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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2006 14:40:42 GMT -5
How do you make a turtle go away? Flush the toilet, then the turd'll go away!
What did the mushroom say when he was thrown out of the bar? "Aw, c'mon, I'm a fun gi!"
((loooong one coming in a sec))
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Post by Spot on Feb 26, 2006 14:40:58 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]... Heck no. XD[/glow] Same website as "Pirate Pickup Lines" *rubs her eyes* Spot accidentally read that as Patrick Pickup Lines while skimming. e__e I'd be disturbed if he had his own website for pickup lines. Same website as "Pirate Pickup Lines" Don't ask me how, but I misread that as "Pirate Ketchup Lines" XDDDD Okay, good, I'm not the only one to misread it. X3
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Post by Rider on Feb 26, 2006 14:41:12 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I wouldn't say too much more if I were you, especially since you've given up the privilege of regrowing your privilieges, ya know? *evil smile*[/glow] I suggest you withdraw any threats against my privilages before I reveal to Patrick what exactly you do in bed when you think I'm asleep... he'll get so overexcited you'll be dead in seconds. [glow=red,2,300]... OK, so I got one-upped by a mutt. XD Now what? (OK, will this website stop questioning Thoreau's sexuality? *doing a research paper on the relationship between Emerson and Thoreau, and knows for a fact that they were both straight*)[/glow]
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Feb 26, 2006 14:42:20 GMT -5
Same website as "Pirate Pickup Lines" [glow=red,2,300]I saw it, but I never posted it. XD Ya know, Nick, I need to come up with new threats for you. And you too, patrick... [/glow] I won't let you harm Patrick ... much!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2006 14:42:51 GMT -5
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.
"Certainly madam", he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.
"Certainly madam," he replied.
"And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely. The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs please," Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.
The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.
"Morning madam...sleep well?"
"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.
"Food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs tho....they really weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.
"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book.
We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.
"OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who checked out, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.
Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written.
"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious !"
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Post by william on Feb 26, 2006 14:43:04 GMT -5
Who's Thoreau and who's Emerson?
That reminds me, according to a spider chart on the boar in the English department, Lenny and George from Of Mice and Men were gay.... I guess I didn't get that bit....
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Post by cyrillen on Feb 26, 2006 14:44:22 GMT -5
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly madam", he replied courteously. "Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary. "Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?" Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary. "Certainly madam," he replied. "And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely. The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs please," Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk. "Morning madam...sleep well?" "Yes, thank you," Mary replied. "Food to your liking?" "Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs tho....they really weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully. "Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist. "OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who checked out, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey. Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written. "Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious !" Kewl! XDD
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Post by cyrillen on Feb 26, 2006 14:45:01 GMT -5
Who's Thoreau and who's Emerson? That reminds me, according to a spider chart on the boar in the English department, Lenny and George from Of Mice and Men were gay.... I guess I didn't get that bit.... Th Em were writers. ^^
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Post by neonick on Feb 26, 2006 14:45:02 GMT -5
I suggest you withdraw any threats against my privilages before I reveal to Patrick what exactly you do in bed when you think I'm asleep... he'll get so overexcited you'll be dead in seconds. [glow=red,2,300]... OK, so I got one-upped by a mutt. XD Now what? (OK, will this website stop questioning Thoreau's sexuality? *doing a research paper on the relationship between Emerson and Thoreau, and knows for a fact that they were both straight*)[/glow] Not just any mutt. Your husband moron mutt. HA. x-P U sux. ... <3 u plz take me back ;___; *cling* (The only way you could know that for a fact would be if you were them. :-O Or married to one of them. Or having an affair with one of them.)
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Feb 26, 2006 14:45:23 GMT -5
Echo - I laugh easily but XDDDD
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Feb 26, 2006 14:45:28 GMT -5
Same website as "Pirate Pickup Lines" [glow=red,2,300]I saw it, but I never posted it. XD Ya know, Nick, I need to come up with new threats for you. And you too, patrick... [/glow] ^_^ [glow=red,2,300]I wouldn't say too much more if I were you, especially since you've given up the privilege of regrowing your privilieges, ya know? *evil smile*[/glow] I suggest you withdraw any threats against my privilages before I reveal to Patrick what exactly you do in bed when you think I'm asleep... he'll get so overexcited you'll be dead in seconds. Ooohooohooohh And Rider, that's the 12th time you've mentioned Thoreau.
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Post by Stal on Feb 26, 2006 14:45:49 GMT -5
Why does Emery have to break into screaming? It's so jarring and just...brings down the song(s).
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Post by neonick on Feb 26, 2006 14:46:37 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I saw it, but I never posted it. XD Ya know, Nick, I need to come up with new threats for you. And you too, patrick... [/glow] ^_^ I suggest you withdraw any threats against my privilages before I reveal to Patrick what exactly you do in bed when you think I'm asleep... he'll get so overexcited you'll be dead in seconds. Ooohooohooohh And Rider, that's the 12th time you've mentioned Thoreau. ... Oh my god my wife is having an affair with Thoreau!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2006 14:46:47 GMT -5
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off... "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Post by Stal on Feb 26, 2006 14:46:48 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I saw it, but I never posted it. XD Ya know, Nick, I need to come up with new threats for you. And you too, patrick... [/glow] ^_^ I suggest you withdraw any threats against my privilages before I reveal to Patrick what exactly you do in bed when you think I'm asleep... he'll get so overexcited you'll be dead in seconds. Ooohooohooohh And Rider, that's the 12th time you've mentioned Thoreau. That's because she's being very thorough with Thoreau. But was Thoreau thorough?
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