The "Meowth Wants Your Mom's Love" Tabloids 162

[Zylaa]

ridergirl333 said:

zylaa said:

Well are you coming???

Sammy: Same question. *pleading puppydog eyes*

[glow=red,2,300]Wouldn't miss it for the world. ^_^[/glow]

*dances a dance from Wicked in celebration*

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zylaa said:

sammywalkers said:

My mom still won't give me an answer. I asked her, but she's "still thinking about it."

;_;

And when I'm at the pool I have to settle for my sister plotting to set me up with the lifeguards or whatever male happens to look my age. XD

Don't worry, I think she'll let me go, she's just messing with me. :\

I'm lucky. Even if I wasn't going out with JayDee, the lifeguards at my pool are fugly.

[KitClairvoyance]

frostcrystal said:

kitclairvoyance said:

^___^ .. you'd never know, Rider sweetheart. A guy's mind can be very hard to read when the guy likes a girl. It's not all about food. And besides, it never hurts to dream. Never.

...

D:

*drops hints all over the place*

And Sammy, awwwww! That is so sweet!

I'M SORRY! ;___;

Hasn't the past year made it all up for my obliviousness?

[Rider]

zylaa said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]Wouldn't miss it for the world. ^_^[/glow]

*dances a dance from Wicked in celebration*

[glow=red,2,300]I'll go post.

What about Vetinari-in-a-dress? Does that fall under the same category?[/glow]

[Elcie]

ridergirl333 said:

zylaa said:

*dances a dance from Wicked in celebration*

[glow=red,2,300]I'll go post.

What about Vetinari-in-a-dress? Does that fall under the same category?[/glow]

Wha? XD Under the same category as... what?

That mostly reminds me of this: www.fanfiction.net/s/3263763/1/ XDXD

[Rider]

elycien said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]I'll go post.

What about Vetinari-in-a-dress? Does that fall under the same category?[/glow]

Wha? XD Under the same category as... what?

That mostly reminds me of this: www.fanfiction.net/s/3263763/1/ XDXD

[glow=red,2,300]As Davy Jones-in-a-bucket. XD[/glow]

[Zylaa]

ridergirl333 said:

zylaa said:

;_;

And when I'm at the pool I have to settle for my sister plotting to set me up with the lifeguards or whatever male happens to look my age. XD

[glow=red,2,300]XDDDD Oh dear, how old's your sister? You know, you could do likewise.[/glow]

SHE is four years younger than me and has been dating her childhood sweetheart for a year and five months.

Of course, I can't complain, since I've been plotting that since she was three. >_>

Anyway, now it is lunchtime, so bye, talk to you all later.

[Elcie]

ridergirl333 said:

elycien said:

Wha? XD Under the same category as... what?

That mostly reminds me of this: www.fanfiction.net/s/3263763/1/ XDXD

[glow=red,2,300]As Davy Jones-in-a-bucket. XD[/glow]

Oh. XDD No, not particularly, that would be more like... Vetinari-in-a-bottle. >_> Or something.

[Rider]

zylaa said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]XDDDD Oh dear, how old's your sister? You know, you could do likewise.[/glow]

SHE is four years younger than me and has been dating her childhood sweetheart for a year and five months.

Of course, I can't complain, since I've been plotting that since she was three. >_>

Anyway, now it is lunchtime, so bye, talk to you all later.

[glow=red,2,300]Gah, 11 already? Where has the morning gone?

Bye Zylaa. ^_^[/glow]

[Rider]

elycien said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]As Davy Jones-in-a-bucket. XD[/glow]

Oh. XDD No, not particularly, that would be more like... Vetinari-in-a-bottle. >_> Or something.

[glow=red,2,300]Instead of Avril, I now sing Christina. ^_^ I'm a genie in a bottle, baby....[/glow]

[Elcie]

zylaa said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]XDDDD Oh dear, how old's your sister? You know, you could do likewise.[/glow]

SHE is four years younger than me and has been dating her childhood sweetheart for a year and five months.

Of course, I can't complain, since I've been plotting that since she was three. >_>

Anyway, now it is lunchtime, so bye, talk to you all later.

Bai Zylaa. ^^ *wave*

...XDXD Oh dearrr I've forgotten all about this fanfic... it makes me laugh every time...

“But why, sir? If they haven’t actually done anything yet--”

Vetinari frowned. “Oh but they have, Vimes. General Ashal has already insulted us with that interview in the Times last week.”

Vimes tried to cast his mind back. Was there an interview? He read the Times every day but maybe he’d missed that story; of course he tended to get distracted by yelling at de Worde’s latest editorial criticising the Watch. “What did he say, sir?”

“He said, Vimes, that my robes look like a dress.”

“Oh,” Vimes tried desperately not to grin. “Well they do look a bit like a dress, sir.”

Vetinari’s eyes narrowed. “No, they do not,” the Patrician said in a steely voice. “Besides I would never wear a dress made out of cotton, Vimes. I much prefer a fine silk or taffeta.”

Vimes stared at him with his mouth open.

Vetinari smiled. “That was a joke, Vimes.”

“If you say so, sir.”

and

“He’s lost it. He’s totally lost it.”

“Oh, I don’t know about that, sir,” said Captain Carrot good-naturedly. “Maybe Lord Vetinari has some plan we’re not aware of yet.”

Vimes grimaced. “Yes, I’ve heard about that; he kept going on about some kind of Doomsday Device he’s planning to use against the Klatchians for calling him a cross-dresser.”

“I’m sure it won’t come to that, sir.”

*snickers*

And the Arch-Lieutenant of the Filing Cabinet! *bursts out laughing*

[Elcie]

Pfft!

Vimes gave Drumknott a wary look. “Ye-e-es, I believe you there. Where is Vetinari anyway?”

“Down in his Secret Municipal Fortress of Doom with the rest of the City Council, Commander; he’s trying to convince them to change the Guild names.”

“Change them to what?”

Drumknott sighed. “Let’s just put it this way this way; he wants to call the Guild of Seamstresses his Harems of the Night.”

okay, I promise I'll shut up now. XDXDXD

[Rider]

[glow=red,2,300]XDDDDD Oh dear, poor Vet... Call me crazy, but I could see Vet wearing a dress and being 100% serious about it and no one would dare contradict him. Like the Emperor's New Clothes, only more PG and lacy. ^_^[/glow]

[puffydude]

elycien said:

“He’s lost it. He’s totally lost it.”

“Oh, I don’t know about that, sir,” said Captain Carrot good-naturedly. “Maybe Lord Vetinari has some plan we’re not aware of yet.”

Vimes grimaced. “Yes, I’ve heard about that; he kept going on about some kind of Doomsday Device he’s planning to use against the Klatchians for calling him a cross-dresser.”

“I’m sure it won’t come to that, sir.”

*snickers*

And the Arch-Lieutenant of the Filing Cabinet! *bursts out laughing*

;D

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