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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2005 12:14:24 GMT -5
*shouts from the cellar* Yay! My little comment influenced the story! ;D Or I predicted Rider's story EDIT: Oh, yeah i forgot something. Great part Rider!
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Post by HTML Has Respawned on Jan 12, 2005 13:58:18 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Who is it? WHO IS IT?! *jumps up to start looking around but bumps her head on the ceiling* Oww...
Great part, Rider! Suspense...*twitches*[/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2005 16:19:44 GMT -5
Fweeee! So awesome, Rider!
*gives the poor dragon cheese*
EDIT: Oh, and the tea comment was priceless. ^^
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Post by Ikkin on Jan 12, 2005 18:24:43 GMT -5
You made me do stuff! I'm so honored!
This is so great! And I'm not just saying that because I'm involved. The story kept me laughing the whole time! Tea-guzzling ninjas, Lord of the Rings references, dragons defeated by a hug, and so much more!
I can't wait for the next part!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2005 19:48:49 GMT -5
Eeee. Strider's here XD AWESOME, RIDER ^_^ (WOAH YOUR NAMES RHYME) I like the way you did the ending ^_^
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Post by Eggz on Jan 13, 2005 19:54:50 GMT -5
Suspeeeennnnnssseeeee >_<;;;;;;
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Post by Luna on Jan 13, 2005 20:12:15 GMT -5
When I read that sentence starting with Luna my heart skipped a beat, then I saw it ended with a cy. *Laughs* Funny thing is, I used to use Lunacy as an allias on another site. Great story Rider, keep it up. ^_^
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Post by Bacon on Jan 14, 2005 0:26:57 GMT -5
“It’s not fair, that they try to divide us like this.” Seduphe fumed, scowling angrily. “Trying to turn us against the community and one another…” Uhh.... I wasn't using reverse psychology when I said I hoped I wasn't in it. I wouldn't actually say that, and I was afraid something like this would happen. Oh well, for the stories purpose, it's good.
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Post by Rider on Jan 15, 2005 16:16:52 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Take it for what it's worth, Seduphe. (And how much is it worth? Well, blackmail, because I skim and don't mean to...)[/glow]
Veritas Vitae Part Five By: Rider
Betcha wanna know who dun it! Come on. I know you do. Stop denying it, Ken. You’re reading this right now and you want to know who did it. Well guess what? I’m not going to tell you until you become my Tabloid husband. Or give me cookies.
And that’s the end of the chapter.
What, you really think I would do that to you?
It was a day like any other. Namely, there were minor explosions, bits of singed artwork, and a make-out session between the bear and the sorceress. Nick and Eri got married. Nick Jr. was shipped off to Mexico, I mean, passed on.
The ninjas, as of yet, had not found the culprit. In fact, the ninjas never found the culprit. It was a 1337 pirate. (You guys knew I was gonna write that. Duh.)
Eggz, for some reason, tried to revive the pirate trend. But things went downhill after she started speaking Al Bhed. She was trying to persuade everyone to get back aboard the ship, when a bleeping mechanical sound reached her ear.
She jumped off the deck and lapsed back into English, mercifully. “Machina! Swim for your liiiiiiives!”
I climbed back into the boat. Or rather, there was no rope reaching into the waters, so I godmodded into the boat. “That’s no machina, it’s just a Spyder.”
“It’s a machina. I heard it.” Eggz insisted, godmodding her way back into the boat. “It beeped.”
“It didn’t beep, see?” Pirate Ikkin godmodded a rope into existence and clambered into the ship, which is slightly better than simply godmodding into the ship, but still. She stepped on the Spyder.
Sparks flew everywhere.
Pirates go barefoot.
Ikkin was soon hopping around and blowing on her foot. “What in the name of Kass’s tailfeathers was that thing?”
“Freaky…” I picked up the hollow, lifeless shell of the Spyder. It was still warm, but at least the sparks had died. We brought it over to the ninjas. Carefully. I swear, the thing twitched in my hand. And maybe I’m a bit paranoid.
Eri dumped the mess of realistic-looking Spyder skin and mechanical gizmos on Plushieowner’s desk. “A robot.”
Kiddo poked it with a pair of tweezers. A flash went off.
She had touched the button of a miniature camera.
“Wow,” she said with a wry grin, extracting the camera from the twisted metal around it. “Just… wow.”
“Look at the complexity of this thing.” Stal used another pair of tweezers to remove the faux Spyder skin from the left foreleg. “Very realistic pulleys and rubber bands in here. They’d work the same way as a Spyder’s real leg muscles.”
“But whoever built these was probably working on a low budget,” Crystal added, holding a flashlight up so the other three ninjas could see. “This thing is held together with spit and prayers.”
Kiddo shrugged. “Still genius.”
Further investigation found a mini-microphone, a video camera, and a self-destruct program hidden in the creature’s bowels. I was growing increasingly amazed and angered by the minute.
“Using the very bugs of our cavern to spy on us. Brilliant.” HTML said, pacing around and holding Crusher the shovel as an 18th century soldier might hold a musket.
Linny muttered something about insecticide. I nodded. “HTML, lend me Crusher and I’ll show those espionage insects a thing or two.”
Ginger grabbed my wrist. “No! Some of those are real Spyders!”
Ikkin nodded sagely. “You can’t just run around killing innocent Spyders.”
“So now what?” Eggz asked, wringing her pirate bandana in her hands. “If we can’t kill them and we can’t let ‘em be…”
“We follow them.”
We all stared at Linny.
“They’ll lead us to their leader, you see? To their headquarters. All we have to do is… follow the spyders.”
I groaned inwardly. Count on Linny to link this to Harry Potter.
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Post by HTML Has Respawned on Jan 15, 2005 16:46:30 GMT -5
Betcha wanna know who dun it! Come on. I know you do. Stop denying it, Ken. You’re reading this right now and you want to know who did it. Well guess what? I’m not going to tell you until you become my Tabloid husband. Or give me cookies. [glow=blue,2,300] Or a moment you scared me there.[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]No, no, I like Spyders, go use your Meepits to exterminate them or something! [/glow] [glow=blue,2,300] Yay, Linny! *rubs Crusher with glee* Hehe, this is going to be fun...*thinks of how the leader will be screaming: boyish or girly, and grips Crusher even more* Great part! Keep it up![/glow]
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Post by Ikkin on Jan 15, 2005 17:11:00 GMT -5
Keep up the good work, Rider! Quite amusing! "Follow the Spyders..." I wonder who's behind them...
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Post by Gav on Jan 15, 2005 20:06:24 GMT -5
I KNOW! IT'S THE SPYDER LORD! HE SHALL- whoops, went into Caps-Lock-paranoid mode there. *whistle*
Maybe it's my Snow Spyder. He always had a knack for science and world domination, I think. Oh yes, defintely world domination.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2005 20:07:25 GMT -5
The beginning part had be very scared, Rider. XDD
Follow the spyders...very funny! ^^
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2005 21:41:53 GMT -5
XDD Follow the spyders... so that's how they're spying on us! Gasp! =O
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Post by Bacon on Jan 16, 2005 21:10:04 GMT -5
I feel as if I've been used by the Vitae people....my recent bringing of a Spyder army here allowed their spies to slip in less noticed. I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it!!! ... except that I'd have a huge army to summon if ever challenged to a duel.
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