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[flutterbyegrl]

Hello, I'm Flutter! My neopets username is Flutterbyegrl, feel free to send me a neomail.

[char]

Welcome to the NTWF, Flutter! I'm Char!

[ncwidt5895]

Yay^^ You joined!

-waves- I'm Carrie, although you know me XD

Flutter just got her first NT piece published in this issue (And article about the potato dude-- the title slips my mind) and I told her to join^^

[Bacon]

Welcome! I'm Seduphe, but you can call me Bacon. Don't ever get Sockmonk mad. She has a short temper, so be careful.

[elfreak2]

Hello! we're always glad to have new people around here! I'm elfreak, call me however you want!.... I'd tell you the basics, but that's rider's (or Sirius') job; I don't want to meddle with them.

[Deleted]

*Drapes a pretty wreath over you* WELCOMEEEEEEEEEE. I am NSQ ^_______^ It stands for No Silent Quacks. Because it's impossible for you to quack silently! You must quack LOUDLY like QUAAAAAACK! Otherwise you might get attacked by flying dictionaries. They're very violent around this time of the year. *Gives you a plastic pokey stick to poke people with*

[Luna]

Welcome to the NTWF. Word to the wise, if you're not already insane you will be soon. ^_^

[Zylaa]

Welcome, hello, konnichiwa, etc. My name is (you'll never guess) zylaa!
You shall have a good time on the NTWF. This has been commanded of all who join. (Or possibly it hasn't. It doesn't matter)

[scarletrhapsody]

Hiya there! Do enjoy yourself here, and make yourself at home! Oh, I'm Scarlet, by the way, as you can see.

[Squirrelgirl]

Hola Flutter! I'm Squirrel, and welcome to the forum! We're all nuts here! *hands a bag of acorns*

So you wrote an article about potatoes? Okay, now that just pwns. ^_^

[Schefflera]

Welcome from me too, although I haven't been here all that long myself and still feel a bit visitor-ish.

So, um. Does the potato thing indicate a general interest in Meridell, or just that it seemed like a good idea on its own?

[ICKessler]

Welcome. Lucky dog. I never got a plastic pokey stick to poke people with when I was new.

I used to know a joke about potatos.
I had to look it up on google just now...

POTATO JOKE

Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for her.

When it was time, they told Yam about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand, she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

"Tom Brokaw!?"

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just a common tater.

[elfreak2]

ICKessler said:

Welcome. Lucky dog. I never got a plastic pokey stick to poke people with when I was new.

I used to know a joke about potatos.
I had to look it up on google just now...

POTATO JOKE

Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for her.

When it was time, they told Yam about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand, she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

"Tom Brokaw!?"

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just a common tater.

that just PWNS, and will be pwning untill the end of time

[hmlanden]

Heya! Welcome to the NTWF!

I don't do much, except fall off cliffs. That's it. ;D

[sarienne]

Hey! Welcome to the world that is the Writer's forum. I'm sarienne. I haven't been in the Times yet, but one of these days....

Oh, and on the splatterboard, I'm a rabid kleptomaniac, so watch your pockets.