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Post by Ikkin on Aug 23, 2006 22:03:25 GMT -5
Real swords are expensive and slightly useless anyway. Unless you need to behead someone, and that gets really messy, and there's all these legal issues to go through. |
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Post by Lord of the Frogs is Yellow on Aug 23, 2006 22:07:12 GMT -5
Wah, me need bed... got the AM shift tomorrow. Bye, all.
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Post by Scar on Aug 23, 2006 22:07:53 GMT -5
I'm going to get a sword!  ...okay, not really... It's an aluminum training/stage sword, but it looks enough like a pirate cutlass to make me happy, and my mom probably wouldn't let me get anything either sharp or made of steel anyway. I'm still happy, though. ^^ Ha! Then we can truly call ye Ikkin the knight! All ya need now is some shining armour n;) |
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Post by Ikkin on Aug 23, 2006 22:08:39 GMT -5
I'm going to get a sword! ...okay, not really... It's an aluminum training/stage sword, but it looks enough like a pirate cutlass to make me happy, and my mom probably wouldn't let me get anything either sharp or made of steel anyway. I'm still happy, though. ^^ Ha! Then we can truly call ye Ikkin the knight! All ya need now is some shining armour  Hehe, shining armor is too heavy. j;) I have to go with the non-shiny kind... ;_; |
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 23, 2006 22:11:11 GMT -5
... Wow. I think my favorite so far is: North Liberty, Iowa. August 2005. A man faces up to two years prison and a $5000 fine after standing naked in his front yard and then chasing his complaining neighbors with a sword. (Source: WFTV.com) |
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Post by Ikkin on Aug 23, 2006 22:12:56 GMT -5
... Wow. I think my favorite so far is: North Liberty, Iowa. August 2005. A man faces up to two years prison and a $5000 fine after standing naked in his front yard and then chasing his complaining neighbors with a sword. (Source: WFTV.com) XD Some of the ones at the end are even crazier... Though, this one's kinda funny, too: Nashua, New Hampshire. May, 2005. A man was arrested and charged with criminal threatening and criminal mischief after he threatened another motorist with a two-handed broadsword on the Henri Burque Highway at noon o a Sunday, threatening to “run through” another motorist, and popping a tire with the point of his sword. The incident occurred when the motorist exchanged angry words because the other driver was going too slowly. The then suspect retrieved from his SUV a sword with a two-handed hilt and blade more than 3 feet long. He then pierced one of the other driver’s tires with it and drove off. (Source: Nashua Telegraph Online) "Criminal mischief" is an awesome phrase. And this reminds me of that commercial where a random broadsword comes out of the sky and pops the commercial-guy's tire. XD |
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 23, 2006 22:13:26 GMT -5
Wah, me need bed... got the AM shift tomorrow. Bye, all. Aww, bye Frogs. New favorite! Rocky Mount, North Carolina. December, 2004. A neighborhood duel between two moms arms with a machete and a sword erupted at a morning bus stop after their two small children had a minor spat. |
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 23, 2006 22:16:19 GMT -5
... Wow. I think my favorite so far is: North Liberty, Iowa. August 2005. A man faces up to two years prison and a $5000 fine after standing naked in his front yard and then chasing his complaining neighbors with a sword. (Source: WFTV.com) XD Some of the ones at the end are even crazier... Though, this one's kinda funny, too: Nashua, New Hampshire. May, 2005. A man was arrested and charged with criminal threatening and criminal mischief after he threatened another motorist with a two-handed broadsword on the Henri Burque Highway at noon o a Sunday, threatening to “run through” another motorist, and popping a tire with the point of his sword. The incident occurred when the motorist exchanged angry words because the other driver was going too slowly. The then suspect retrieved from his SUV a sword with a two-handed hilt and blade more than 3 feet long. He then pierced one of the other driver’s tires with it and drove off. (Source: Nashua Telegraph Online) "Criminal mischief" is an awesome phrase. And this reminds me of that commercial where a random broadsword comes out of the sky and pops the commercial-guy's tire. XD XDD Do you have a link to a video of that commercial? |
