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Post by Ginz ❤ on Dec 2, 2006 16:00:50 GMT -5
I'll eat sauerkraut when it's on Rueben sandwiches.  You should come to Estonia >> We eat all sortsa icky stuff. Even Crystal said no when I offered her to try black pudding x3 And that, unlike sauerkraut, is tasty. Ginz: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matryoshka =3 I bought one of these when visiting St. Petersburg some three years ago. Thanks, Hunty. ^_^ |
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Post by Ebil on Dec 2, 2006 16:03:23 GMT -5
What an... interesting... title 0-o why would you rent a BigMac? If you eat it, you can't return it... and if you don't eat it, what are you going to do with it?
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Post by Stal on Dec 2, 2006 16:03:46 GMT -5
I just finished reading that song, Stal. Where did you find it? Some comedian? Weird Al Yankovic. One of the craziest men alive. That song is 10 minutes long. He did another one recently called "Stuck in the Drive Thru" Two of my favorites would be The Saga Begins and maybe It's All About The Pentiums. A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...
Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
And he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I knew he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"
He was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Yeah
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What? What? What? What? What?
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What?? |
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Post by Fraze on Dec 2, 2006 16:04:15 GMT -5
What an... interesting... title 0-o why would you rent a BigMac? If you eat it, you can't return it... and if you don't eat it, what are you going to do with it? You use it as a projectile! Don't tell me you actually eat those lumps of cardboard and rat meat... |
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Dec 2, 2006 16:05:25 GMT -5
*looks at Stal's post* Using Spoiler spaces to shorten posts that would be really long... I hadn't thought of that! It's a great idea. XD
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Post by Ebil on Dec 2, 2006 16:07:42 GMT -5
A'course I don't, I don't eat beef ... er, or cardboard, for that matter.
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Post by Fraze on Dec 2, 2006 16:07:43 GMT -5
I just finished reading that song, Stal. Where did you find it? Some comedian? Weird Al Yankovic. One of the craziest men alive. That song is 10 minutes long. He did another one recently called "Stuck in the Drive Thru" Two of my favorites would be The Saga Begins and maybe It's All About The Pentiums. A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...
Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
And he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I knew he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"
He was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Yeah
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What? What? What? What? What?
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What?? Ever heard of... People ask me what's important to me in the world,
and they ask me that alot,
and I say it's not just one thing that's important to me.
Well there are three things actually:
Wood, cheese and children.
[music starts]
Ladies and gentlemen.
Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.
when you don't know what to do,
you don't know where to go, you're out in the darkness,
In the blinding snow.
Get yourself some wood, make sure it's dry
set it on fire, and you get high-on wood,
cheese and children, they make your life so sweet
wooawooawood, cheese, and children, they make your life complete.
Now you've got a fire, you're feeling fine
unless you have a chipmunk gnawing on your spine.
there's just one thing a chipmunk can't stand.
it's a nice chunk of cheese with a man's right hand.
wood, cheese, and children, they make your sweat so sweet
wooawooawood, cheese, and children, they make your life complete.
Now you've got that chipmunk on the run, you can take that cheese and have a little fun.
Dress it as a monkey hang it in a tree.
And the children will thank you for setting them free
for the children will not be free there's a little cheese monkey it's hung up in a tree.
A tree is a creature, it's made of wood, it's a leafy tree
and it looks quite good
so if you feel bad, and if you feel sad, get three little things that'll make you feel glad
God made trees, man made cheese, and a woman will make children if you just say please.
wood cheese and children, they make your life so sweet
I'm talking 'bout wood, wood cheese and children, wood cheese and children (wood cheese and children) wood cheese and children (wood cheese and children) wood cheese and children (wood cheese and children) wood cheese and children (wood cheese and children) wood cheese, wood, wood cheese and children make it sound so sweet oh. Wood, Cheese, and Children. uhhawood, cheese and children, make your life so sweet wooawooawood cheese and children. Yeah, ooh, Ah, Ah. Wood Cheese and Children.
by...uhh...some guy? *Checks* Sean Cullins. Yeah. I first heard it when a guy at my high school sang it. When we were seniors, he sang it at the Freshman Orientation. He got as far as the "God made Trees..." part, but had to stop at the end of that line. I think the principal was probably considering dragging him forcibly off the stage. |
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Post by Huntress on Dec 2, 2006 16:09:00 GMT -5
What an... interesting... title 0-o why would you rent a BigMac? If you eat it, you can't return it... and if you don't eat it, what are you going to do with it? You use it as a projectile! Don't tell me you actually eat those lumps of cardboard and rat meat... *nods in agreement* I'm still surprised that people actually go to McD's. I'm able to make a lot better burger in my own microwave oven. And it'd probably be cheaper >> They do have good french fries though... |
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Post by Fraze on Dec 2, 2006 16:09:40 GMT -5
You use it as a projectile! Don't tell me you actually eat those lumps of cardboard and rat meat... *nods in agreement* I'm still surprised that people actually go to McD's. I'm able to make a lot better burger in my own microwave oven. And it'd probably be cheaper >> They do have good french fries though... I usually pass on fries anyway. Onion rings, baby! |
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Post by Ebil on Dec 2, 2006 16:09:55 GMT -5
I don't eat Bigmacs. I don't think I'd even be physically capable of taking a bite of one >_>
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Post by Stal on Dec 2, 2006 16:11:06 GMT -5
<.<
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*still goes to McDonalds*
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Post by Huntress on Dec 2, 2006 16:12:03 GMT -5
*nods in agreement* I'm still surprised that people actually go to McD's. I'm able to make a lot better burger in my own microwave oven. And it'd probably be cheaper >> They do have good french fries though... I usually pass on fries anyway. Onion rings, baby! I don't think I've even seen onion rings in our McD's... o.o Then again, last went there about four years ago. Onion rings are tasty though =3 I should try making these sometime. Will probably take a LOT of oil, but should be worth it ^^ |
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Post by Sock on Dec 2, 2006 16:12:10 GMT -5
Yo d00ds. x3
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2006 16:13:05 GMT -5
O-O Sock in the Tabloids.
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Post by Stal on Dec 2, 2006 16:13:22 GMT -5
And Fraze, I've not heard that song (though I think I've heard another song by 'em)
I have so much music, though. Like right now I'm listening to "End of All Hope" by Nightwish. And the next artists coming up (in order) are: The Calling, Switchfoot, Metallica, Relient K, 3 Doors Down, BoA, Dave Matthews Band, Evanescence, Anberlin, Yellowcard, ending theme to Prince of Persia: Two Thrones....yeah...I have lots of variety. XD
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