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Post by ice on May 21, 2004 17:50:17 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]We wen't married by the church. We were married by this joke of a preacher. *jerks thumb towards Stal* ;D[/glow] That's good! You should always avoid getting into complications like that with the church Inner religious voice: Traitor...QUIET YOU! *Gets stared at again* He started it... *whispers* go away
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2004 17:50:55 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I am going to rant HERE, because I'm sure you'll all find it SO funny.
WARNING: The following is sick but funny.
So, I walk my dog, and his leash finally breaks. I follow him to the cow fields, where, I find him, rolling in piles of cow poop. So, I call him, so I can get himm on what's left of the leash, and, he comes eagerly, but for once, that's not a good thing.
He decides to rub himself against me, and he finds it SOOOOOOOOO funny how I was covered in cow poo.
So, I clean up. And I still smell like cow poop.
I know that was completely unnecessary, but I felt like telling someone. The hurtin' has got to go somewhere.
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Post by Kuro on May 21, 2004 17:52:49 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I am going to rant HERE, because I'm sure you'll all find it SO funny. WARNING: The following is sick but funny. So, I walk my dog, and his leash finally breaks. I follow him to the cow fields, where, I find him, rolling in piles of cow poop. So, I call him, so I can get himm on what's left of the leash, and, he comes eagerly, but for once, that's not a good thing. He decides to rub himself against me, and he finds it SOOOOOOOOO funny how I was covered in cow poo. So, I clean up. And I still smell like cow poop. I know that was completely unnecessary, but I felt like telling someone. The hurtin' has got to go somewhere. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SAID POOOOP!!! *is mature* (That's what people are like at my school. Seriously. XD)
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2004 17:56:29 GMT -5
Good girl. Now just stay away from leather and whips now, eh? Maybe I should shut up before the mods come after me. Eww...gross. So not into that stuff. *is a pretty good little Chrisitan girl who was attempting to make a joke using stuff she'd seen in PG- 13 movies*
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2004 17:57:29 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I am going to rant HERE, because I'm sure you'll all find it SO funny. WARNING: The following is sick but funny. So, I walk my dog, and his leash finally breaks. I follow him to the cow fields, where, I find him, rolling in piles of cow poop. So, I call him, so I can get himm on what's left of the leash, and, he comes eagerly, but for once, that's not a good thing. He decides to rub himself against me, and he finds it SOOOOOOOOO funny how I was covered in cow poo. So, I clean up. And I still smell like cow poop. I know that was completely unnecessary, but I felt like telling someone. The hurtin' has got to go somewhere. Aww...poor Chesire. Poop...I've had some bad experiances with poop, but I will spare you all the agony...o_0
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Post by Stal on May 21, 2004 17:57:52 GMT -5
Eww...gross. So not into that stuff. *is a pretty good little Chrisitan girl who was attempting to make a joke using stuff she'd seen in PG- 13 movies* That's even better, because that stuff seriously creeps me out. Heh. And I'm a good Christian guy, too. I just have my...spurts of being not-so-good, I should say. x.x;
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2004 17:59:14 GMT -5
That's even better, because that stuff seriously creeps me out. Heh. And I'm a good Christian guy, too. I just have my...spurts of being not-so-good, I should say. x.x; Mwa...I'm a good, Catholic girl. I just give people kittens every once-in-a-while. Nothing major..XD. Actually, I should keep my mouth shut before I get myself in trouble. -snuggles her Bible-
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2004 17:59:44 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I am going to rant HERE, because I'm sure you'll all find it SO funny. WARNING: The following is sick but funny. So, I walk my dog, and his leash finally breaks. I follow him to the cow fields, where, I find him, rolling in piles of cow poop. So, I call him, so I can get himm on what's left of the leash, and, he comes eagerly, but for once, that's not a good thing. He decides to rub himself against me, and he finds it SOOOOOOOOO funny how I was covered in cow poo. So, I clean up. And I still smell like cow poop. I know that was completely unnecessary, but I felt like telling someone. The hurtin' has got to go somewhere. *Would give Cheshire a hug, but doesn't want to get covered in cow poop*
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Post by Kuro on May 21, 2004 18:01:20 GMT -5
I have no religion! *dun dun DUN!!!!*
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Post by JerkHead on May 21, 2004 18:01:42 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I am going to rant HERE, because I'm sure you'll all find it SO funny. WARNING: The following is sick but funny. So, I walk my dog, and his leash finally breaks. I follow him to the cow fields, where, I find him, rolling in piles of cow poop. So, I call him, so I can get himm on what's left of the leash, and, he comes eagerly, but for once, that's not a good thing. He decides to rub himself against me, and he finds it SOOOOOOOOO funny how I was covered in cow poo. So, I clean up. And I still smell like cow poop. I know that was completely unnecessary, but I felt like telling someone. The hurtin' has got to go somewhere. *snicker* *teehee* *snort* *blows up*
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2004 18:03:01 GMT -5
*Whaps JH over the neck (would normally be the head, but...) for super-stretching the board*
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2004 18:03:34 GMT -5
-realizes something- JH, do you happen to be single? -purrs-
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Post by ice on May 21, 2004 18:04:04 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I am going to rant HERE, because I'm sure you'll all find it SO funny. WARNING: The following is sick but funny. So, I walk my dog, and his leash finally breaks. I follow him to the cow fields, where, I find him, rolling in piles of cow poop. So, I call him, so I can get himm on what's left of the leash, and, he comes eagerly, but for once, that's not a good thing. He decides to rub himself against me, and he finds it SOOOOOOOOO funny how I was covered in cow poo. So, I clean up. And I still smell like cow poop. I know that was completely unnecessary, but I felt like telling someone. The hurtin' has got to go somewhere. I am not going to laugh *repeats over and over* Good little Catholic girl, I am, that's why this stupid inner voice of mine is such a--eeh...not worth the effort
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Post by Rider on May 21, 2004 18:07:32 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I am going to rant HERE, because I'm sure you'll all find it SO funny. WARNING: The following is sick but funny. So, I walk my dog, and his leash finally breaks. I follow him to the cow fields, where, I find him, rolling in piles of cow poop. So, I call him, so I can get himm on what's left of the leash, and, he comes eagerly, but for once, that's not a good thing. He decides to rub himself against me, and he finds it SOOOOOOOOO funny how I was covered in cow poo. So, I clean up. And I still smell like cow poop. I know that was completely unnecessary, but I felt like telling someone. The hurtin' has got to go somewhere. [glow=red,2,300]Poor Husky. I know the pains of manure. Every Saturday, I have horseback riding. And I always get stuck on cleanup duty after I ride. But i've never fallen in it...[/glow]
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Post by ice on May 21, 2004 18:10:18 GMT -5
Eri and JH?
I can see that...
I mean...if you like headless dung jelly llamas...
I'll bet when I come back here at noon tomorrow it'll be 15 pages long...
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