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Post by Tam on Jul 24, 2011 1:56:32 GMT -5
*looks at news* BUG EYE MCGEE NO!!! *cry*
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Post by Tam on Jul 25, 2011 18:18:03 GMT -5
What? Plums are delicious D= Unless you get old ones with the squishy bits >.< ...Although plum lollipops do sound kind of awkward. right now i am picturing a translucent lavender edible circle on a stick with poor social skills
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Post by Zylaa on Jul 25, 2011 22:01:15 GMT -5
*is force-married to Sarn* ... =D Force not required! *snogs Sarn* *paparazzi flashes!* My love! I have never loved anyone more than I love you right now!!! *snogs* You are my one and only! Yes, I have said this to countless 'Bloiders but THIS TIME I REALLY MEAN IT! Sarn my love! They are saying that you were meant to be with another! But I know this cannot be true, for the force of our love is such that dark lords and used car salesmen weep to behold its purity! We were meant to be!
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Post by Tam on Jul 27, 2011 22:23:34 GMT -5
Absolutely we should be able to duel bad fanfic. Picture the scene: A dusty road, somewhere in the Old Internet. Netfolk lurk in the saloons, lining the sides of the road, watching warily.
"This internet," drawls the Intelligent Reader, "ain't big enough for the two of us."
"Boring plotlines"! Snaps Bad Fanfic. "Blatant self-indulgency! Really poor punctuation!!" It adds,.
And then before it can be hideous in any other way it is shot through the heart by the PISTOL of RIGHTEOUSNESSSSSSS.
The Intelligent Reader rides off into the sunset. Of the internet. The sunset of the internet? How does that even make sense?
It makes sense with JUSTICE.
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Post by Tam on Jul 29, 2011 17:41:51 GMT -5
That's what I'm thinking too. He's planning to make himself the new head of Krawk Island and he made the kraken pull the island apart before so he could claim it when it was remade. Is it just me or do we keep helping out the bad guys? xD First we helped Xandra crash Faerieland and now this guy... Our sense of morals and ethics are easily won over by the prospect of free food, books, and random Usuki dolls.
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Post by Avery on Jul 30, 2011 21:47:30 GMT -5
...Well, we sure shot ourselves in the foot with that little gimmick, didn't we. xD; Or at least, shot one of us in the foot. Probably making Ginz's predictions come true every time wasn't the best idea we could have come up with. Alas. *floats around miserably and becomes Netwaffle's resident Moaning Myr— er, Amati*
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Post by Tam on Aug 5, 2011 21:53:57 GMT -5
I learned that men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightening than women. Must be the animal magnetism.
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Post by Tam on Aug 26, 2011 2:45:10 GMT -5
first earthquakes, now hurricanes you Americaners aren't having much luck lately @_@ The earth hates America. *nodnod* EARTH IS A TERRORIST *shoots the ground* TAKE THAT
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Post by Tam on Aug 26, 2011 2:52:19 GMT -5
I'm talking to Cleverbot. owo Trying to get him to sing Disney songs. We managed to (sort of) do "I Just Can't Wait To Be King", but he wouldn't do "Be Prepared". So I tried "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast. Here's the result: Me: Little town, it's a quiet village. Everyday, like the one before. Little town, full of little people waking up to say...
Cleverbot: Will you join me in destroying the human race?
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Post by Huntress on Aug 26, 2011 7:55:57 GMT -5
IT'S A APOKRAKENLYPSE! I hope :3 Yaay! I just invented a word! A-po-kra-ken-ly-pse!...I misread this as "Aporkalypse". Best. Mental image. Ever. =D
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Post by Tam on Aug 27, 2011 23:39:20 GMT -5
oh netwaffle where would we be without tropes and our miscellaneous fandoms we would probably be in the exact same place just a lot less interesting. >_> Edited by Zylaa, because the next part just has to be included: Terra registered the site shortly afterwards. Everyone should join. XD
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 28, 2011 0:20:30 GMT -5
WHO WEARS SCARVES FOR /PRACTICAL/ REASONS I MEAN HONESTLY ...I do. They're excellent for strangling people.
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Post by Tam on Aug 28, 2011 18:09:29 GMT -5
[8/26/2011 8:56:33 PM] Drew: PFA and Torkie are taking a bit of time off from the forum, but PFA will still be around but not as often.
i don't know what a "real life" is so i'm not sure what she could be up to [8/26/2011 8:57:09 PM] PFA: yeah i know it's this revolutionary new concept, this "life" thing [8/26/2011 8:57:13 PM] Hunter: I think I've heard of a sequel to that. ?_? Second Life, or something? Never heard of Real Life, must be really retro.
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Post by Tam on Aug 28, 2011 23:39:12 GMT -5
I am currently speaking this post out loud. My dad got a new speech-to-text program. Along with writing faster, I can insert custom emoticons with a command. Or cyber elves. I like some of the built-in words. I still need to program in several though, and train it to recognize some of my speech correctly. …I do still need to correct it at points. Got a ways to go. I guess you won't have to worry about people looking over your shoulder as you're typing anymore, huh? "*shouts into microphone* I'M SO GLAD NOBODY CAN READ WHAT I'M TYPING ANYMORE"
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Post by Zylaa on Aug 29, 2011 22:27:43 GMT -5
I also heard that Hunty was seen holding hands with someone the other day. And it wasn't Fraze. =o How can you make such an insinuation?
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