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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 14, 2005 17:26:42 GMT -5
This is awkward. Cow's Brain: Activate lying device!I was giving her HMS! Cow's Brain: That's "CPR"! "HMS Pinafore" is a play by Gilbert and Sullivan!How was I supposed to know that?! You know I hate plays and other things that make people smart! Cow's Brain: If you just listened to me more often, we wouldn't be in this situation!You're giving Rider's Rider an HMS? No! I was giving her PMS!... I mean, VCR!... I mean, PS2!... I mean, CPR!... am I right this time? Cow's Brain: Yes, not that it helps now.
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 14, 2005 17:27:18 GMT -5
Cow! *snogs*
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Sept 14, 2005 17:27:26 GMT -5
You're giving Rider's Rider an HMS? No! I was giving her PMS!... I mean, VCR!... I mean, PS2!... I mean, CPR!... am I right this time? Cow's Brain: Yes, not that it helps now.PMS? Too late for that one...
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 14, 2005 17:28:07 GMT -5
No! I was giving her PMS!... I mean, VCR!... I mean, PS2!... I mean, CPR!... am I right this time? Cow's Brain: Yes, not that it helps now.PMS? Too late for that one... XD *Thwaks*
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 14, 2005 17:28:52 GMT -5
Cow's Brain: Act casual. Pretend you never tried to have sex with Rider.Tum te tum te tum! Here I am, standing here, not trying to have sex with Rider... Cow's Brain: *Facepalm... if I had a face*
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 14, 2005 17:30:29 GMT -5
You did what?! Bad cow! You must be punished! *Drags cow into bedroom*
Ivy Belle: I though she said she had to punish cow...
Suncaster: When Tess says punish, she means make-out.
Ivy Belle: Oh 0_0
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Sept 14, 2005 17:31:00 GMT -5
Cow's Brain: Act casual. Pretend you never tried to have sex with Rider.Tum te tum te tum! Here I am, standing here, not trying to have sex with Rider... Cow's Brain: *Facepalm... if I had a face* XDD If only Rider were online... *uses reverse psychology* I HATE YOU NEVER COME ONLINE AGAIN RIDER K?
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 14, 2005 17:31:57 GMT -5
You did what?! Bad cow! You must be punished! *Drags cow into bedroom* Ivy Belle: I though she said she had to punish cow...Suncaster: When Tess says punish, she means make-out.Ivy Belle: Oh 0_0Wow. SO, "The Punisher" was a movie about a sexual harasser?
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 14, 2005 17:32:53 GMT -5
You did what?! Bad cow! You must be punished! *Drags cow into bedroom* Ivy Belle: I though she said she had to punish cow...Suncaster: When Tess says punish, she means make-out.Ivy Belle: Oh 0_0Wow. SO, "The Punisher" was a movie about a sexual harasser? Suncaster: So it would seem...
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Sept 14, 2005 17:33:27 GMT -5
You did what?! Bad cow! You must be punished! *Drags cow into bedroom* Ivy Belle: I though she said she had to punish cow...Suncaster: When Tess says punish, she means make-out.Ivy Belle: Oh 0_0Wow. SO, "The Punisher" was a movie about a sexual harasser? Either that or a perverted person who has sex with people against their will, usually an older man with younger women...
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 14, 2005 17:36:45 GMT -5
Wow. SO, "The Punisher" was a movie about a sexual harasser? Suncaster: So it would seem...I'm nice to Tess, we make out. I cheat on Tess, we make out. There must be some issues going on with her... that I can take advantage of! [glow=purple,2,300]Six: I don't think that's healthy for her mind.[/glow] There you go again, Six! "Drinking lighter fluid isn't healthy"! "Walking on poisonous spikes isn't healthy"! Why don't I just sit here and die?!? [glow=purple,2,300]Six: That's not healthy either.[/glow]
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 14, 2005 17:37:18 GMT -5
*Emerges from bedroom* Now Cow, are you going to go off and be a bad boy again?
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 14, 2005 17:39:11 GMT -5
Suncaster: So it would seem... I'm nice to Tess, we make out. I cheat on Tess, we make out. There must be some issues going on with her... that I can take advantage of! [glow=purple,2,300]Six: I don't think that's healthy for her mind.[/glow] There you go again, Six! "Drinking lighter fluid isn't healthy"! "Walking on poisonous spikes isn't healthy"! Why don't I just sit here and die?!? [glow=purple,2,300]Six: That's not healthy either.[/glow] Ivy Belle: She's never been on a date before...That's because I was labeled 'child with issues' in elementary school, and the same kids I went to school with back in elementary are still in my class today :P
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Post by Stal on Sept 14, 2005 17:39:30 GMT -5
Main() { Arena a1; a1.create(); a1.setType(Dojo);
Player Ninja, Pirate; Ninja.create(); Ninja.setType(Ninja); Ninja.setColor(Black); Ninja.setState(Awake); Pirate.create(); Pirate.setType(Pirate); Pirate.setColor(Blue); Pirate.setState(Awake);
Ninja.hit(Pirate); Pirate.fall(); Pirate.kick(Ninja); Ninja.dodge(); Ninja.kick(Pirate); Pirate.jump(); Pirate.hit(Ninja); Ninja.parry(); Ninja.Hit(Pirate); Pirate.fall(); Pirate.setState(Out); }
...yes, this is actually a school project for my Java I class. XD
And Brett, Kiddo, I know that's not real code. We've not even touched coding yet. We're supposed to write this up in Pseudocode. *rolls eyes*
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Post by spiritwolfforever on Sept 14, 2005 17:42:43 GMT -5
Main() { Arena a1; a1.create(); a1.setType(Dojo); Player Ninja, Pirate; Ninja.create(); Ninja.setType(Ninja); Ninja.setColor(Black); Ninja.setState(Awake); Pirate.create(); Pirate.setType(Pirate); Pirate.setColor(Blue); Pirate.setState(Awake); Ninja.hit(Pirate); Pirate.fall(); Pirate.kick(Ninja); Ninja.dodge(); Ninja.kick(Pirate); Pirate.jump(); Pirate.hit(Ninja); Ninja.parry(); Ninja.Hit(Pirate); Pirate.fall(); Pirate.setState(Out); } I think Stal has lost it...
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