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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 1, 2005 18:48:54 GMT -5
So, I'm carrying a bag full of pears to the car, and a single pear falls out of the bag...
Me: *Yelling at pear on the ground* Screw you!
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Post by Rider on Sept 1, 2005 19:00:09 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]XDD Y'know, Ely, I'm glad I'm not the only one who talks about this place like it's real. My friends think I'm a total dweeb. It's great. XD
I was at a party with my friend Kyle, (Waterboy711) and we were making these jokes about white Weewoos. (His friends must have thoguht we were perverted, insane, or both, because the word "Weewoo" has some interesting meanings.)[/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2005 20:18:03 GMT -5
*in math class*
Me: I don't understand this problem. Mrs. Maly: *goes through a long winded explination about how you multiply and divide to find the value of x* Me: I still don't get it.
*at lunch* Me: *takes a bite of apple pie filling* This tastes like apple pie...
*at volleyball practice* Coach Schneiber: I've named my kneepads! Akneeta and Paddy! Anna: That was a real kneepad slapper!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2005 20:30:04 GMT -5
Dad: *trying to cook dinner* I hate this pot! Me: Switch to cocaine.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2005 20:34:27 GMT -5
Me: Why shouldn't people sniff Coke? Parents: *gagchoke* Me: Do the ice cubes get stuck up your nose?
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Post by rmuecke on Sept 2, 2005 19:36:35 GMT -5
Muahahahaha, more of 'em! These are from the Adelaide Royal Show.
Me: I want to do something. My ex-babysitter Ingrid: Sure, what do you want to do? Me: I dunno... Ingrid: Want to go on the merry-go-round? Me: No... Ingrid: Want to look at show cows? Me: No... Ingrid: Want to go pat animals? Me: No... Ingrid: Well, what DO you wanna do? Me: I dunno, just something...
(I guess you had to be there.)
(Later, after me and my friend Vic had met each other, we went on the ghost train together. We were in a 2-person car with another one attached. The second one had a pretend Frakenstein in it) Me: Hey, look, there's Frankenstein behind us! Vic: Hey Franky!
(In the tunnel) Me: Aaaargh! Vic: Eeeeeek! Me: Nooooo! Vic: Waaaah! Me: Mooooo! Vic: Baaaaa!
(we heard a low scream) Vic: Was that you Bec? Me: Noooo... was it you? Vic: Noooo... Both of us: *scream*
(Still in the tunnel) Vic: *screams* Me: OMG something touched my hair! *screams* Vic: OMG look at that skeleton! *screams* Me: Aaargh look at that giant spider! *screams* Vic: I'm officially freaked out now!
(At the end there's this guy in a mask who jumps out at you. Anyway, we were both freaked out and screamed our heads off) Vic: You FREAK!!!
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Post by Elcie on Sept 2, 2005 22:35:37 GMT -5
This isn't exactly something that a person said, but it's still funny. Last year, I was in band and it was really, really, REALLY basic and boring for people like me, Dani, or Kala who had already been playing several years. So - get this - our director made us watch this video about how to read music. - -; Luckily, we did get a few laughs out of it.
Video: And if you can't remember everything, don't worry. Your How to Read Music Video never gets tired of repeating itself. Me and Dani: *facepalm* heeheeheeeee....
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 3, 2005 11:45:57 GMT -5
Character on Inuyasha: All the villagers were slashed to pieves and burned alive! Me: Wait... slashed to pieces AND burned alive? How would you manage that? Adam: Maybe they were slashed into pieces, but stayed alive just long enough to be burned? Me: Or maybe they lit swords on fire....
In went on like that.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2005 11:48:13 GMT -5
Mom: Alright, who messed up the playroom again? Me: It's all Crystal's fault!
Reddy and I: We're two halves of the whole idiot!
Me: Jah! There's a chicken on my head! Spoof: Oh noes!
TV: *End credits of What You Want* Me: I hope Fanning the Flames is up next! Brother: Nah, they're probably gonna play Memory Blank. TV: *plays Fanning the Flames* Me: Ooh, I called it.
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Post by Kitties on Sept 3, 2005 16:40:11 GMT -5
*I'm holding my friend's chihuahua under my arm and a glass of Coke in my other hand and talking about one of my teachers* Kasey: You look like Lindsay Lohan. Chelsea: Does Lindsay Lohan have a dog? Alyssa: No, that's Paris Hilton. Kasey: But Lindsay has one too, right? Brooke: I'm pretty sure that she does. Alyssa: No! She doesn't have one! Kasey: How do you know? Me: So yeah, Mrs. Fenton was totally evil to me in Computers today. Kasey: ....what?
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Post by Gav on Sept 4, 2005 11:07:18 GMT -5
*dinner time*
Sister: *eats a piece of chicken* Mm, chickeny... *eats a piece of fish* Mm, fishy.... *takes a bite out of a bun* Yum, bunny... Me: 0_o
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Post by ♥ Zav on Sept 4, 2005 13:10:50 GMT -5
Not very funny... but heh..
Me talking to my friend on MSN and viewing webcam. Friend: So how have you been? Me: Well.. I seemed to have frozen... o.O Friend: Huh? Me: Look at the webcam... Friend: Oh yeah... Me: And I can only type, the mouse won't move... o.O Ok, wait a mi- (Cuts off as I turn off the computer and switch it back on again.) Me: Hey, I am back! *computer freezes again* (I repeat this a few times) Me: Ok, screw this... I am going to do my homework-
Ta da! I wish I did that earlier... I wasted about 20mins of my time... -shrug- He thought it was funny... ^^
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This happened yesterday. Dad: Rachel! The video players i set up now! Me: Ok! I will be down in a minute! (I start to reply to something on the NTWF) Dad (10mins later) : Hurry up! Me: *Runs downstairs* Sorry, I forgot *innocent eyes*
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Post by Rachel on Sept 5, 2005 14:14:05 GMT -5
Me: How can water beat fire? Wait....whoops ;D
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 5, 2005 14:35:01 GMT -5
Dad: *Jokingly yelling to someone in another car* GET A HAIRCUT!! Other guy: SHAVE!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2005 19:42:57 GMT -5
Ray: *reads The Shoyru Tamer* *starts cracking up at one point* Me: Let me guess. Curse's first appearance? The letter I wrote? Angel and Duel's conversation? Or D, all of the above? Ray: D. *keeps on laughing*
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