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Post by siofra on Aug 23, 2006 22:18:14 GMT -5
XD Some of the ones at the end are even crazier... Though, this one's kinda funny, too: Nashua, New Hampshire. May, 2005. A man was arrested and charged with criminal threatening and criminal mischief after he threatened another motorist with a two-handed broadsword on the Henri Burque Highway at noon o a Sunday, threatening to “run through” another motorist, and popping a tire with the point of his sword. The incident occurred when the motorist exchanged angry words because the other driver was going too slowly. The then suspect retrieved from his SUV a sword with a two-handed hilt and blade more than 3 feet long. He then pierced one of the other driver’s tires with it and drove off. (Source: Nashua Telegraph Online) "Criminal mischief" is an awesome phrase. And this reminds me of that commercial where a random broadsword comes out of the sky and pops the commercial-guy's tire. XD XDD Do you have a link to a video of that commercial? *sigh* The biggest news that goes on here is that there's a bring your own flippin' tractor day to SCHOOL. HOW CAN PEOPLE LIVE THIS WAY?! |
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Post by Ikkin on Aug 23, 2006 22:25:00 GMT -5
XD Some of the ones at the end are even crazier... Though, this one's kinda funny, too: Nashua, New Hampshire. May, 2005. A man was arrested and charged with criminal threatening and criminal mischief after he threatened another motorist with a two-handed broadsword on the Henri Burque Highway at noon o a Sunday, threatening to “run through” another motorist, and popping a tire with the point of his sword. The incident occurred when the motorist exchanged angry words because the other driver was going too slowly. The then suspect retrieved from his SUV a sword with a two-handed hilt and blade more than 3 feet long. He then pierced one of the other driver’s tires with it and drove off. (Source: Nashua Telegraph Online) "Criminal mischief" is an awesome phrase. And this reminds me of that commercial where a random broadsword comes out of the sky and pops the commercial-guy's tire. XD XDD Do you have a link to a video of that commercial? ...I'm not even sure what it's a commercial for, because my mom and I were talking (Mom: See, that's the only thing swords are good for. Me: What, popping peoples tires? XD), so no, and I wouldn't know how to find it. ^_^;; |
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 23, 2006 22:26:07 GMT -5
XDD Do you have a link to a video of that commercial? *sigh* The biggest news that goes on here is that there's a bring your own flippin' tractor day to SCHOOL. HOW CAN PEOPLE LIVE THIS WAY?! There there, I'm sure you'll find some excitement in your new home soon enough. And if not, blow something up. That usually gets people's attention. |
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Post by siofra on Aug 23, 2006 22:26:59 GMT -5
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XAARA!
TAKE OUT THE SCHOOL AND ALL THEIR LITTLE TRACTORS, TOO!!!
CUE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST THEME!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 23, 2006 22:28:53 GMT -5
... XAARA! TAKE OUT THE SCHOOL AND ALL THEIR LITTLE TRACTORS, TOO!!! CUE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST THEME!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!! *sings* No one mourns the Wicked! Oh wait... wrong theme... |
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Post by Ikkin on Aug 23, 2006 22:30:05 GMT -5
... XAARA! TAKE OUT THE SCHOOL AND ALL THEIR LITTLE TRACTORS, TOO!!! CUE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST THEME!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!! ...too... much... capslock... *scared* |
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Post by siofra on Aug 23, 2006 22:31:09 GMT -5
... XAARA! TAKE OUT THE SCHOOL AND ALL THEIR LITTLE TRACTORS, TOO!!! CUE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST THEME!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!! ...too... much... capslock... *scared* Well...you kind of have to admit. eeehehehehehe! Looks rather half-hearted for an evil laugh. |
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