The Meridell!Knights of the Spherical Table!

[Kat]

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]No, we give them a sense of identity. ^_^

You! *points out one specific auditor* Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Auditor: Who, me? *poofgone*[/glow]

What auditors? j???

[Kat]

mindela said:

*appears with a poof of evil pink smoke*

Fj0rdy? What did I tell you about sneaking into Knights Lairs without asking my permission?

*waggles finger*

Now that's against the feudal code. We don't attack their turf and they stay out of ours =3

ATTACK! *points* ATTAAAAACK!

*raises sword and charges*

[Rider]

mindela said:

*appears with a poof of evil pink smoke*

Fj0rdy? What did I tell you about sneaking into Knights Lairs without asking my permission?

*waggles finger*

Now that's against the feudal code. We don't attack their turf and they stay out of ours =3

[glow=red,2,300]How will we have a proper war if neither can enter the other's turf? 0_o[/glow]

[Fj0rd]

mindela said:

*appears with a poof of evil pink smoke*

Fj0rdy? What did I tell you about sneaking into Knights Lairs without asking my permission?

*waggles finger*

Now that's against the feudal code. We don't attack their turf and they stay out of ours =3

Sowweee, mommy T_T *vanishes away again in a puff of evil blue smoke*

[Rider]

amateurwriter said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]No, we give them a sense of identity. ^_^

You! *points out one specific auditor* Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Auditor: Who, me? *poofgone*[/glow]

What auditors?

[glow=red,2,300]From the book Hogfather by Terry Pratchett. Very funny book. ^_^[/glow]

[Kat]

ridergirl333 said:

mindela said:

*appears with a poof of evil pink smoke*

Fj0rdy? What did I tell you about sneaking into Knights Lairs without asking my permission?

*waggles finger*

Now that's against the feudal code. We don't attack their turf and they stay out of ours =3

[glow=red,2,300]How will we have a proper war if neither can enter the other's turf? 0_o[/glow]

SEPARATE THREAD! j:D

...

Never mind. jXD

[Elcie]

Kay, profiley done!


Lady Elycien, the Indigo Knight
Weapons (not pictured): Sword of starsteel; crystal staff; bow with indigo-fletched arrows
Powers: Shadow magic (Thirecat elemental); light magic (specializing in Indigo); transformation to cat-form, human-form, and furre-form
Companions: Blizzard - White Gathow/ice elemental; Blitzkrieg - Black Gathow/fire elemental; Malen - Shadow Kyrii/darkness elemental (very unreliable due to ninja alignment)

[Kat]

ridergirl333 said:

amateurwriter said:

What auditors?

[glow=red,2,300]From the book Hogfather by Terry Pratchett. Very funny book. ^_^[/glow]

Mental note to self: Borrow that book from classmates.

What now, O Rider of the Red?

[Fj0rd]

ridergirl333 said:

ikkinwithattitude said:

Well, he's an enemy, so let's throw him into the ocean, instead.

So, how do we beat Pratchett-style auditors?

(I thought Fj0rd meant the people who take college courses, but not for credit)

[glow=red,2,300]No, we give them a sense of identity. ^_^

You! *points out one specific auditor* Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Auditor: Who, me? *poofgone*[/glow]

*identical gray robed Auditor appears in the empty place*
...oh how I love Auditors ^___^

[Ikkin]

amateurwriter said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]No, we give them a sense of identity. ^_^

You! *points out one specific auditor* Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Auditor: Who, me? *poofgone*[/glow]

What auditors?

The ones that Fj0rd set upon us.

Now, to get rid of them...

Hey, you! *points to an auditor* Your parents are both lawyers who sued you for damages for ruining your diapers! *auditor vanishes*

[Rider]

amateurwriter said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]From the book Hogfather by Terry Pratchett. Very funny book. ^_^[/glow]

Mental note to self: Borrow that book from classmates.

What now, O Rider of the Red?

[glow=red,2,300]It's a Christmassy book, but Terry pratchett has a lot of other funny ones. ^_^

Now we figure out how we have a war if neither can step on the other's turf.[/glow]

[Rider]

ikkinwithattitude said:

amateurwriter said:

What auditors?

The ones that Fj0rd set upon us.

Now, to get rid of them...

Hey, you! *points to an auditor* Your parents are both lawyers who sued you for damages for ruining your diapers! *auditor vanishes*

[glow=red,2,300]And you! You're just ugly!

... *realizes that that's not an auditor, but Stal in his trenchcoat in the dark*

... Oops. ^_^;[/glow]

[Ikkin]

ridergirl333 said:

amateurwriter said:

Mental note to self: Borrow that book from classmates.

What now, O Rider of the Red?

[glow=red,2,300]It's a Christmassy book, but Terry pratchett has a lot of other funny ones. ^_^

Now we figure out how we have a war if neither can step on the other's turf.[/glow]

Several possibilities... One, we take it to the 'bloids. Two, we make a separate thread. Three, we put it on your duel thread. Four, we just attack them anywhere.

[Kat]

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]It's a Christmassy book, but Terry pratchett has a lot of other funny ones. ^_^

Now we figure out how we have a war if neither can step on the other's turf.[/glow]

Okay. I'll be sure to check that out.

I say we make a separate thread to be reserved for battle purposes only! j:D

[Elcie]

amateurwriter said:

ridergirl333 said:

[glow=red,2,300]It's a Christmassy book, but Terry pratchett has a lot of other funny ones. ^_^

Now we figure out how we have a war if neither can step on the other's turf.[/glow]

Okay. I'll be sure to check that out.

I say we make a separate thread to be reserved for battle purposes only!

*seconds the motion* ^_^