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Post by ncwidt5895 on Oct 12, 2005 17:51:12 GMT -5
I would have answered as so: Test: Do you smoke? Me: Nope! Test: How many times have you smoked in the 24 hours (ONE DAY)? Me: See previous question. Test: How many kids in your grade smoke? Me: Ask them. Test: Have you ever used a full cigarette? Me: For stomping purposes, yes. Test: Have you ever taken a puff of a cigarette? Me: I've taken a puff of cheese... It was a scantron. We only could answer A, B, C, D or E
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Post by Fj0rd on Oct 12, 2005 17:51:33 GMT -5
I wonder what they'd ask if you did smoke? You should've asked them if they smoke. =D I should've. They also were like "DOES ANYONE LOVE U LITTLE CHILD" and I'm like "Sure, since when have I had ESP?" Honest. How am I suposed to know if someone loves me? You should've been like "ONG NO EVERY1 HATES ME *angst*"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2005 17:51:44 GMT -5
Dude. We took the 'CALIFORNIA HEALTHY KIDZZZERZ SURVEY' today and they were so stupid. They'd ask the same questions over and over and over... Test: Do you smoke? Me: No Test: How many times have you smoked in the 24 hours (ONE DAY)? Me: I don't smoke Test: How many kids in your grade smoke? Me: Um... Test: Have you ever used a full cigarette? Me: No... I DONT SMOKE. Test: Have you ever taken a puff of a cigarette? Me: o________0 LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEE. Wow, that sounds like what they do to be at the doctors office whenever I go for the whole "mental well-being thing" Doctor: Have you had sex? Me: Nope! Doctor: Really, you can tell me. Me: I haven't, really. Doctor: C'mon, I won't tell your mom! Me: There's nothing to tell!!1 Doctor: Please, be honest with me! Me: I haven't done anything! Doctor: ...so when you have sex, do you use birth control? Me: o_0!!@! Next time I'm just going to go in and be like, "Yup, I did it! Aren't you proud of me, Mr. Doctor? =DD"
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Oct 12, 2005 17:52:15 GMT -5
I would have answered as so: Test: Do you smoke? Me: Nope! Test: How many times have you smoked in the 24 hours (ONE DAY)? Me: See previous question. Test: How many kids in your grade smoke? Me: Ask them. Test: Have you ever used a full cigarette? Me: For stomping purposes, yes. Test: Have you ever taken a puff of a cigarette? Me: I've taken a puff of cheese... It was a scantron. We only could answer A, B, C, D or E so 'O-o leave mee alooneeee' was one of them?
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Post by Fj0rd on Oct 12, 2005 17:52:16 GMT -5
I would have answered as so: Test: Do you smoke? Me: Nope! Test: How many times have you smoked in the 24 hours (ONE DAY)? Me: See previous question. Test: How many kids in your grade smoke? Me: Ask them. Test: Have you ever used a full cigarette? Me: For stomping purposes, yes. Test: Have you ever taken a puff of a cigarette? Me: I've taken a puff of cheese... It was a scantron. We only could answer A, B, C, D or E Awww D:
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2005 17:52:35 GMT -5
*snogs Mira and bottlefeeds Echo* No, wait! Rider- You said my title was 'only for the day', remember? XD Whatever =P No bottle needed... *watches Patrick's nose spurt*
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Post by Rider on Oct 12, 2005 17:53:07 GMT -5
Dude. We took the 'CALIFORNIA HEALTHY KIDZZZERZ SURVEY' today and they were so stupid. They'd ask the same questions over and over and over... Test: Do you smoke? Me: No Test: How many times have you smoked in the 24 hours (ONE DAY)? Me: I don't smoke Test: How many kids in your grade smoke? Me: Um... Test: Have you ever used a full cigarette? Me: No... I DONT SMOKE. Test: Have you ever taken a puff of a cigarette? Me: o________0 LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEE. Wow, that sounds like what they do to be at the doctors office whenever I go for the whole "mental well-being thing" Doctor: Have you had sex? Me: Nope! Doctor: Really, you can tell me. Me: I haven't, really. Doctor: C'mon, I won't tell your mom! Me: There's nothing to tell!!1 Doctor: Please, be honest with me! Me: I haven't done anything! Doctor: ...so when you have sex, do you use birth control? Me: o_0!!@! Next time I'm just going to go in and be like, "Yup, I did it! Aren't you proud of me, Mr. Doctor? =DD" [glow=red,2,300]XDDD Fj0rd, Carrie, permission to put this in Memorable Quotes? (Embarrassing, but so funny.)[/glow]
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Oct 12, 2005 17:53:16 GMT -5
*snogs Mira and bottlefeeds Echo* No, wait! Rider- You said my title was 'only for the day', remember? XD Whatever =P No bottle needed... *watches Patrick's nose spurt* ... ^.^ *CENSOREDNESS*
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Post by Cow-winkle on Oct 12, 2005 17:53:20 GMT -5
I wonder what they'd ask if you did smoke? You should've asked them if they smoke. =D Redundancy XD Answer them with rehtorical questions... or silly answers like I smoke 1995 calendars!! Seems like a waste of calendars. If people kept them for a long time, they'd rise in value... many 1995 calendars are around 10 years old!
