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Post by pheobo on Jan 9, 2004 21:00:45 GMT -5
I sit down in the audience and wait for the wedding to start. I take a picture with my camera. *click* *steals camera* *points camera at Adam* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *takes picture of Rider as she walks down aisle* *click* ONCE! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2004 21:01:24 GMT -5
I notice herp talking loudly in the back of the room, and roll my eyes in exasperation. I slip quietly to the back of the room as the priest/minister/something starts talking in a droning tone, and hiss to herp, "What are you doing? Insanity is after the wedding! Save it for after the ceremony is finished, okay?"
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Post by puzz on Jan 9, 2004 21:12:09 GMT -5
*steals camera* *points camera at Adam* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *takes picture of Rider as she walks down aisle* *click* ONCE! Hey, stop wasting my film! *steals camera back* |
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Post by Crystal on Jan 10, 2004 4:22:34 GMT -5
I eye the snoring congregation halfway through the sermon, and make a few corny jokes. None of them wake up. So I despense with the sermon, grab a bell from behind the pulpit and clang it loudly (I use it everytime I make a sermon). Fortunately, it wakes the bride and groom up too. Then I get down to the questions and answers.
"Mr. Weewoo, do you take Rider as your beloved wife? Do you promise to honour, respect and cherish him... er... it, in richness or poverty, in sickness or in health, to not forsake him for another, for as long as you both shall live?"
Weewoo: *chirp*
"I'll take that as a yes. Now, Ridergirl, do you take Weewoo as your husband? Do you promise to honour, respect and cherish her, in richness or poverty, in sickness or in health, to not forsake her for another, for as long as you both shall live?"
I pause and wait for Rider's answer, mentally wishing she'd hurry up, because my grey and white suit is kind of hot.
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Post by Rider on Jan 10, 2004 8:47:07 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300](I AM A GIRL AND THE WEEWOO IS A BOY! Hence the dress. Gah, it's hard to find a preacher nowadays who'll get your gender right. LOL)
And with two simple words, i seal the deal.
"I do."
I lean over and kiss the groom, getting feathers in my mouth (and not really caring.) We're married. [/glow]
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Post by Crystal on Jan 10, 2004 10:31:30 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300](I AM A GIRL AND THE WEEWOO IS A BOY! Hence the dress. Gah, it's hard to find a preacher nowadays who'll get your gender right. LOL) And with two simple words, i seal the deal. "I do." I lean over and kiss the groom, getting feathers in my mouth (and not really caring.) We're married. [/glow] I therefore pronounce you ma - I mean, Weewoo and wife. We may all adjourn ouside for refreshments now, and I'm off to get rid of this dumb hot suity thing. |
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Post by Rider on Jan 10, 2004 12:07:03 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Refreshments are in the Catacombs! Geez, it's VERY hard to find preachers who can keep their facts straight."  [/glow] |
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Post by puzz on Jan 10, 2004 12:39:35 GMT -5
Congratulations on marrying the Weewoo! May there be many half Weewoo-half human children for you!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2004 16:39:51 GMT -5
I cheer and dig around in my pockets for some spare confetti to throw. Then, I head outsi- I mean, to the refreshment table, glad that we can start being unformal. I start to find my away around the crowd of guests to go and congratulate Weewoo and Rider.
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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Jan 10, 2004 16:51:29 GMT -5
Congratulations on marrying the Weewoo! May there be many half Weewoo-half human children for you! You just HAVE to be disturbing, don't you? |
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Post by herp14 on Jan 10, 2004 20:18:24 GMT -5
Congratulations on marrying the Weewoo! May there be many half Weewoo-half human children for you! Athough geniticly it is unlikely that that they'll just be half human carictoristics and half Weewoo'un carictoristics.... That seems to be what you're asuming.....I work a bit with genetics (being a fish breader) and acourding to many proven priciples you'll get sum around half half sum 1/4 and 3/4... even sum that seem to have full human or full weewoo'un carictoristics.... That is if it were even possible to have a two compleatly diffent kinds of animal to mix |
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Post by TK on Jan 10, 2004 20:25:23 GMT -5
Athough geniticly it is unlikely that that they'll just be half human carictoristics and half Weewoo'un carictoristics.... That seems to be what you're asuming.....I work a bit with genetics (being a fish breader) and acourding to many proven priciples you'll get sum around half half sum 1/4 and 3/4... even sum that seem to have full human or full weewoo'un carictoristics.... That is if it were even possible to have a two compleatly diffent kinds of animal to mix Puzz was only joking. This entire thread defies any sense at all, which is how it was meant to be. That's why it's so fun  |
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Post by Rider on Jan 10, 2004 20:32:09 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Thank you everyone!" I yell as we walk towards the Catacombs. "Now let's eat! NSQ, what've we got here?"[/glow]
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Post by herp14 on Jan 10, 2004 20:53:22 GMT -5
Puzz was only joking. This entire thread defies any sense at all, which is how it was meant to be. That's why it's so fun I kinda knew Puzz was joking   ...... anyway.... YES FREE FOOD... FREE FOOD... FOOD... AND IT'S FREE FREE FREE....o ya drinks too |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2004 21:20:12 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]"Thank you everyone!" I yell as we walk towards the Catacombs. "Now let's eat! NSQ, what've we got here?"[/glow] I grin and say, "we've got everything! Pizza, pastires, fish, salad, chicken, birdseed, there's something for everyone! Oh and there's snail.... for some reason.... anyways, help yourself! The drinks and condiments are at that end of the table," I say, pointing to said drinks and condiments. |
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