Welcome to the Splatterboard, the place for the NTWF's most oddball threads that don't quite seem to fit anywhere else. While it's one of the forum's boards with more leeway, there are still a few things to keep in mind. -This board isn't meant to be serious. It's for goofing off and having fun. The Tabloid rivalries and battles should not be taken seriously, it's all just fun and games (or should be, at least). -Nevertheless, respect others. If someone asks you to drop a subject, do so. -In other words, have fun and let others have fun too.
Dramatis Personae The Splatterboard's handy-dandy file cabinet for storing info on your forum persona and recording any changes with it. Note that all 'bloidal relationships should come with the other party's consent (as in, if you want to marry/adopt/disown someone, make sure they a) know about it and b) are okay with it. Otherwise you can expect some general denial and drama. Not necessarily a bad thing as far as the Tabloids go, but still.)