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Post by Killix on Sept 24, 2008 0:36:23 GMT -5
I feel like doing something drastic just for the sake of change. e.e (and no, Squiesh didn't cause this... she just happened to mention it today) ... no Stal! There are people who love you! DON'T JUMP! ;____;
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Post by Rider on Sept 30, 2008 14:00:24 GMT -5
JAKIE. Who do you think would win in the massive fight with no rules? Abe Lincoln. He's just that awesome. "Four score and seven years ago-ROUNDHOUSE KICK!"
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Post by Spot on Oct 4, 2008 18:12:09 GMT -5
I seriously feel like a zombie. XD Yeah, tiredness does that to you. Sometimes I think every single zombie movie could be resolved if they gave the zombies coffee. xDDD
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Post by Rider on Oct 9, 2008 19:46:51 GMT -5
I left you a note, but it was in idea form. You'll get the inspiration for it in a few minutes. >>; ...... so somehow I quoted your post at 5:38 and you made it at 5:39. why the fail. TIME TRAVEL. o________________0!!!! .... XD See, I -was- telling the truth.
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Oct 10, 2008 16:59:18 GMT -5
Wait, just wondering. By "A Kit's gender" do they mean Kit that's on the 'bloids right now? Yes. XD I just noticed the profile says Female. I thought "Wasn't this supposed to be a universe-exploding mystery?"
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Post by Rider on Oct 29, 2008 11:20:47 GMT -5
Oh. So Goosh IS a sick little man, after all. >D NOW WE CAN LAUGH AT HIM, HAHA, Goosh has never had Peeps before, gwahahakhakhak! That is the scariest laugh I have ever seen. o-0 It reminds me of a dying chicken.
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Post by Rider on Nov 4, 2008 12:06:03 GMT -5
*chuckles* Rest in peace, win streak, stories 354 to 390. Hardly knew ya. Christ Diana that's 36 weeks ![O_o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/browraise.png) that's 8 months! ...that's like a pregnancy!!
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Nov 16, 2008 18:51:46 GMT -5
How is a beehive like a rotten potato? Because they're both gooy? I don't know. Kit/Goosh - Now the title seems to exclude Mac users. Nope! A beehive is a bee-holder, and a beholder is a spectator, and a specked tater is a rotten potato! ... um. Now does my train of thought make sense?
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Post by Rider on Nov 28, 2008 20:43:35 GMT -5
Don't thank me, thank Google!
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Post by Rider on Nov 28, 2008 20:46:19 GMT -5
Hunty... When I grow up I wanna be just like you =D .... If you can call it growing up >.> ...*eyes her Wednesday, 20th of November 2008* So within the course of this day, I completed two homework assignments, earned $91.88, married a couple, proved that Jeremy Irons is made of win, and ruined a life. Gotta say, this is the best day I've had in a while x3
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Post by Rider on Nov 28, 2008 20:46:42 GMT -5
I'm actually hoping this becomes something bigger. Like threads breeding. Breeding. How exactly would that work? Um. The mommy thread meets the daddy thread, and they lock themselves up in a hidden board where the daddy thread puts some of his posts into the mommy thread, and one of daddy's posts will meet one of mommy's posts and they'll merge and grow inside the mommy thread for nine pages before the mommy thread gives birth to the new baby thread.
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Post by Rider on Dec 5, 2008 13:40:13 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Shiva: I'd join if I wasn't worried that someone was gonna start referencing Dr. Horrible... Ahh what the heck. Name: Shiva Appearance: A big black horse... without the cherry tree. Is a demon, though you can't tell by looking at him. Personality: Sarcastic, bitter, sometimes hyperactive and often hungry. Most Notorious For: Eating cats. Evil Laugh: More of a neigh, actually.[/glow] You asked for it... Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse!
He rides across the forum, Shiva the demon horse. He had to join the EvilDoers' group, of course! He'll eat furry personas, and never show remorse-- A weasel, fox, or maybe cat. (I don't take very well to that)
Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse, he's bad!
Evildoers Anonymous is recruiting so beware, we heroes may soon have to face a demon mare! Shiva is really evil, so now we must prepare... (My song is done, I shall now flee so Shiva doesn't come eat me.)*flees*
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Post by KitClairvoyance on Dec 5, 2008 21:44:34 GMT -5
... So no eating Rikku's soul now? ._. ... Why so quick to assume I have a soul? o.0 I met a man wearing a long brown coat in a dark alley one Yuletide eve about seven and a bit years ago. He offered me eternal happiness, riches beyond my wildest dreams or time shares; in the end I traded my soul for his coat. Best deal I ever made! *swishes around happily*
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Post by Rider on Dec 8, 2008 18:15:29 GMT -5
Stal Length: A unit of measurement of post length, abbreviated l S. It is extremely difficult to determine l S accurately by direct measurement, but theoretical models have shown it to be over 9000. According to the modern Theory of Intarweb Relativity, the amount of procrastination needed to increase the length of a post l p by some small amount dl is given by P p=dl*X D/sqrt(1-l p2/l S2), where X D is the lolconstant, and is approximately equal to 1.337 kiloshinies. We see, then, that as l p-->l S, P p-->infinity. As such, it is theoretically impossible for any post to reach l S without dividing by zero. The measure of the effectiveness of a post in a debate is given by F lame=T*l p/l S, where T is Godwin's Constant, a constant with a numerical value of 1, and which is measured in units of Trolls. Therefore, as l p-->l S, F lame-->100%. As such, a post that has l p=l S would be Perfectly Effective. However, this is clearly impossible on the internet, giving further evidence that it is impossible to write a post of the Stal Length. The measurement of the effectiveness of a rebuttal against a post in a debate is given by: O bjection!=W*(1-F lame), where W is Wright's constant, a constant with a numerical value of 1, and which is measured in units of Aces. Therefore, as F lame-->1, O bjection!-->0. It is interesting to note that this relation is completely independent of the length of the rebuttal post. According to some recent theories in Intarwebology, the above formulae for F lame and O bjection! may not hold true for very large values of l p. This is due to a theoretical, but as of yet unobserved effect known as the tl;dr effect. However, this effect is beyond the scope of this lecture, so we will not discuss it any further. Exercises: 1) A post has l p=15. Find P p, F lame, and O bjection!. 2) A post has F lame=0.344. Find l p and O bjection! in terms of l S. 3) (a) A post has length l p<0.5*l S. How much procrastination is needed to increase it to length 2*l p? Express your answer in terms of l p and l S. (Hint: Integrate P p from l p to 2*l p.) (b) Assume l p from part (a) is 0.29*l S. What is P p, expressed numerically?
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Post by Rider on Dec 16, 2008 18:07:14 GMT -5
Next time I should just call Carl NinJung. Or... Chuck Norris! Or if you can't get him, then Woodchuck Norris, the most powerful of woodland creatures!
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