The "Nick Scares Me" Bloids 168

[♥ Xivvy]

newnick said:

Duel for children? I totally don't want any more kids <3

Then what do you want?

[♥ Xivvy]

thunderbolt said:

fj0rd said:

NOW LET'S PLAN HOW XIV IS GOING TO CARJACK ME.

I'm thinkin' Helicopters.

Do you know People who have hellies? <3

But yea. Helicopters, rubberbands, and lots of electric tapes and christmas tree lights.

[Avery]

newnick said:

tiscarrie said:

Yer a bad father. I always knew ye weren't a good influence on Squieshie, mebbeh I don't even want ya in the life of the new kid!

I never loved you and married a hussy in Las Vegas last night, after a minister dressed like Elvis granted me a divorce



You'll get no child support out of me!

I oughta take you to court, you fiend! Leavin' me alone with an evil child who always takes and never gives. *sob*

Patrick, I LUV YOU.

[♥ Xivvy]

newnick said:

tiscarrie said:

Yer a bad father. I always knew ye weren't a good influence on Squieshie, mebbeh I don't even want ya in the life of the new kid!

I never loved you and married a hussy in Las Vegas last night, after a minister dressed like Elvis granted me a divorce



You'll get no child support out of me!

So that's what happened to Elvis ...o___X

[Enn]

sytra said:

newnick said:

I never loved you and married a hussy in Las Vegas last night, after a minister dressed like Elvis granted me a divorce



You'll get no child support out of me!

D: I'm your kid! Don't you love me? You even said you'd buy me a pony... ;;

:3 If you withdraw all support for your Mother I will! <3

elvenguardian said:

newnick said:

Duel for children? I totally don't want any more kids <3

Then what do you want?

Lots and lots of immoral relations with lots and lots of beautiful women and men <3

[Thundy]

elvenguardian said:

thunderbolt said:

I'm thinkin' Helicopters.

Do you know People who have hellies? <3

But yea. Helicopters, rubberbands, and lots of electric tapes and christmas tree lights.

I have a keycard to access secure radar and control rooms in an RAF base in England :3

[Fj0rd]

elvenguardian said:

thunderbolt said:

I'm thinkin' Helicopters.

Do you know People who have hellies? <3

But yea. Helicopters, rubberbands, and lots of electric tapes and christmas tree lights.

Good. I like the direction we are taking this.

[Avery]

sytra said:

newnick said:

I never loved you and married a hussy in Las Vegas last night, after a minister dressed like Elvis granted me a divorce



You'll get no child support out of me!

D: I'm your kid! Don't you love me? You even said you'd buy me a pony... ;;

I love you, dear, it's Daddy I hate. I'm gonna change you DNA so Patrick is your new dad, okay? It might hurt a bit, but it's all for a good cause. *nod*

[Enn]

tiscarrie said:

newnick said:

I never loved you and married a hussy in Las Vegas last night, after a minister dressed like Elvis granted me a divorce



You'll get no child support out of me!

I oughta take you to court, you fiend! Leavin' me alone with an evil child who always takes and never gives. *sob*

Patrick, I LUV YOU.

Give her to me, I'll love her like a true mother. I LEFT YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR ADDICTION.

YOUR ADDICTION... TO BASS.

[Tk ∆]

elvenguardian said:

newnick said:

I never loved you and married a hussy in Las Vegas last night, after a minister dressed like Elvis granted me a divorce



You'll get no child support out of me!

So that's what happened to Elvis ...o___X

NU-uhhhhh!!!! Elvis is my subsitute bus driver!!!!

[Thundy]

Return of the magic 8 Ball =D Clicky

[Sq]

tiscarrie said:

sytra said:

D: I'm your kid! Don't you love me? You even said you'd buy me a pony... ;;

I love you, dear, it's Daddy I hate. I'm gonna change you DNA so Patrick is your new dad, okay? It might hurt a bit, but it's all for a good cause. *nod*

But... I like my NickDaddy!

... But okay! He isn't a very faithful husband. *becomes Patrick's daughter*

[♥ Xivvy]

newnick said:

tiscarrie said:

I oughta take you to court, you fiend! Leavin' me alone with an evil child who always takes and never gives. *sob*

Patrick, I LUV YOU.

Give her to me, I'll love her like a true mother. I LEFT YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR ADDICTION.

YOUR ADDICTION... TO BASS.

Bass as in fish? Or bass as in guitar? Or bass as in Catfight Punk Rock?

[Avery]

newnick said:

sytra said:

D: I'm your kid! Don't you love me? You even said you'd buy me a pony... ;;

:3 If you withdraw all support for your Mother I will! <3

Don't listen to him! He's a liar, and he ain't even your real father no more! All he cares about is using you for ultimate fighting, Squieshie!

[♥ Xivvy]

newnick said:

sytra said:

D: I'm your kid! Don't you love me? You even said you'd buy me a pony... ;;

:3 If you withdraw all support for your Mother I will! <3

elvenguardian said:

Then what do you want?

Lots and lots of immoral relations with lots and lots of beautiful women and men <3

..and muffins. Don't leave out the muffins >>