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Post by Fj0rd on Oct 12, 2005 17:53:36 GMT -5
Wow, that sounds like what they do to be at the doctors office whenever I go for the whole "mental well-being thing" Doctor: Have you had sex? Me: Nope! Doctor: Really, you can tell me. Me: I haven't, really. Doctor: C'mon, I won't tell your mom! Me: There's nothing to tell!!1 Doctor: Please, be honest with me! Me: I haven't done anything! Doctor: ...so when you have sex, do you use birth control? Me: o_0!!@! Next time I'm just going to go in and be like, "Yup, I did it! Aren't you proud of me, Mr. Doctor? =DD" [glow=red,2,300]XDDD Fj0rd, Carrie, permission to put this in Memorable Quotes? (Embarrassing, but so funny.)[/glow] ... that's Eri ^_^
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Post by Gail on Oct 12, 2005 17:54:00 GMT -5
Redundancy XD Answer them with rehtorical questions... or silly answers like I smoke 1995 calendars!! Seems like a waste of calendars. If people kept them for a long time, they'd rise in value... many 1995 calendars are around 10 years old! OR... I think next year the calendars loop back around so it will be useful again!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2005 17:54:17 GMT -5
Redundancy XD Answer them with rehtorical questions... or silly answers like I smoke 1995 calendars!! Seems like a waste of calendars. If people kept them for a long time, they'd rise in value... many 1995 calendars are around 10 years old! But when would you sell it? They'd just keep rising in value, more expensive, more expensive... =O
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Oct 12, 2005 17:54:23 GMT -5
It was a scantron. We only could answer A, B, C, D or E so 'O-o leave mee alooneeee' was one of them? xDD No. I was talking aloud to the room. So was everyone else though. We found it a bit comical. We all got yelled at thought cuz it was supposed to be private. Private my UNLOVED SELF.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2005 17:54:45 GMT -5
No bottle needed... *watches Patrick's nose spurt* ... ^.^ *CENSOREDNESS* NOT IN FRONT OF MIRA!!
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Oct 12, 2005 17:54:54 GMT -5
Wow, that sounds like what they do to be at the doctors office whenever I go for the whole "mental well-being thing" Doctor: Have you had sex? Me: Nope! Doctor: Really, you can tell me. Me: I haven't, really. Doctor: C'mon, I won't tell your mom! Me: There's nothing to tell!!1 Doctor: Please, be honest with me! Me: I haven't done anything! Doctor: ...so when you have sex, do you use birth control? Me: o_0!!@! Next time I'm just going to go in and be like, "Yup, I did it! Aren't you proud of me, Mr. Doctor? =DD" [glow=red,2,300]XDDD Fj0rd, Carrie, permission to put this in Memorable Quotes? (Embarrassing, but so funny.)[/glow] Aye aye, Cap'n! *nodnods* Permission granted.
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