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Post by Crystal on Apr 1, 2005 10:53:20 GMT -5
Yeah, but you're Kenneh. ^__^ We've got this whole love-hate thing going on, so it's to be expected. I LOVE YA BUD! *hugs* Down, half-breed. Now, get that bucket and brush over there and scrub the closet clean. All of the closets. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 10:53:58 GMT -5
*scuttles around, clinging to the ceiling, watching* Meh. This cannot be good. *looks at Eri* Her...too...master? |
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Post by neonick on Apr 1, 2005 10:56:43 GMT -5
Down, half-breed. Now, get that bucket and brush over there and scrub the closet clean. All of the closets. ... That's a lot of closets. o__O Surely you'd prefer for someone with ninja skills to do it? They would take half the time, and the closets would be twice as shiny. I'll happily help clean out the hot tubs or eat any pirate food you want disposed off. |
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Post by Crystal on Apr 1, 2005 10:58:11 GMT -5
... That's a lot of closets. o__O Surely you'd prefer for someone with ninja skills to do it? They would take half the time, and the closets would be twice as shiny. I'll happily help clean out the hot tubs or eat any Reprogrammed Ninja Slave food you want disposed off. It's (mostly) your fault they're all dirty. Get some of your Reprogrammed Ninja Slave wives to help. |
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Post by neonick on Apr 1, 2005 10:59:27 GMT -5
It's your fault they're all dirty. Get some of your Reprogrammed Ninja Slave wives to help. *Sighs and grabs the mop* ... Yeah, I think I'm gonna need some help. *Drags Eri into a closet with him* |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 11:00:07 GMT -5
Down, half-breed. Now, get that bucket and brush over there and scrub the closet clean. All of the closets. ;_; HALF BREED??!? WHY DO YOU USE THAT AS AN INSULT?? *runs away crying* |
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Post by Crystal on Apr 1, 2005 11:01:28 GMT -5
;_; HALF BREED??!? WHY DO YOU USE THAT AS AN INSULT?? *runs away crying* It's only an insult to Nick, Ducky. You're a beautiful half-breed, which is a species all of it's own, so it doesn't apply to you.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2005 11:03:09 GMT -5
*Sighs and grabs the mop* ... Yeah, I think I'm gonna need some help. *Drags Eri into a closet with him* ^^ I mean...shh, I'm not here. >> << |
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Post by neonick on Apr 1, 2005 11:04:40 GMT -5
^^ I mean...shh, I'm not here. >> << You know, you're a ninja, and I'm... well, I'm not actually a pirate, but I have a shiny cutlass, and I can cut things pretty good with it. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again, only with more closets and kids. And less killing ourselves. ^__^ |
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Post by Stal on Apr 1, 2005 11:07:10 GMT -5
Eri, no need to hide. The Ninja clan has a special place in the new forum order.
Unless you resist the takeover. Then Kiddo will probably want to deal with you personally.
Oh, yes, as another matter.
Polygamy is now outlawed. You shall have only one significant other. Any amorous affairs will get you sent to a reprogramming institution.
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Post by Crystal on Apr 1, 2005 11:08:56 GMT -5
Polygamy is now outlawed. You shall have only one significant other. Any amorous affairs will get you sent to a reprogramming institution. And fixed. You will be well and truly fixed-up. |
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Post by neonick on Apr 1, 2005 11:09:43 GMT -5
Eri, no need to hide. The Ninja clan has a special place in the new Dojo order. Unless you resist the takeover. Then Kiddo will probably want to deal with you personally. Oh, yes, as another matter. Polygamy is now outlawed. You shall have only one significant other. Any amorous affairs will get you sent to a reprogramming institution. ... But... but the polygamy... it was so young... so innocent... ;__; What am I meant to do? Get rid of two of my Wifeys and take the advertisements for more out of the papers? Do you know how much paperwork that is? I'm meant to be cleaning the closets, you know. And fixed. You will be well and truly fixed-up. Now that's just evil. EDIT: You filtered "d i v o r c e"?! o__O |
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Post by Tracy on Apr 1, 2005 11:11:11 GMT -5
... But... but the polygamy... it was so young... so innocent... ;__; What am I meant to do? Be Killed By Kiddo two of my Wifeys and take the advertisements for more out of the papers? Do you know how much paperwork that is? I'm meant to be cleaning the closets, you know. Now that's just evil. I'm sure Eri can manage till you've sorted all that out. Go Ninjas! TOOOGAAA! Whoo! |
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Post by Stal on Apr 1, 2005 11:11:41 GMT -5
You should've seen the signs, Nick.
And as Eri is a ninja, she gets dibs on you first.
And being a half-pirate, you'll be serving her as a bit of a man-dog slave.
If you don't take care of your extra wife, problem, I'm sure Eri would love to.
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Post by neonick on Apr 1, 2005 11:12:26 GMT -5
I'm sure Eri can manage till you've sorted all that out. Go Ninjas! TOOOGAAA! Whoo! No, really, this is the sort of cleaning you need two people for. ^__^ The fun sort. So, as much as I'd love to, the whole getting-rid-of-mah-wifeys is gonna have to wait. |
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