The "Tracy is a Calamari" Tabloids I

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ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]*spams up the board* Very cool, Sammy! ^_^[/glow]

Thank you. =3

[Elcie]

sammywalkers said:

“Hi,” Angel greeted. The Shoyru looked up at them.

“Hey,” he replied. “I’m Auo.”

“Auo?” Duel repeated. “Aren’t you Sabs’s Neopet?”

“Yeah,” Auo said, sitting up a little more straight. “How’d you know that?”

“My name is Duel Walkers. My owner is Sammy.”

“Oh, oh right. That weirdo from the NTWC.”

“NTWC?” Angel asked. “What’s that?”

“A place for Neopian Times writers and artists,” Auo said. “Hey, you might want to sit down and start eating…if you even <i>want</i> to eat this stuff. Isn’t it cannibalism?”

“Finally, someone who understands me,” Nik said after his silence. “I’m Nikandros. You can call me Nik.” Nik sat down next to Auo, and then they started talking. Duel and Angel sat down next to Nik.

“So,” Angel said while cutting her steak in half, “your owner’s name is Sammy?”

“Yup,” Duel replied.

“Is that short for Dragoncatcher_sammy?” Duel stopped in her tracks.

“Uh… Well, her real name is Sammy, but I guess it could be short for Dragoncatcher_sammy. How’d you know her name?”

“I read her story in the Neopian Times. So you’re famous?”

“Um, not really. It was really only one story.”

“But are you rich?”

“Technically, yes. Sammy’s saving up for the Lab Map so she can get Cantine zapped.”

“Cantine?”

“Our soon-to-be Lab Rat.”

“Oh. Cool.” Angel and Duel ate the rest of their dinner in silence.

Awesome! Except, why are you calling it the NTWC?

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ridergirl333 said:

brymax406 said:

Like your avatar. >=3
Well, punishment:
There's a roulette wheel. It's got big punishment spaces with jolts and jumps on them, and a very skinny space with "spare". Rider will spin it. SPIN RIDER, SPIN!

[glow=red,2,300]*spins*

This better not be too evil. XD[/glow]

*spinspinspin*
*waits*
*5 seconds later*
Tick... tick... tick.... ding!
And it's a punishment!!
10 Pichus from my Pichu Army will take you to the punishment room for punishment. They will shock you and pounce on you lots.
*Whispers to Pichus*
_{Psst! Go easy on her! She's not a bad person, after all.}
*The 10 Pichus lift up Rider and trot off to the punishment room*

[Fj0rd]

ridergirl333 said:

fj0rd said:

XDD *slaughters him mercilessly* Whoops! Oh, sorry, thought you were a Rock Golem...

[glow=red,2,300]Fj0rd, remember the other meaning of "kill?" XD[/glow]

Unfortunately. ^^

[Rider]

brymax406 said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]*spins*

This better not be too evil. XD[/glow]

*spinspinspin*
*waits*
*5 seconds later*
Tick... tick... tick.... ding!
And it's a punishment!!
10 Pichus from my Pichu Army will take you to the punishment room for punishment. They will shock you and pounce on you lots.
*Whispers to Pichus*
_{Psst! Go easy on her! She's not a bad person, after all.}
*The 10 Pichus lift up Rider and trot off to the punishment room*

[glow=red,2,300]They're so cute when they're not trying to murder me.

Anyone got rubber? [/glow]

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elycien said:

sammywalkers said:

Awesome! Except, why are you calling it the NTWC?

I can't call it Neopian Times Writers Forum, so I made it Neopian Times Writers Community.

[Stal]

Sammy...you might want to tone down the NTWC stuff. ^__^;;; It's coming across that you're just using the story as a way to advertise the forum. I imagine that'll get it rejected.... Just some advice there.

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Tamer sighed. He took off his Accelerator Helmet. Dino Master gasped, and Tamer put the helmet back on. “Whoa, I’m really sorry… I didn’t know it was you…”

“It’s okay Adam.”

“See you later.”

“Bye.” Tamer closed the door and turned around. Duel was gaping at him. Tamer’s eyes went wide. “Did-did you see him?”

“Yeah.”

“You know who he is, right?”

“One of Sammy’s friends.”

“Did you see me take off my helmet?”

“Yeah.”

“So then you know who I really am?”

“Not really.”

Tamer sighed in relief. “Good,” he said. And then he walked off.

Glasses wanted a cameo, so I give him a cameo.

[Stal]

*swings in and saves Rider* Why am I always saving you? I ought to kill you a few times for this inconvenience...

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ridergirl333 said:

brymax406 said:

*spinspinspin*
*waits*
*5 seconds later*
Tick... tick... tick.... ding!
And it's a punishment!!
10 Pichus from my Pichu Army will take you to the punishment room for punishment. They will shock you and pounce on you lots.
*Whispers to Pichus*
_{Psst! Go easy on her! She's not a bad person, after all.}
*The 10 Pichus lift up Rider and trot off to the punishment room*

[glow=red,2,300]They're so cute when they're not trying to murder me.

Anyone got rubber? [/glow]

You should consider yourself lucky. I normally get 1000 Pichus to do it! Unless, of course, you want it to change...

[Elcie]

sammywalkers said:

elycien said:

Awesome! Except, why are you calling it the NTWC?

I can't call it Neopian Times Writers Forum, so I made it Neopian Times Writers Community.

Oh, I see... :3

And I do agree with Stal, but Rider did once get a story into the NT, featuring NTWFers... but she got away with it by calling it the Catacombs. X3

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stalos said:

Sammy...you might want to tone down the NTWC stuff. ^__^;;; It's coming across that you're just using the story as a way to advertise the forum. I imagine that'll get it rejected.... Just some advice there.

\
Sorry. I just wanted to throw in a few jokes.

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stalos said:

*swings in and saves Rider* Why am I always saving you? I ought to kill you a few times for this inconvenience...

*quotes this before you edit it, unless I missed a lot and you suddenly like Rider*

^_^

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guysteen said:

stalos said:

*swings in and saves Rider* Why am I always saving you? I ought to kill you a few times for this inconvenience...

*quotes this before you edit it, unless I missed a lot and you suddenly like Rider*

^_^

Nice call. *high fives Guy*

[Fj0rd]

guysteen said:

stalos said:

*swings in and saves Rider* Why am I always saving you? I ought to kill you a few times for this inconvenience...

*quotes this before you edit it, unless I missed a lot and you suddenly like Rider*

^_^

...You live under a rock, don't you. xDDD Rider/Stal has been around for ages... since before the reset.