The Kat and Gav are FINALLY Married 'Bloid 9

[Kat]

gav said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]Elvie!

*organ music starts, slightly off-tune*

*Nalia strews half the petals all over the place and eats the other half*

*The doors open to reveal the illuminated bride, clothed the purest white and doin' all that blushin' and stuff* ^_^ [/glow]

*enters wearing the tuxedo with the ring in his pocket*

*waits at the front*

*blushes like heck*

[Gav]

ridergirl333 said:

gav said:

Good thing you're a girl, or Rider would me making sick puns.

[glow=red,2,300]No, we've castrated enough men. That really could be anyone's wand. [/glow]

...Sorry I asked.

Which I didn't.

[Kat]

0523ck said:

Sorry!

Um... Katrina, do you take this Gav to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness or in health, for as long as you both shall live?

I have death-a-phobia. Forgot the real term, but that's it. I'm afraid of death.

I do. ^^

She does?

YES, I DO.

[Gav]

amateurwriter said:

gav said:

*enters wearing the tuxedo with the ring in his pocket*

*waits at the front*

*blushes like heck*

*walks down the aisle*

*dodges the banana peels*

[Kat]

gav said:

amateurwriter said:

What I mean is that he who receives a kiss from Talinia is either crazy, out of his mind, or Rohane. Now the last one wouldn't dare fight it.

Who, me?

Yep, from the looks of Romeo, Juliet has been wearing rose red #5 lipstick.

Say, what are we doing here in the first place?

To tape this and play them kissing over and over again.

*gets up and brandishes sword* If you don't destroy that tape, I will murder you three times! Heyyyy - Tal, I have to kill them fi -

*insert smooch here*

*insert clang of armor as someone faints*

[Rider]

[glow=red,2,300]... Wait Rohane, "kill?" XD[/glow]

[Gav]

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]... Wait Rohane, "kill?" XD[/glow]

Do you HAVE to make everyone look like sick perverts? XD

[Kat]

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]... Wait Rohane, "kill?" XD[/glow]

If someone taped you and Wandy kissing, wouldn't you want to kill them too? ;D

Or would you?

*pokes* Rohane is unconscious right now and will answer you when he wakes up.

[Rider]

gav said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]... Wait Rohane, "kill?" XD[/glow]

Do you HAVE to make everyone look like sick perverts? XD

[glow=red,2,300]I don't have to, but it's a heckuvalotta fun! ^_^

*smote*

OK, no more sick comments 'til the wedding's done.[/glow]

[Kat]

gav said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]... Wait Rohane, "kill?" XD[/glow]

Do you HAVE to make everyone look like sick perverts? XD

Yes, she does.

Or else the NTWF would freeze in time.

[Patrick (Forumerly Known As)]

amateurwriter said:

0523ck said:

Sorry!

Um... Katrina, do you take this Gav to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness or in health, for as long as you both shall live?

I have death-a-phobia. Forgot the real term, but that's it. I'm afraid of death.

I do. ^^

She does?

YES, I DO.

And do you, Gav, second that notion?

[Gav]

ridergirl333 said:

gav said:

Do you HAVE to make everyone look like sick perverts? XD

[glow=red,2,300]I don't have to, but it's a heckuvalotta fun! ^_^

*smote*

OK, no more sick comments 'til the wedding's done.[/glow]

Good.

*makes vows, says "I do", puts the ring on and smooches*

[Kat]

ridergirl333 said:

gav said:

Do you HAVE to make everyone look like sick perverts? XD

[glow=red,2,300]I don't have to, but it's a heckuvalotta fun! ^_^

*smote*

OK, no more sick comments 'til the wedding's done.[/glow]

If anyone kisses, videotape 'em!

[Rider]

amateurwriter said:

gav said:

Do you HAVE to make everyone look like sick perverts? XD

Yes, she does.

Or else the NTWF would freeze in time.

[glow=red,2,300]The bowels of the Netherworld would become a winter wonderland. Which is fine by me, since I seem to me goin' there in a handbasket. XD[/glow]

[Kat]

gav said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]I don't have to, but it's a heckuvalotta fun! ^_^

*smote*

OK, no more sick comments 'til the wedding's done.[/glow]

Good.

*makes vows, says "I do", puts the ring on and smooches*

Is it done yet?

SOMEONE CHANGE THE 'BLOIDS TITLE.