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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2006 12:53:13 GMT -5
Ohdeargodstop. Stopnow. BeforeyoutryandimpersonateBeyonce. :33333333 You just gave me the greatest idea. |
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Post by Crystal on Dec 2, 2006 12:53:14 GMT -5
I guess. I don't really remember anything, other than taking the Cherry Coke that he gave me. He slipped me a roofie.  I feel so violated. You think you feel violated now, wait until I tell you what Crystal did to you after she scared me away from you when she found us together... Hey, Spot was with me. Leopards scorned are dangerous creatures. All I did was offer to make him hurt really bad so as to appease her. Using carrots, potatoes, and little sharp moving things. |
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Post by Scar on Dec 2, 2006 12:53:31 GMT -5
Much as I'd love to agree I must decline. I suck at Chemistry. Don't give me anything unlabelled x3 And Xiv scares the pants off anyone ... methinks she goes well with Nick xD Sorry, I don't do Nick. He does Huggsy. I'm with KitC, or I'm single. Single might be better.. Better single than Nick? I can see that phrase catching on xD And Zylaa, good point, but I was refering to Xiv n;) |
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 12:53:52 GMT -5
You think you feel violated now, wait until I tell you what Crystal did to you after she scared me away from you when she found us together... *runs to take a scalding hot shower* I'm out of here anyway. I actually am out of Coke. I think I might make a trip down to the corner gas station to fix this. The water won't wash away the images, Stal.. |
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Post by Crystal on Dec 2, 2006 12:53:56 GMT -5
Aaaw, maybe you were talking about Nick, then. Because you had better be, mother dear, as if the neurons in your brain even flicker with the slightest spark that might indicate "Crystal", I will do the absolute worst thing I could ever do. I'll strip you naked, file your nails, confiscate your weapons, and lock you in a closet with a Viagra-high Nick. .... ...... So can I have her weapons? No, dear. I'm donating them to charity because I'm a good girl. |
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 12:54:31 GMT -5
Sorry, I don't do Nick. He does Huggsy. I'm with KitC, or I'm single. Single might be better.. Better single than Nick? I can see that phrase catching on xD And Zylaa, good point, but I was refering to Xiv  mm? No, better single that married. |
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Post by aerisangel01 on Dec 2, 2006 12:54:37 GMT -5
Me? I'd say you're extremely smart in EVERY areas ^^ You ARE my lovely little Scarry, after all ^_~ Much as I'd love to agree I must decline. I suck at Chemistry. Don't give me anything unlabelled x3 And Xiv scares the pants off anyone ... methinks she goes well with Nick xD Maybe, but you rock at the rest. I'm still right. And giving unlabeled vial to ANYONE here mean apocalypse xD |
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 12:55:02 GMT -5
.... ...... So can I have her weapons? No, dear. I'm donating them to charity because I'm a good girl. Good Will gone Barracks.. |
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Post by Enn on Dec 2, 2006 12:55:47 GMT -5
Whoever said anything about RAPE? I'm sure you'll be perfectly willing.  *gouges out both of your eyes with my Purity ring because it's sharp* *licks off the blood* Willing? Not so much. Gouging of eyes = -10 points, unoriginal Purity ring = +5 points, interesting item Licking off blood = +15 points, extraordinarily freakish even for Xiv You think you feel violated now, wait until I tell you what Crystal did to you after she scared me away from you when she found us together... Hey, Spot was with me. Leopards scorned are dangerous creatures. All I did was offer to make him hurt really bad so as to appease her. Using carrots, potatoes, and little sharp moving things. Use of vegetables = +15 points for originality Little sharp moving things = -5 for not using BIG sharp moving things Crystal's on 5, Xiv on 10. ROUND TWO. |
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Post by Scar on Dec 2, 2006 12:56:31 GMT -5
*runs to take a scalding hot shower* I'm out of here anyway. I actually am out of Coke. I think I might make a trip down to the corner gas station to fix this. ... I think the last two times I've seen you on the 'bloids, you've left to buy Coke. Stal, you really need to do something about this addiction. Methinks that ain't possible. Sort of like Thundy and nukes; he's always gotta have one in hand n;) |
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 12:57:12 GMT -5
Xivvy's lunch time. Back later!
*cuts open both of Crystal's lips with a wire saw before leaving*
*as an after thoguth, runs back upstairs, pins Crystal to the wall by the neck with a trident, and grinds shards of glass into her face*
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Post by Crystal on Dec 2, 2006 12:57:32 GMT -5
*shrug* I sprinkled her with lots of Huggsy pheromones. Got Kit to harvest them for me when he... uh. I could always counter with the very graphic, very should-be-censored pictures of you and Stal.... and Hu. Whoever said anything about RAPE? I'm sure you'll be perfectly willing. *gouges out both of your eyes with my Purity ring because it's sharp* *licks off the blood* Willing? Not so much. Ouch. *smiles freakily with blood running down from her eyes* I'm sorry mom. You made me do this. *knees Xiv in the stomach, flips her on the floor, rolls her on top of Nick in a very compromising position, and proceeds to debone her* *by touch, because she can't see* Now, I'm going to get a healing potion. Excuse me. |
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Post by aerisangel01 on Dec 2, 2006 12:58:02 GMT -5
... I think the last two times I've seen you on the 'bloids, you've left to buy Coke. Stal, you really need to do something about this addiction. Methinks that ain't possible. Sort of like Thundy and nukes; he's always gotta have one in hand Insert massive scarring here: Just think what NICK must always have in one hand =p |
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Post by Stal on Dec 2, 2006 12:58:20 GMT -5
... I think the last two times I've seen you on the 'bloids, you've left to buy Coke. Stal, you really need to do something about this addiction. Methinks that ain't possible. Sort of like Thundy and nukes; he's always gotta have one in hand Very true. They better still have the 12 packs in stock. ...unfortunately, I can only carry two. :/ |
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Post by Crystal on Dec 2, 2006 12:59:26 GMT -5
Use of vegetables = +15 points for originality Little sharp moving things = -5 for not using BIG sharp moving things Crystal's on 5, Xiv on 10. ROUND TWO. See, when you have little sharp moving things, you can insert them in and use a remote control to make them move around under the skin. If they were too big, they would tear the skin and pop out. The trick is to make them as big as you can without them being TOO big. Designed them myself. Stal was the first test subject. |
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I feel so violated.
