The "Tracy is a Calamari" Tabloids I

[huggsy]

neonick said:

huggsy said:

Nick... I have something to tell you...

... I love you... r hair.

You'd love it even more if you helped me wash out the flea poop. :-3
EDIT: What a lovely message for the top of page 50. x-D

*Throws Nick into a CAR WASH* X3

[Gav]

neonick said:

gav said:

>_>

Um... something else?

Come on Gav, would you rather have a flea-ridden Nick hitting on you or a sparkly-clean Nick?

Neither.

*idea*

*sprays Nick with anit-flea spray*

[neonick]

*Ends up coated in hot-wax and Flea-B-Gone*

[Gav]

neonick said:

*Ends up coated in hot-wax and Flea-B-Gone*

See, all the fleas gone!

[neonick]

gav said:

neonick said:

*Ends up coated in hot-wax and Flea-B-Gone*

See, all the fleas gone!

AND I'm sparkly. OMG.
*Starts strutting his stuff*

[Gav]

neonick said:

gav said:

See, all the fleas gone!

AND I'm sparkly. OMG.
*Starts strutting his stuff*

*eats a cookie*

[huggsy]

neonick said:

gav said:

See, all the fleas gone!

AND I'm sparkly. OMG.
*Starts strutting his stuff*

I wanna tabloid husband/wifey... ;___;

[neonick]

huggsy said:

neonick said:

AND I'm sparkly. OMG.
*Starts strutting his stuff*

I wanna tabloid husband/wifey... ;___;

*Gets down on one knee*
Huggsy... will you be my Wifey? :-3
Again, actually, I think we're already married.

[Gav]

huggsy said:

neonick said:

AND I'm sparkly. OMG.
*Starts strutting his stuff*

I wanna tabloid husband/wifey... ;___;

Huggsy/Nick.

You two have so much in common.

[huggsy]

neonick said:

huggsy said:

I wanna tabloid husband/wifey... ;___;

*Gets down on one knee*
Huggsy... will you be my Wifey? :-3
Again, actually, I think we're already married.

But I want you to myself, Nickeh. ;_; *Pokes with a hammer*

[neonick]

gav said:

huggsy said:

I wanna tabloid husband/wifey... ;___;

Huggsy/Nick.

You two have so much in common.

Both sex-crazed animal-people who'll marry/kiss/grope anyone in sight and do anything for fish/tummy rubs?
It's a match made in heaven. A heaven where God has a weird sense of humour, perhaps...

[neonick]

huggsy said:

neonick said:

*Gets down on one knee*
Huggsy... will you be my Wifey? :-3
Again, actually, I think we're already married.

But I want you to myself, Nickeh. ;_; *Pokes with a hammer*

Ewww, I'm gonna get hammer cooties!
*Races to wash all the poked areas off with disinfectant*

[huggsy]

neonick said:

huggsy said:

But I want you to myself, Nickeh. ;_; *Pokes with a hammer*

Ewww, I'm gonna get hammer cooties!
*Races to wash all the poked areas off with disinfectant*

;______; HE DON'T LOVE ME, PA!

[neonick]

huggsy said:

neonick said:

Ewww, I'm gonna get hammer cooties!
*Races to wash all the poked areas off with disinfectant*

;______; HE DON'T LOVE ME, PA!

<__<;;
What do you expect? YOU GOT HAMMER COOTIES ON ME. ;_____;

[huggsy]

neonick said:

huggsy said:

;______; HE DON'T LOVE ME, PA!

<__<;;
What do you expect? YOU GOT HAMMER COOTIES ON ME. ;_____;

*Flings the hammer at your head*