Uh, Hi!

[ruby]

I'll remember all of this... hopefully.

[The Wanderer]

*waits for Rider's inevitable list of things to remember*

I always enjoy that, no matter how many times I see it.

I'm The Wanderer, by the way.

[Rider]

[glow=red,2,300]If Stal's big brother/bartender, Erika's little sister, and NSQ is crazy half-cousin twice removed, then I'm the Aunt who knocks people out with a heavy purse, takes kung-fu and buys everyone cheap birthday presents. ;D We're just one big happy family.

Erm, yeah, welcome. I'm Rider, and I've got three suggestions for you.
1) Don't hurt the Weewoos. We love the Weewoos.
2) Don't put a tune to Keng's welcome song. it will get stuck in your head.
3) If someone tries to sell you a genuine leather Louis Vaton imported from Italy from the back of his pickup truck, run away.

Yes, rule #2 has gotten its second change in as many weeks. I figured it was more important to warn new members about Keng's song than about Sirius's Sirius-ness. ;D Anyway, hope you enjoy your stay here, Ruby.[/glow]

[Stal]

*backing his pickup truck to the thread* ;D

Rider- said:

[glow=red,2,300]
3) If someone tries to sell you a genuine leather Louis Vaton imported from Italy from the back of his pickup truck, run away.[/glow]

>.>

<.<

;-;

Fine then. *drives off instead*

[The Wanderer]

Rider- said:

[glow=red,2,300]If Stal's big brother/bartender, Erika's little sister, and NSQ is crazy half-cousin twice removed, then I'm the Aunt who knocks people out with a heavy purse, takes kung-fu and buys everyone cheap birthday presents. ;D We're just one big happy family.

Erm, yeah, welcome. I'm Rider, and I've got three suggestions for you.
1) Don't hurt the Weewoos. We love the Weewoos.
2) Don't put a tune to Keng's welcome song. it will get stuck in your head.
3) If someone tries to sell you a genuine leather Louis Vaton imported from Italy from the back of his pickup truck, run away.

Yes, rule #2 has gotten its second change in as many weeks. I figured it was more important to warn new members about Keng's song than about Sirius's Sirius-ness. ;D Anyway, hope you enjoy your stay here, Ruby.[/glow]

Personally, I think you should warn everyone away from Sirius, Heck, even I need to be reminded of that from time to time...

[ruby]

Rider- said:

[glow=red,2,300]

2) Don't put a tune to Keng's welcome song. it will get stuck in your head.[/glow]

There's a welcome song? Sweet.

[HTML Has Respawned]

Ruby said:

There's a welcome song? Sweet.

[glow=blue,2,300]Sweet? Ah, yeah, you'll enjoy it...until it haunts your dreams.

Anywho, welcome to the NTWF! Come in, make friends, and, go with teh flow.

*insane people come in bouncing on hammer drills*

Yeah, go with teh flow. *hands you a hammer drill*[/glow]

[Rider]

HTML said:

[glow=blue,2,300]Sweet? Ah, yeah, you'll enjoy it...until it haunts your dreams.[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Or nightmares. ;D[/glow]

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Stal said:

Not to say that you have to abandon all sanity or whatever. That's only required for venturing into the Splatterboard. The sign above the door says something like "Abandon thou sanity all ye who enter ($.50 non-refundable deposit fee)"

Some sanity isn't going to prevent you from fitting in at all or anything...

I lost 20 dollars just by returning there. XD

Hmmm....how come I put a crappy tune to Kengs song yet I can't even remember the song without having to think? 0o

[Kat]

Hello Ruby. My name is Kat, and I'm a sorceress. If you are ever bothered by anyone...even some crazy jelly llama, feel free to call on me and I'll handle the job with my wand and insane magical abilities.

Listen to Rider.

Whatever you do, DO NOT harm the Meepits. They eat pants.

Have fun in the insanity!

And guys, please don't be too hasty on the new member, 'kay? ^_^ You guys weren't hasty on me when I was a new kid around here.

[tennmagpie]

During your stay here, there is a chance that you may meet up with either a rainbow Uni with an odd red glow or a red Zafara with green eyes and a chip on her shoulder. Should you see either of them, run away as fast as you can.

[ruby]

HTML said:

[glow=blue,2,300]Sweet? Ah, yeah, you'll enjoy it...until it haunts your dreams.

Anywho, welcome to the NTWF! Come in, make friends, and, go with teh flow.

*insane people come in bouncing on hammer drills*

Yeah, go with teh flow. *hands you a hammer drill*[/glow]

*starts bouncing around wildly on hammer drill* Wheeeeeeeeee.... ^^

[samman322]

I know someone whose name is Ruby on Neopets who's 13 also... She's in my Guild.

[Kengplant]

*takes a deep breath*



In short welcome!

PPv2> Hiya! I'm petpet version 2. (the screal in the siggy)

But you don't need to really know PPv2. Just ignore the green pixeled bug.

[Kengplant]

Rider- said:

[glow=red,2,300]If Stal's big brother/bartender, Erika's little sister, and NSQ is crazy half-cousin twice removed, then I'm the Aunt who knocks people out with a heavy purse, takes kung-fu and buys everyone cheap birthday presents. ;D We're just one big happy family.

Erm, yeah, welcome. I'm Rider, and I've got three suggestions for you.
1) Don't hurt the Weewoos. We love the Weewoos.
2) Don't put a tune to Keng's welcome song. it will get stuck in your head.
3) If someone tries to sell you a genuine leather Louis Vaton imported from Italy from the back of his pickup truck, run away.

Yes, rule #2 has gotten its second change in as many weeks. I figured it was more important to warn new members about Keng's song than about Sirius's Sirius-ness. ;D Anyway, hope you enjoy your stay here, Ruby.[/glow]

What about the trademark thing? ;D