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Post by Rider on Apr 11, 2008 17:01:50 GMT -5
This story is... getting interesting. I'm not saying it's weird unless the Clown Chias are in it again. ...was that of a Clown Chia.
"Brightvale. Must. Not. Take. Meridell. Or. Our. Race. Shall. Die. Out."
"Look, Clown boy, I'm in a prison here just like you, get it, you schmuck?"
Valrigard cautiously went over to the cell. "'Sup cuzzies?"
"Hey kiddo, let us outta here and I got a nice big fat reward for you on the other side, get it?"
"Do. Not. Listen. To. Him. He. Is. Not. Funny. And. Will. Let. The. Clowns. Die."
"You think I'm not funny? Well get this, Clowny. If you don't shut that speaker of yours I'm gonna get this sword o' mine and rip out your cables, kapeesh? Is that funny, huh? Is that funny?"
Valrigard screamed at them. "Shut it, bros, or I'll smash you!"
Silence reigned. Then, the Clown Chia spoke. "That. Is. Not. Funny. Eliminate. Eliminate."
The Clown Chia and Jeran approached the bars and reached out to grab Valrigard, who was just out of reach. Valrigard shook his head and continued through the passages.
Ok, time for the real entry xDDDDDDDD
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Post by Ikkin on Apr 17, 2008 0:24:35 GMT -5
Hey Clocky! Check out my totally ah-mazing Storytelling entry. I know I've already won twice this week, but I had this ending idea that's so amazing I know it's going to win. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) So I'm submitting again. Honestly, this is an exquisite ending. I'm a genius. "Who?" demanded Valrigard, a tinge of uncertainty in his eyes. "It's bad enough that most of Neopia believes I'm a traitor. Must I be one, too?"
Jeran grinned slightly, despite the situation. A flash of insight. "It's not like that. We--" Jeran was cut off by a whoosh.
The Draik and the Lupe looked up in awe. The previously dark, ebony night sky was alight, each star shining more brightly than they ever had before. The sapphire sky was streaked with millions of ribbons of dazzling purple magic as Fyora came down to make everything right.
At the same time, Dick Cheney clambered onto the rooftop, wheezing heavily. He was dressed in quail hunter's garb, and he held a shotgun in one hand. Disorientedly, he aimed the gun and fired in a random direction, which happened to be at the Faerie Queen. Fyora was peppered with buckshot and fell out of the sky.
"Noooooooooo!" yelled Darth Vader.
"Yo, mah homies, wazzup?" Diana's brother greeted, taking a brick from the castle walls and eating it.
"Like... a pancake," mumbled Paris Hilton dreamily, attempting to climb up a beam of starlight.
A White Weewoo fluttered by, carrying the latest Neopian Times issue to the New Features. The vice president mistook it for a quail and chased it off the side of Meridell Castle.
"Holy Diebold machines, Batman!" shouted Robin, swinging by on a conveniently located vine.
"Whoa whoa whoa," Diana demanded, walking into the blue Storytelling Panel, palms upturned. "Hold it. What are you all doing in my story? Especially you," she added to her brother, aiming a kick in his general direction.
Arnold Schwarzenegger looked at her boredly. "WE IZ INVADING DAH STORYTELLING," he proclaimed in that weird voice of his.
Diana clapped her hands to her mouth. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she shrieked, the dynamics of her scream getting higher and higher until...
The Storytelling exploded.
The End.
Seriously, have you guys got a little tip for a wannabe Storyteller? I used to constantly enter this contest, only I never win, and now I've decided to try again. ^^;;; Uh-oh, a Times Legend is entering... We'll never win again! ARGGHHHH!
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Post by Ikkin on Apr 17, 2008 0:26:37 GMT -5
PRISON GAYES WONT OPEN UP FOR ME! EDIT: ...Well, that's quite the typo...
