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Post by malak on Apr 1, 2007 7:52:56 GMT -5
"Extra, extra, read all about it! Next plot revealed! Faerie Wars to sweep Neopia, causing destruction and mayhem! Get your Neopian Times, hot off the press!"
The figure in grey smiled to himself. Destruction and mayhem? This fool paperLupe didn't know what destruction and mayhem were.
He gave his horses a touch of the whip. There was a muffled thud inside the cab.
Without even looking back, he chuckled. "I hope you weren't thinking of escape."
Silence.
"Good."
The grey man's eyes scoured the sky, as if searching for constellations in the cloudy day. "They'll be coming soon."
The first robot dropped from the thick grey clouds and landed on the roof of the NTWF Cafe. It got up, shook itself off, and examined its surroundings with little whirrs and clicks. It used echolocation as well as traditional video and audio records. it was humanoid, sleek and silver. Its eyes were round, green lights, recording everything on video. In its hands, it carried what looked like a small sub-machine gun. On its back, it was marked with a strawberry-pink sword insignia.
More came. Too many more.
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Post by Torey on Apr 1, 2007 7:56:58 GMT -5
*claps*
What a wonderful story!
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Apr 1, 2007 8:06:06 GMT -5
..I used to work in the NTWF cafe. D:
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Post by Torey on Apr 1, 2007 8:06:49 GMT -5
..I used to work in the NTWF cafe. D: Don't worry, Kit, it's not real! He just has a thing for writing scary stories, that's all ^^
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Apr 1, 2007 8:11:10 GMT -5
..I used to work in the NTWF cafe. D: Don't worry, Kit, it's not real! He just has a thing for writing scary stories, that's all ^^ If you say so.. << ..Still, it took a long time for me to get that roof just right, and now he's dropping robots on it.
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Post by Ice on Apr 1, 2007 9:46:44 GMT -5
Strawberry pink insignias, eh? Sounds tasty..
Hang on, lemme go find NSQ >D
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Post by phoenixblessed on Apr 1, 2007 10:00:26 GMT -5
This seems interesting.
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Post by Kat on Apr 1, 2007 10:44:27 GMT -5
[shadow=purple,left,300]What the heck, keep going, Mister Storyteller.[/shadow]
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Post by malak on Apr 1, 2007 11:11:43 GMT -5
One by one, the robot army five-hundred strong dropped from the spaceship hovering over the couds. They landed on the roofs of the buildings of Tabloid Town and fired their machine-guns into the street. Bursts of white-hot energy pockmarked the pavement, sending the citizens of Tabloid Town to run for cover.
Malak removed his grey cloak and smiled at the person bound and gagged in his cab. "Don't even think of twitching before I come out."
Under the cloak, he was wearing a grey suit with pink trim. He was incredibly short. Think, shorter than Rider.
He drew a microphone out of the cab. His voice could be heard on every radio in the city.
"Pathetic denizens of Tabloid Town, surrender your city to me! Mod Squad has already fallen, and there is no hope left! If I don't have the key to City Hall in my hands by midnight, your city will be destroyed utterly."
"Hey, who the heck are you?" yelled a man on a bike.
"I am Malak of the planet Daysofourducks, Commander Supreme of the Strawberry Parfait!"
There was a snicker.
"Hey, cower in fear, brief mortals! For in our tongue, 'Strawberry Parfait' means 'One who is cloaked in radiance like the Sun!'"
More laughter. And someone yelled, "You're short!"
"I am not! We'll see who's laughing come tomorrow! You dare not oppose me and my robot army!"
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Post by phoenixblessed on Apr 1, 2007 11:14:47 GMT -5
Oh dear. It's Mojojo from Power Puff Girls
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Post by malak on Apr 1, 2007 11:16:50 GMT -5
Oh dear. It's Mojojo from Power Puff Girls Who're you calling Mojojo? Brief and puny mortal! >o
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Post by Ice on Apr 1, 2007 11:26:19 GMT -5
I think it's Mojo Jojo, Hu But I like your name better ^_^ Hi Mojojo! Just so you know, in our tongue Strawberry Parfait = tasty dessert! *licks lips*
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Post by phoenixblessed on Apr 1, 2007 11:28:07 GMT -5
Oh dear. It's Mojojo from Power Puff Girls Who're you calling Mojojo? Brief and puny mortal! >o Who said I was puny and brief, good-lookin'?
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Post by malak on Apr 1, 2007 11:37:17 GMT -5
Who're you calling Mojojo? Brief and puny mortal! >o Who said I was puny and brief, good-lookin'? See what too much Tabloids will do to your brain? *sighs*
Robots continued shooting helter-skelter, without seeming to care what or who they hit. As of right now, no one has risen to oppose them.
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Post by Ice on Apr 1, 2007 11:38:37 GMT -5
Rawr! *rises to oppose them* So.. do you taste good? (If you want a more RP like post, then here you go ) Ice stared.. and stared some more. Then she blinked and shrugged. Maybe I can freeze them and then eat them and they'll taste like strawberry parfait.. And that is exactly what she proceeded to do. Using her freezing glare (of d00m), she stopped several robots in their place. Then she sauntered over to one, holding a pickax (which was removed from a mysterious hole) and prepared to chip some ice off.
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