[glow=red,2,300]CrudcrudcrudcrudcrudcrudDOGGIEPOO!
*ahem* You should all give a mega-warm hand to Fj0rd, who was bored enough to tally the votes for me. I apologize deeply. All of the lame excuses in the world couldn't cover my blunder. Heh, and to think, people like me will be running American government someday.
And the winners are:[/glow]
Best Artist: Moosey, Linny and Del!
Best Writer: Kiddo!
Best Dog-Anthro who Rents out his Children: Nick! (by a landslide.)
Most Interesting Conversationalist: Stal!
1337-est Keyblade: Ery's!
Greatest Friendship: Kiddo and Crystal!
Biggest
Beef Ham: Cow!
Most Rabid Fangirl: Eggz! (also by a landslide.)
Weirdest Person: Joon and NSQ!
Most Crazy: NSQ! (she pwns me by a lotta votes.)
Most Smart: Stal!
Greatest NTWF Supervillain: Luke!
Most Favorable Alter-Ego: Six!
Most Creative Parody: Plushieowner's!
Sweetest Tabloid Relationship: Kat and the bear-boi!
Oddest Tabloid Relationship: NC and Gingy B.!
Downright Scariest Tabloids Relationship: Cow and Erika!
Most Emotional: Ginger!
Best Comedian: Rider and NSQ!
Our favorite “Anonymous” friend: Hehe and Randomy!
Most likely to rule the world: Patjade! (by a landslide.)
Most Musical: Plushieowner!
Least Insane: Tdyans!
Most Addicted to Something: Eggz!
Most Frequent Poster: Kat!
Most Loyal to Tabloids: Crystal!
Most likely to wind up in an insane asylum: NSQ!
Most likely to Publish a novel: Kiddo!
Most likely to become a psychic person: Tracy!
Best Cow Pun: Kat's!
Greatest Change of Personality: Kat's!
Most Likely to make up a name for a Crayola crayon: Sock!
Most Likely to be the Next Ken Jennings: Stal!
Most Likely to become a millionaire: Blub! (everyone can hide now.)
Most Likely to become cheese: Huggsy!
Most Likely to publish a manga: HTML!
Most Likely to Revive a Dead Thread/Trend: A pie named Theodore, Echo and JH!
Most Likely to have a ‘Bloids relationship in the near future: Puzz
Most Hungry: Gail, Huggsy and Nick!
Most Thirsty: Kirby!
Most Addicted to NQII: Gav! (sorry Kat, but you were trampled.)
Most likely to become a psychologist/psychiatrist: Lei!
Most likely to become a lawyer/defence attorney: Stal and Buddy!
Most likely to debate/argue him/herself into a nasty position with a mafia/syndicate: Crystal and Mindela!
Most likely to run him/herself into the poor house with the phrase "penny for your thoughts?": Sirius!
Most likely to not get this award: Chet Flash!
Most likely to spontaneously combust under stress: Patjade! (taking over the world is no easy task)
Most Likely to become an insomniac: Sock!
Most likely to end up designing the new logo for the next big merchandising company: Moosey, Linny, Sims and Sharakh!
Most Frequent Avvie Changer: Sammy!
Weirdest Personal Text: NSQ!
Most Favorable Weapon: Lucy!
Most Favorable Siggy: Mindela's!
Best Awards Ceremony: Superlatives!
Best Forumer-made drink: Grog!
Best Forumer-made Restaurant: Spot’s Gallery and Gardens!
Most Likely to Try to Cow-tip the Snowager: Cow!
Most Likely to Hex the Pants off Harry Potter: Linny!
Most Likely to be Arrested by the Chia Police for Stealing Someone's Cookies: Luna!
Most Likely to Accept an Insane Dare: NSQ!
Most Likely to Become the Next Mini-Mod: Kat!
Coolest PetPet Crossbreed: Weepit!
Weirdest Username on Neopets: Kat's!
Weirdest Pet Name on Neopets: Six's!
Weirdest PetPet Crossbreed: Rockpit and Weepit!
1337-est Font Colour: Teh red gloooow!
Most Likely to have their Toes converted into a ringtone: Lemmy!
Person with the funniest nose in their avatar: JH!
Best Story: Angelis Luci!
Most Likely to shave their head and change their name to Cinderella: Sirius. (how!?)
Most Likely to eat dog kibble and enjoy it: Nick! (I wanted Stal to win...)
Most Likely to be injured by a pair of flying handcuffs: NSQ!
Most Inspirational: Linny and Battlesunn!
Great Comforter: Stal!
Real Life Superhero: Feli!
Most Usage of Smilies: Sammy, Kat and Char!
Most Drunk: NC
Most Sober: Ninjas
Happiest Forumer: NSQ
Most Creative NTWF Name: Mistress of the Espresso Bean
Most Athletic: Eri!
Most Candy Obsessed: NSQ and Fj0rd!
Most likely to eat pie on a daily basis: Nick Jr., Huggsy and Chicken!