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Post by Crystal on Apr 1, 2005 12:02:49 GMT -5
*works on hiding all her kids in an underground living complex* *teary eyed* I just can't find it in my loving maternal heart to force yout to live in this cruel new world. Isaac, Clarissa, take good care of your siblings.... Kids: Mommy! *wailing* Don't go! *babbles* We love you mommy! Poopey. *secures the door with the septalock system* *changes into ninja garb* You know, Mindy, all you have to do is to swear to obey under the new laws of the April Fool Ninja Domination, and you will be granted special privelieges... for instance, care for your children, as we trust you will bring them up in the ways of the Ninja. Includes as well a role to play as one of the middle-class. Rebel against us, however, like Eri did....
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Post by My email doesn't work anymore on Apr 1, 2005 12:10:52 GMT -5
You know, Mindy, all you have to do is to swear to obey under the new laws of the April Fool Ninja Domination, and you will be granted special privelieges... for instance, care for your children, as we trust you will bring them up in the ways of the Ninja. Includes as well a role to play as one of the middle-class. Rebel against us, however, like Eri did.... Really!? OH thank you mighty ones!! *bows before Crystal* But I've already been an unwaiveringly loyal ninja for quite awhile now. Do I have to settle with middle class?
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Post by Crystal on Apr 1, 2005 12:13:21 GMT -5
Really!? OH thank you mighty ones!! *bows before Crystal* But I've already been an unwaiveringly loyal ninja for quite awhile now. Do I have to settle with middle class? Middle class = one step down from Kiddo, Stal and myself. All loyal ninjas will have the chance to take this.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 12:16:21 GMT -5
*bows before Crystal*
Oh 1337 Crystal-Sama, I have brought Eri to the reprogramming Center, at your command. Her brainwashing shall be complete within the half hour.
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Post by Kiddo on Apr 1, 2005 12:22:01 GMT -5
Excellent work everyone. Excellent. Most comendable. You have my approval.
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Post by Crystal on Apr 1, 2005 12:28:59 GMT -5
*bows before Crystal* Oh 1337 Crystal-Sama, I have brought Eri to the reprogramming Center, at your command. Her brainwashing shall be complete within the half hour. You have done well, Ninja Ducky.
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Post by My email doesn't work anymore on Apr 1, 2005 12:30:47 GMT -5
Middle class = one step down from Kiddo, Stal and myself. All loyal ninjas will have the chance to take this. Yes, yes then I fully pledge myself and my will. ... Can I let my children out now?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 12:33:56 GMT -5
*has an idea* *summons all ex-Secret Agents* Join the ninjas and you shall be greatly rewarded...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 12:34:19 GMT -5
*is so glad she is a ninja* Wait... Is that a good thing?
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Post by Tracy on Apr 1, 2005 12:36:36 GMT -5
*is so glad she is a ninja* Wait... Is that a good thing? Yeah, unless you enjoy having your mind painfully erased.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 12:37:33 GMT -5
Yeah, unless you enjoy having your mind painfully erased. Cool. *loves being a ninja* I knew we pwned from the begining.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 12:37:42 GMT -5
*is so glad she is a ninja* Wait... Is that a good thing? Yup.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 12:39:26 GMT -5
Waitaminute... This could be to my advantage. Ha! Now /you/ can't hurt me since /I'm/ a ninja!
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Post by Eggz on Apr 1, 2005 12:41:57 GMT -5
._.
*starts crying*
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Post by neonick on Apr 1, 2005 12:42:01 GMT -5
*Walks in* Hello everyone. *Blank stare* ... Oh yes. I have cleaned the closets, as ordered, and was wondering if someone would be good enough to get me my privilages from the freezer. Please.
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