* D: Only one way to find out... ... C: *sits and watches* ... I don't think it's unimaginable, since you've gone through it yourself. >__>;; Well... so's your face Dx<
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Post by Enn on Nov 21, 2007 20:40:13 GMT -5
;__; *sniffles sadly* Kit's unimaginable pain... ;__; I think that might make me feel... a little better... *whines* D: Only one way to find out... ... C: *sits and watches* Awww, poor Nick. I'm doing this for you. We'll go with the fire ants. :3 I remember them! ... D: I REMEMBER THEM!
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Post by Speck on Nov 21, 2007 20:40:31 GMT -5
WAY too much attention. I choose Starcrack over Warcrack any day, anyway. (Can't wait for Starcrack II! It looks fan-lousy-tastic!) Yes! OMG. YES! Someone who thinks the same way. xD I'm still shamelessly hooked on Brood War. Have been, will always be. Whatever happened to Starcraft Ghost anyway? I don't have Brood War... >.> And Andrew won't let me play with it as Protoss. (He's very protective of his computer. And with good reason, since he just got it a few months ago.) =/ Starcraft Ghost? They didn't include that in the expansion? *really has no idea what you're talking about*
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 21, 2007 20:40:32 GMT -5
I have a new mouse. ... of the computer variety, of course. I also have a new coat. And a book. Mm, convincing my mother to stop at the bookstore. *treasures her new book, but also knows she ought to be working on NaNo* How are the 'Bloids today? What mischief are we kicking up this time? Fen and Crystal are castrating Kit, while Nick watches in either glee or sorrow, I can't really tell, and Shade is defending Kit since she is now married to him. I'm supposed to be getting along with my family, but they're all reading anyways. ^_^ Yay bookstores!
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Post by Fj0rd on Nov 21, 2007 20:40:33 GMT -5
:3 I don't think it's a complex, it's a sexy young man. Oh. But of course. ^_^ You know, I'm the only person not engaged in killing someone or snogging them right now. I feel left out. *snogs Nick* Q- 'Ello! How was Enchanted? I'll probably be seeing that tomorrow. I'm not killing anyone or snogging them either. *seems to have come in at an exciting place in this drama*
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Post by Enn on Nov 21, 2007 20:40:56 GMT -5
:3 I don't think it's a complex, it's a sexy young man. Oh. But of course. ^_^ You know, I'm the only person not engaged in killing someone or snogging them right now. I feel left out. *snogs Nick* Q- 'Ello! How was Enchanted? I'll probably be seeing that tomorrow. :3 And now you are pregnant with my babies. That is how masculine I am.
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Post by My email doesn't work anymore on Nov 21, 2007 20:40:58 GMT -5
Went treasure hunting in my basement and uncovered a celery green 1970s era Viking 2000 sewing machine :3
There's about $400 I don't have to pay now
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Nov 21, 2007 20:41:35 GMT -5
Yes! OMG. YES! Someone who thinks the same way. xD I'm still shamelessly hooked on Brood War. Have been, will always be. Whatever happened to Starcraft Ghost anyway? I don't have Brood War... >.> And Andrew won't let me play with it as Protoss. (He's very protective of his computer. And with good reason, since he just got it a few months ago.) =/ Starcraft Ghost? They didn't include that in the expansion? *really has no idea what you're talking about* ... no brood war? ;____; Starcraft Ghost was supposed to be a FPS/RPG based on Starcraft. xD .. the main protagonist was supposedly Kerrigan, pre-infestation.
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Post by Fj0rd on Nov 21, 2007 20:41:49 GMT -5
I have a new mouse. ... of the computer variety, of course. I also have a new coat. And a book. Mm, convincing my mother to stop at the bookstore. *treasures her new book, but also knows she ought to be working on NaNo* How are the 'Bloids today? What mischief are we kicking up this time? Fen and Crystal are castrating Kit, while Nick watches in either glee or sorrow, I can't really tell, and Shade is defending Kit since she is now married to him. I'm supposed to be getting along with my family, but they're all reading anyways. ^_^ Yay bookstores! Awesome. ^__^
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Post by moo on Nov 21, 2007 20:41:54 GMT -5
:3 I don't think it's a complex, it's a sexy young man. Oh. But of course. ^_^ You know, I'm the only person not engaged in killing someone or snogging them right now. I feel left out. *snogs Nick* Q- 'Ello! How was Enchanted? I'll probably be seeing that tomorrow. ehoh zylaa. *wave* it was a pretty cute movie, had nice songs. hope you enjoy it.
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 21, 2007 20:42:30 GMT -5
Oh. But of course. ^_^ You know, I'm the only person not engaged in killing someone or snogging them right now. I feel left out. *snogs Nick* Q- 'Ello! How was Enchanted? I'll probably be seeing that tomorrow. :3 And now you are pregnant with my babies. That is how masculine I am. ... So our children, they will be weasel-dog-anthro hybrids that are also incredibly sexy?
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 21, 2007 20:43:48 GMT -5
Oh. But of course. ^_^ You know, I'm the only person not engaged in killing someone or snogging them right now. I feel left out. *snogs Nick* Q- 'Ello! How was Enchanted? I'll probably be seeing that tomorrow. ehoh zylaa. *wave* it was a pretty cute movie, had nice songs. hope you enjoy it. I hope so too. ^_^ How much of a romantic comedy is it? Mindela- Very nice. ^_^
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Post by Crystal on Nov 21, 2007 20:44:02 GMT -5
*catches the kitten and continues on as normal*
You might want to change back, Teddy, hon. <3 It'll be less painful.
Okay, so you make a little hole in his manparts.
And then you feed these fire ants inside. <3
And then you wait. After he's gone through the howling, then the crying, then the begging, then the anger, and passes out, you chop 'em off and hand what's left to Nick. There will probably be pregnancy. There usually is.
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