The Great Tabloid Trial (Nick Vs. The State)

[ncwidt5895]

Stace said:

What's a Juror?

A juror listens to the case, and then the members of the jury vote on a verdict.

(Guy, you have been added)

[neonick]

Ery said:

I can't be biased this time. I signed a contract. ;__;

I love contracts. ;D

NcWiDt5895 said:

Nickie, sweetie, no protesting. -snogs- Sit in your cell like a nice boy-- here's a coloring book to pass the time -hands you coloring book-

*Colours crudely but happily and wags tail*

Stace said:

Listen, doggie, you want me on your side or not? I could be very vicious against you, and wouldn't you rather come out of this NOT imprisoned?

DON'T LET ME GO IN THE SLAMMER! ;__; They eat doggehs like me for after-dinner mints.

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NcWiDt5895 said:

A juror listens to the case, and then the members of the jury vote on a verdict.

(Guy, you have been added)

Okay, cool. My other jurificial friends and I will help decide Nick's fate.

[Seriously Out-dated Stace]

Oh. Okay.

*dresses in important suit and puts the nametag "Jean, Official Lawyer defending Mister Nick" by her seat.*

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Prosecuting Lawyer just arrived.

Nicky, you're gonna pay for all your crimes.

[ncwidt5895]

-sits in back of courtroom dressed in all black- I hope the children stay calm during the trial. It must be heartbreaking for them to see their father in the orange jail uniform.

...HEY, YOU! -yells at one of the kids- SITDOWN THIS IS NOT A JUNGLEGYM!

[Seriously Out-dated Stace]

Ken said:

Prosecuting Lawyer just arrived.

Nicky, you're gonna pay for all your crimes.

What crimes? He's perfectly innocent, I thank you. Look at him innocently colouring in that picture of an axe dripping in blo-
of an Easter bunny!

[neonick]

Ken said:

Prosecuting Lawyer just arrived.

Nicky, you're gonna pay for all your crimes.

... *Whimpers and puts his tail between his legs* Mean. ;__; *Chews on mini-cheeses nervously*

NcWiDt5895 said:

-sits in back of courtroom dressed in all black- I hope the children stay calm during the trial. It must be heartbreaking for them to see their father in the orange jail uniform.

...HEY, YOU! -yells at one of the kids- SITDOWN THIS IS NOT A JUNGLEGYM!

Alllll the pups: *Manage to destroy the front half of the court in their puppy-filled joy*

[neonick]

Ken said:

Prosecuting Lawyer just arrived.

Nicky, you're gonna pay for all your crimes.

... *Whimpers and puts his tail between his legs* Mean. ;__; *Chews on mini-cheeses nervously*

NcWiDt5895 said:

-sits in back of courtroom dressed in all black- I hope the children stay calm during the trial. It must be heartbreaking for them to see their father in the orange jail uniform.

...HEY, YOU! -yells at one of the kids- SITDOWN THIS IS NOT A JUNGLEGYM!

Alllll the pups: *Manage to destroy the front half of the court in their puppy-filled joy*

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Stace said:

What crimes? He's perfectly innocent, I thank you. Look at him innocently colouring in that picture of an axe dripping in blo-
of an Easter bunny!

Hmm... *writes notes* The Jurors see all and write down all.

[Seriously Out-dated Stace]

NcWiDt5895 said:

Stace, please take the coloring book away and give Nick a non-violent activity. I don't want the jurors to come in seeing him like that... -nods and continues yelling at our 18 children-

*takes away colouring book*
*gives Nick sugar-covered mini-cheeses*
Good luck. I'll help you pull through in the name of Justice.

[neonick]

Stace said:

*takes away colouring book*
*gives Nick sugar-covered mini-cheeses*
Good luck. I'll help you pull through in the name of Justice.

*Eats the sugar-coated mini-cheeses*
...
*Gets hyper*
OhyeahIlikeitwhenthishappensRAWFRAWFRAWF! ^__^ *Wags tail frantically*

[ncwidt5895]

-continues sitting in back of courtroom-

2 hours till trial. Till my poor dear hubbie's fate will be tested ='( -hugs one of the children- It's okay, dear, Daddy will be free soon.

[Seriously Out-dated Stace]

Nickole said:

*Eats the sugar-coated mini-cheeses*
...
*Gets hyper*
OhyeahIlikeitwhenthishappensRAWFRAWFRAWF! ^__^ *Wags tail frantically*

Hehe, glad you like them. Now calm down and I'll give you more mini-cheeses...

[neonick]

NcWiDt5895 said:

-continues sitting in back of courtroom-

2 hours till trial. Till my poor dear hubbie's fate will be tested ='( -hugs one of the children- It's okay, dear, Daddy will be free soon.

Clay: *Stares blankly at NC, before belching up a can of whipped cream*
... It's gonna be one am over here. x__X I'll be unconscious for the most part of my own trial.
... I would have been anyways. ^__^