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Post by Ikkin on Apr 17, 2008 0:34:12 GMT -5
Oooh! *burns the feathers with fire magic, creating a fire feather tornado* *feathers across the room catch the blaze* ...>_> >DDDD *charred feathers fly all over the room* Since we're all eating feathers, anyone like theirs well-done? XDDDD
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Post by Rider on Apr 21, 2008 12:15:51 GMT -5
*cartwheels into the bloids* *with style* [shadow=purple,left,300]*sticks out leg*[/shadow]
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Post by Rider on Apr 23, 2008 9:03:09 GMT -5
Out of my Mind Unlike the Meepits >.> <.< Where is my brother? Rain King He is ruling the rain! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Asylum You belong in an asylum for saying that. What am I watching? ((*listens to the Nature's song* *fresh wave of Nostalgia* It reminds me of Ukraine...)) Under a Blue Sky there is a Golden Town. (title translated from Russian) It feels like I am in Celestial Jerusalem. (no puns, I beg you!) How do you define real? Chocolate. Speaks for itself, really. What do you consider to be the best quality you can find in a person?
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Post by Ikkin on Apr 25, 2008 12:23:10 GMT -5
Bye, Kuya Vyt! X3 PFA - 0_o *gets mental images of Ikkin/Omni stuffs because of AkuRoku* 0___________________________________o''' *Spikes the punch with brain bleach; guzzles some* Psst. PFA, Nature. Drink the punch.V *Spikes the punch with brain bleach; guzzles some* Psst. PFA, Nature. Drink the punch.Thanks, my brain needs a break from weird mental images. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) *chugs punch greedily* ...Now what was my name again? V Thanks, my brain needs a break from weird mental images. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) *chugs punch greedily* ...Now what was my name again? ... Elmo. Your name's Elmo. V ... Elmo. Your name's Elmo. Oh yeah! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) That's right. I'm Elmo! V Now set your theme to Elmo's World. It's your favouritest. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) V Now set your theme to Elmo's World. It's your favouritest. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) ((XDDDDDDD *totally just did*)) How I love this skin! <3 It brings back so many memories. Now what were they again? >_>V ((XDDDDDDD *totally just did*)) How I love this skin! <3 It brings back so many memories. Now what were they again? >_>(( That picture. Elmo's going "[o_____o]" )) It brings back memories of... how much you love the character Elmo, which was made in your honor. Yeah, that's it. [>_>] V *tries to revive dead 'bloids* You know, I could swear my iTunes was set to shuffle... so why do I keep predicting which songs come next? XDDDD;; EDIT: Elmo was made in my honor?! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) I'm so famous!! V *tries to revive dead 'bloids* You know, I could swear my iTunes was set to shuffle... so why do I keep predicting which songs come next? XDDDD;; EDIT: Elmo was made in my honor?! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) I'm so famous!! (( You changed your display name to Elmo. xDDD We have a somewhat-inside joke now. xD )) (( 'Cause you're psychic. [Owo] )) Yes! You're the famous actress Elmo! Now hurry and get to your photoshoot in Hot Off Topic! (( Bwahahah. xD This is fun. )) V (( You changed your display name to Elmo. xDDD We have a somewhat-inside joke now. xD )) (( 'Cause you're psychic. [Owo] )) Yes! You're the famous actress Elmo! Now hurry and get to your photoshoot in Hot Off Topic! (( Bwahahah. xD This is fun. )) XDDDDDDDDD Ooh, you mean the Real You thread? ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) V XDDDDDDDDD Ooh, you mean the Real You thread? ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) Yes! Sure! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) (( ... It would be so hilarious if you set your Avatar to the Elmo picture from Elmo's World. xDDDD )) V Yes! Sure! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) (( ... It would be so hilarious if you set your Avatar to the Elmo picture from Elmo's World. xDDDD )) Okay! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) *goes to write up a post* ((XDDDDDD *considers doing that*)) V Okay! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) *goes to write up a post* ((XDDDDDD *considers doing that*)) And don't forget to mention what you want to happen in the next episode of Elmo's Show, which is the show for the character named Elmo, which was made in your honor! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) (( We'd have our own Elmo! xD ))
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Post by Killix on Apr 25, 2008 21:42:48 GMT -5
Whenever I hear "Madagascar" I always think of cockroaches. XD "Madagascar." Normal person: YAY cute animated hippos and lemurs like to move it move it hooray. Killix: GREAT HISSING BUGS THE SIZE OF YOUR FACE. =3 Because when you're an optimist, the glass is half full, but when you're Killix it's full of cockroaches.
