Just an ordinary conversation between me and Rain via instant message:
Rain: Oh, the ball we use in P.E. for whatever that game is called.. it's in the conspiracy with the Meepits and the Weewoos.
Me: Oh, really? XD
Me: I KNEW IT. They're gonna send it to Sloth as a prank package, and then he's going to be so distracted that he'll accidentally push the Big Red Button, and then all of Neopia will A SPLODE!!!
Rain: YES. It is! The first three times I served, I missed. EVIL I TELL YOU. *capslock'd*
Rain: o-o;; Yeah, I was afraid of that.
Rain: On the other hand, I told Sarah about the Fluffy White Kitten's (FWK) adventures. "So Kyo and the FWK got married and they snogged passionately." "o-o;;"
Me: XDDD Funny, I told Julia a bit about them too. Got practically the same reaction.
Rain: Yeah. I also told her about the Hatori thing. I think that was worse, somehow.
Me: And Grandma and I have seen up to episode 13! ^_^ Heh, she absolutely despises Akito by now. >D
Rain: >3 Good. *sends the Meepits to gnaw on his head*
Me: Oh, and I told Julia about my Yuki pic that I did and she was like "o-o;; Yeah, turning that in would be a bad idea..."
I didn't even tell her the details, just that he was shirtless, and she guessed that knowing me, there would be blood too. ^_^;;;
Me: *smells* Ahhhh, Goldie smells so goooood. <3 I BET YUKI SMELLS LIKE THAT.
Me: *cough* Okay. That was random.
Rain:
.....No, Shigure would smell like that. Not Yuki.
Me: YES HE WOULD! Shigure wouldn't smell as adorable and sweet. *nodnod*
Rain: So that means that Goldie is Yuki's cousin twice removed? Cuz' that means that she couldn't marry Shigure. =(
Me: No, she just smells the same. ^_^
Me: And if Kagura could mary Kyo...
Me: *marry
Rain: This is getting really wrong really fast. XD
Rain: Kyo smells like Yuki and Cookies combined. Ohyeah.
Me:
;;;;;
Rain: Thus he smells like Giving.
Me: If I know him, he'd hate to smell anything like Yuki.
Me: Wha... Giving smells like Yuki?!
Rain: The Cookies cover it up. ^_^
Me: ...
Rain: XDXDDD
Me: This conversation is really weird. XDDDDDDDd
Me: *D
Rain: Giving smells like Cookies.
Rain: XD Yeah. This is fun!
Rain: Okay. Here's what I think. Yuki smells like Goldie. Giving smells like Yuki except the cookie smell covers it up. Kyo smells like Giving. ....So what does Goldie smell like?
Me: Sweet and preeetty. ^_^ *brick'd*
Me: But really...
Rain: Yuki shouldn't smell like her. He's a boy. He should smell like...
;; Actually, I think I'm going too far there. I don't know what he smells like and I don't want to find out.
Me: Like... Xavier? Actually, I admit, Xavier smelled really good.... ^_^;;;;
Rain:
;;;
Me: You never got close enough to smell him.
Me: No, don't worry, I didn't go around sniffing him...
Rain: ...No, I don't think I did.
And, that would've been funny.
You: *sniff* Mmmmmm..!!
Xavier:
;;;;;; Go away!
You: *sniiiiiiiif* ^________^ Mmmm...
Rain: **sniiiiiff*
Me: XDDDD
Rain: Still, if you didn't just go around sniffing him, how..?
Me: If I passed him in the halls and got squished, I could smell him. ^_^ That happened a lot. O happy day.
Rain: XDDDD
Rain: What about Tyler?
Me: He smelled the same. *shrug*
Rain: Hmm. I bet they get old and hairy really soon. *sage nod* ..Okay, I admit that was random.
Me: Yes, it was. XDXD
Rain: *listens to Zekiu's music*
Rain: I think... we could make a better plot for Neopets.
Me: definitely.
Rain: I still want the Sloth plot. =( I think it had more potential. Don't you?
Me: Yes. But everyone thought this one had potential, too.
Rain: Eh, yeah. Still. Space. And Sloth. *nod* Still... a plot on Roo Island wouldn't be all that bad.
Me: Now THAT would be random. XD
Rain: Yeah! Or Kiko Lake. Or Jelly Wor--*smote*
Me: =D=D JELLY WORLD PLOT! XDDD *attack'd by filters*
Rain: =DD YEAH. Or a plot with Hannah, Sloth, a shirtless Kanrik, return of Masila, Tomos, Darigan, the Three, the Darkest Faerie, and Gorix? ^________^
Me: Too... much...
Rain: ^_^
Rain: Well, perhaps only the Three, Hannah, Sloth, and Masila. The best from a lot of plots, no?
Me: Yeah! ^____^
Me: And then shirtless Yuki - okay, now that's asking a bit much, but we can write pwnsome crossover fanfics and stick him in somehow!
Rain: Still.. shirtless Kanrik.. <3
Rain: XDDD Yeah!
Rain: He can be a in Beautiful Men contest with Kanrik and Sloth! All in their shorts. =D
Me: *ish chewing on her whip*
Akito: T_T How do you expect me to torture anyone with that?!
Yuki:
OHNO. Akito plus Elcie slobber... not good...
Me:
XDDDDDD And the Drenched go mad.
Rain: XDXD Yeah!
Drenched: Shiny!
Yuki: I thought we'd done this already..?!
Me: XDDDDDDD
Rain: Or, no. Yuki didn't do it. Shigure just told him. X that. Hmm. *thinks*
Rain: Oooh, here we go!
Drenched: Shiny!
Yuki: I'm not shiny.
Drenched: *glance around and nod* No, you're shiny alright. No doubt. Shiiiiiny.
Yuki:
;;
Kanrik: Yo! I'm da' shiny man! ^_^
Drenched: -_- You're not shiny. Nope. DISQUALIFIED.
Sloth: ..I'm not shiny either. See? I'm hairy.
Drenched: EYES. BUUUUUUUUURN. *runs away*
Yuki: So. How do we get out of these manacles?
Kanrik: I dunno. But I'm shiny.
Sloth: Yeah. I'm hairy.
Yuki: *muttering* Idiots.
Me: XDDDDDDD