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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2006 19:44:05 GMT -5
*having about 5 priests makes us more married, right? =_____=;;;; Just have it done! I have to leave in less than 5 minutes! *realizes that's a bad thing to say at a wedding, but, none-the-less, has to* Dearly beloved daughter, hated rivals, grooms who aren't good enough, and the rest of you all. We are gathered here today to witness a train wreck--haha. I mean a marriage. Chesh, do you promise to be a good son-in-law that always listens to me, always does whatever your wife wants, never grows a spine, and will love and cherish her and never ever hurt her under the threat of death, and death only do you part? I do... |
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Post by My email doesn't work anymore on May 6, 2006 19:44:06 GMT -5
It's like a vow-off e_e;;;
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2006 19:44:31 GMT -5
*looks at Kirby* *looks at Rider* ...this is interesting... Jup, it is. ^_^ But I am closet to Ventratta, who was hosting this marriage before Stal coldheartedly kicked him out. I am pink and small, almost like Ventratta. So maybe I'll continue plzkthx. After all, I applied first. |
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Post by Scar on May 6, 2006 19:44:36 GMT -5
=_____=;;;; Just have it done! I have to leave in less than 5 minutes! *realizes that's a bad thing to say at a wedding, but, none-the-less, has to* Dearly beloved daughter, hated rivals, grooms who aren't good enough, and the rest of you all. We are gathered here today to witness a train wreck--haha. I mean a marriage. Chesh, do you promise to be a good son-in-law that always listens to me, always does whatever your wife wants, never grows a spine, and will love and cherish her and never ever hurt her under the threat of death, and death only do you part? Now I know why Mindy hasn't been married for so long ... |
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on May 6, 2006 19:44:48 GMT -5
[glow=hotpink,2,300]... Do you, Mindy, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, through sickness...[/glow]
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Post by Rider on May 6, 2006 19:44:49 GMT -5
*looks at Kirby* *looks at Rider* ...this is interesting... [glow=red,2,300]^_^; Technically, I'm just filling in for the preacher you dropkicked.[/glow] |
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Post by Speck on May 6, 2006 19:44:50 GMT -5
Say yes already! I want to give you your toast-- er, present.
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Post by Stal on May 6, 2006 19:46:04 GMT -5
*having about 5 priests makes us more married, right? Dearly beloved daughter, hated rivals, grooms who aren't good enough, and the rest of you all. We are gathered here today to witness a train wreck--haha. I mean a marriage. Chesh, do you promise to be a good son-in-law that always listens to me, always does whatever your wife wants, never grows a spine, and will love and cherish her and never ever hurt her under the threat of death, and death only do you part? I do... Mindy, do you promise to abuse and love and just treat Chesh however you wish, whether he deserves it or not (abuse he does; love he does not)? In sickness, health, and all things in between? That should things go badly, you call on daddy for help, to invoke the death-only do you part clause? And with death only, will you two part? |
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2006 19:46:48 GMT -5
It's like a vow-off e_e;;; Just say 'yes'  ;;;;;; |
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Post by My email doesn't work anymore on May 6, 2006 19:46:50 GMT -5
*having about 5 priests makes us more married, right? I do... Mindy, do you promise to abuse and love and just treat Chesh however you wish, whether he deserves it or not (abuse he does; love he does not)? In sickness, health, and all things in between? That should things go badly, you call on daddy for help, to invoke the death-only do you part clause? And with death only, will you two part? I most certainly do n_n |
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Post by Oh Dae-su on May 6, 2006 19:47:00 GMT -5
Say yes already! I want to give you your toast-- er, present. I bought them a waffle-matic3000! =D |
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Post by Stal on May 6, 2006 19:47:03 GMT -5
*looks at Kirby* *looks at Rider* ...this is interesting... Jup, it is. ^_^ But I am closet to Ventratta, who was hosting this marriage before Stal coldheartedly kicked him out. I am pink and small, almost like Ventratta. So maybe I'll continue plzkthx. After all, I applied first. *shakes head* The night of Mindy/Chesh, I made a comment saying "Fine, but you guys know that I'm going to officiate your wedding." Chesh acknowledged it then. |
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2006 19:47:24 GMT -5
*having about 5 priests makes us more married, right? I do... Mindy, do you promise to abuse and love and just treat Chesh however you wish, whether he deserves it or not (abuse he does; love he does not)? In sickness, health, and all things in between? That should things go badly, you call on daddy for help, to invoke the death-only do you part clause? And with death only, will you two part? =_____=;;;;; |
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Post by Stal on May 6, 2006 19:48:00 GMT -5
Mindy, do you promise to abuse and love and just treat Chesh however you wish, whether he deserves it or not (abuse he does; love he does not)? In sickness, health, and all things in between? That should things go badly, you call on daddy for help, to invoke the death-only do you part clause? And with death only, will you two part? I most certainly do n_n Then against my better judgement, I pronounce you carnivorous emu, and lovely too-good-for-him wife. You may kiss your father. |
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2006 19:48:05 GMT -5
*having about 5 priests makes us more married, right? You'd have to divorce 5 times. ^_^ |
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Muahahahaha >D