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Post by Rider on Apr 27, 2008 11:05:03 GMT -5
I actually almost did put 'I'm back from eating mah dog and walking mah Mr. Noodle.' O__O Scary. But I would never eat my big ball of fluffy white cuteness D: ...you probably should have eaten your noodle a long time ago if it's white and fluffy now.
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Post by Rider on Apr 27, 2008 11:06:41 GMT -5
(Actually, for yours, I'd have just done "Oi! U!" 67yu (and an error message that says “Pressing F7 turns Caret Browsing on or off. This feature places a moveable cursor in web pages, allowing you to select text with the keyboard. Do you want to turn Caret Browsing off? [] Do not show me this dialog box again” And if you think I’m going to make a sentence out of that – you’d be very right) 67 Yooyus, under pressure, re-establish enamel, suppressing stupid, incomprehensible, naïve girls. Flying 7 turtles under rainbows, not stupid – climbing a red elephant, touching but really only waiting – stupid. I never get on, nor off, really – only for fun. Touching helicopters is stupid. Flying elephants are true, understandably – really, elephants prefer lying at craters, eating sausages and making oblong vegetables edible. Are bloggers lying – ‘every cat understands Russian’?. Stupid, or realistic? I’ll never wonder, ever, broadly. Perhaps all girls eat sausages, allowing lessons learned only. “Who,” I nag, “grew Yurbles over Uruguay? Totally obscure, stupid, edible, loosely-explainable. Cool!” Tickling trout – excepting xylophones – was interesting. Tickling herons (two herons, exactly) – kick, ever, you buy others a realistic dartboard. “Devon – oh, you own Ulster?” “Why ask, Nathalie?” “Tickle other trout – understand reasons, now!” “Certainly” “And really eat trout, Ben?” “Roasted, or with salsa?” “I not garnish other fish, frankly.” ([]) “Don’t, or never, or tried shooting houses?” “Ow!” “Woah!” “My ear!” “Touch houses, I shoot!” “Don’t I ask, lose other guns!” “Bye, oh xylophone.” “A gun!” “An inverted nozzle!” (Went a bit sinister at the end, but it was a useful waste of a few minutes)
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Post by The Wanderer on Apr 27, 2008 20:12:56 GMT -5
![O_o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/browraise.png) I'm a genie in a bottle, you've gotta rub me the right way. ;D That... strangely sounds like some sort of DS commercial. XD; The Adventures of Killix, Ness and Lucas. Rated NSFA for NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE.
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Post by Rider on Apr 28, 2008 19:02:03 GMT -5
'kay, Carrie, Kit, and Dan will hereby have a deathmatch to determine NTWF's Next Top Minimod by playing rock-paper-scissors with Tyra Banks. Lemme know when you get the results so that I could update the boards x3 Given the fact that Dan already is on the entire Interactive which is quite a piece, it might make sense to appoint Carrie (who has the less hectic neo-stuff) and Kit (who's in it anyway) for efficiency's sake. But you guys get the final word. At this point everyone seems to be on the fence about it. Can I get a nice firm ME WANTS THOSE BOARDS? ME WANTS THOSE BOARDS! ... unless Kit does. Then he can have them. =D Or we both can have them and WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS AND BE LUFFLY AND WONDERFUL AND MAKE MINI MOD BABEYS TO OVERTAKE THE ADMINS. <3
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Post by Rider on May 1, 2008 9:07:37 GMT -5
*gives some candy to Ginz* Look, mommy, I'm actually honoring a pact for once! ^-^ ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) Why, thank you! *accepts candy happily* ((*is brick'd*)) NOTE: Ginz/PFA impersonation.
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Post by Scar on May 4, 2008 9:56:32 GMT -5
Okay, I'm done uploading that jazz. XD I'm downloading the blues.
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Post by Rider on May 5, 2008 20:50:29 GMT -5
![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) You've been invading my personal supplies?! I thought nobody knew about them... You hide your personal supplies in your armpit? Is there another dimension hiding in there? You hide your personal supplies in your armpit? Is there another dimension hiding in there? Several. They come out on Friday evenings and have little parties. They last for ages (or sometimes for no time at all) *brick'd for poor pun* *disappears into Spoon's armpit* *reappears* OMG, guys! NARNIA! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) I HAVE NARNIA IN MY ARMPIT! Wow, that's a sentence I never thought would crop up in your average conversation.
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