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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Nov 21, 2005 19:08:12 GMT -5
Mom: PATRICK! DON’T LET ME SEE THAT ****ING PURPLE SCREEN AGAIN! (referring to the NTWF) Me: I won’t! *changes skin to Phoenix*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2005 21:44:11 GMT -5
Brian: I broke-ded my nose!
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Post by joecool2 on Nov 21, 2005 22:50:29 GMT -5
Mom: PATRICK! DON’T LET ME SEE THAT ****ING PURPLE SCREEN AGAIN! (referring to the NTWF) Me: I won’t! *changes skin to Phoenix* =O Your mom cusses?
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Post by Elcie on Nov 22, 2005 13:23:51 GMT -5
Sophie: There is no spoon. XD That's a line from Bleedman's comic, and Ray and I say that ALL the time during lunch. Isn't that from the Matrix originally? Or something? *has never seen the Matrix and probably doesn't know what she's talking about* But yes, that's what Rain and I were talking about when we were going "There is no chicken!" Halfway... the other half was Furuba-related, naturally. XP Matt: Nobody expects a dog and a cat to go to the bathroom the same way! Bonnie: My sister isn't as pretty as me. Haha. Mrs. Dorsey: Aww, I think your sister's attractive. David: =O You think her sister's attractive? You perv! Thinking highschool girls are attractive!
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Nov 22, 2005 16:40:00 GMT -5
Mom: PATRICK! DON’T LET ME SEE THAT ****ING PURPLE SCREEN AGAIN! (referring to the NTWF) Me: I won’t! *changes skin to Phoenix* =O Your mom cusses? Huh? Yeah! Like there's no tomorrow!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2005 18:25:59 GMT -5
Me: Hey Sarah, are you okay? Sarah: Yeah. I just got back from watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Me: New or old? Sarah: New. Me: That movie isn't that bad. Sarah: It is if you've watch it three times in a row. Like chocolate, you can only have so much of it. *walks off*
Matt: Is there like nobody in this class who isn't watching Twister with us? Me: Sarah's disappeared. Tommy: THAT SISSY!
Me: Ray, Patrick posted a picture of himself when he was younger last night. I swear, he looked SO much like Charlie and Joshua, it wasn't even funny. Ray: Hmmm... My brothers are sneaking onto the NTWF... And Charlie's grounded! BUSTED. Me: *facepalm*
Emma: *walks up to Jimmy with her hands shaped like a cup* Spare a piece of gum for the poor?
Olivia: *whispers something to Emma* Emma: *whispers something to Olivia* Katie: omg WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ;__; TELL MEEE!!
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Nov 22, 2005 19:28:23 GMT -5
Me: Hey Sarah, are you okay? Sarah: Yeah. I just got back from watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Me: New or old? Sarah: New. Me: That movie isn't that bad. Sarah: It is if you've watch it three times in a row. Like chocolate, you can only have so much of it. *walks off* Matt: Is there like nobody in this class who isn't watching Twister with us? Me: Sarah's disappeared. Tommy: THAT SISSY! Me: Ray, Patrick posted a picture of himself when he was younger last night. I swear, he looked SO much like Charlie and Joshua, it wasn't even funny. Ray: Hmmm... My brothers are sneaking onto the NTWF... And Charlie's grounded! BUSTED. Me: *facepalm* Emma: *walks up to Jimmy with her hands shaped like a cup* Spare a piece of gum for the poor? Olivia: *whispers something to Emma* Emma: *whispers something to Olivia* Katie: omg WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ;__; TELL MEEE!! Glad to know ye talk about me
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Post by Cow-winkle on Nov 22, 2005 20:58:24 GMT -5
Student: I forgot my calculator! Mr McKinnon: When you go to a drive in movie, do you forget your car?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2005 21:00:52 GMT -5
Me: Hey Sarah, are you okay? Sarah: Yeah. I just got back from watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Me: New or old? Sarah: New. Me: That movie isn't that bad. Sarah: It is if you've watch it three times in a row. Like chocolate, you can only have so much of it. *walks off* Matt: Is there like nobody in this class who isn't watching Twister with us? Me: Sarah's disappeared. Tommy: THAT SISSY! Me: Ray, Patrick posted a picture of himself when he was younger last night. I swear, he looked SO much like Charlie and Joshua, it wasn't even funny. Ray: Hmmm... My brothers are sneaking onto the NTWF... And Charlie's grounded! BUSTED. Me: *facepalm* Emma: *walks up to Jimmy with her hands shaped like a cup* Spare a piece of gum for the poor? Olivia: *whispers something to Emma* Emma: *whispers something to Olivia* Katie: omg WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ;__; TELL MEEE!! Glad to know ye talk about me Are you kidding? I talk about EVERYONE all the time. ^__^
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2005 21:05:54 GMT -5
Mom: Hey Sammy, look at this. 'World's Ugliest Dog dies at 14-years-old'. Me: What did it look like? Mom: Uh, here. Here's a picture. *clicks a link* Me: HOLY steamy dung!
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Post by Cow-winkle on Nov 22, 2005 23:02:08 GMT -5
Mom: Hey Sammy, look at this. 'World's Ugliest Dog dies at 14-years-old'. Me: What did it look like? Mom: Uh, here. Here's a picture. *clicks a link* Me: HOLY steamy dung! Speaking of... that particular phrase... This was in grade 6. Me: Okay, I'll do the long division. *Writes down the numbers very quickly* Casey: *Watching how quickly I could do it* HOLY ((Well, you get the idea))
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2005 23:57:09 GMT -5
Mom: Hey Sammy, look at this. 'World's Ugliest Dog dies at 14-years-old'. Me: What did it look like? Mom: Uh, here. Here's a picture. *clicks a link* Me: HOLY steamy dung! Mom: OH MY GOD. Erika, look at this dog. This was the ugliest dog in the world for 3 years. Erika:...HE'S BEAUTIFUL. T_____T Erika: OH! And call Ellie tonight! Make sure she hasn't died, been decapitated, or probed by aliens! And if she has, YOU WILL DIE. >=O Mildred: 0__o *SQUEEEEEEEAK!* Erika: *Turns.* why the fail? Girl behind me (She looks like an Allison, but I don't think that's her name...): What? It was the book? Mkaelka: NO! It was ITCHY! =D Mickey: No, it was ERIKA! Erika :why the fail? o_0 *I STILL have no clue what's going on.* Erika: omg LOOK AT MY LOCKER ISN'T IT SEXEH!?! Mildred: Yeeeeees. YOUR LOCKER IS A SEXY. Erika: I LOVE YOU SEXY LOCKER!!! ;_____; (I do this all the time with everything, and I bet everyone thinks I'm a gizmosexual now. XDDDDDDD)
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Post by Cow-winkle on Nov 23, 2005 10:46:35 GMT -5
Piano Teacher: I'm lending you this CD, and you have to bring it back safely. Don't let it out of your sight. If it's in the middle of the road and a car is coming, throw yourself in front of it!
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Me: Hey, Adam, you know that thing? Adam: The final boss in Final Fantasy IV? Me: Precisely!
Guess you had to be there for that one.
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We were playing a game in a drama class in which you write down some crazy, random lines, and the actors have to use them in a scene.
Josh: That's it! I'm outta here! Adam: Go! But one more thing... *reads line*... Did I ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Nov 23, 2005 14:16:47 GMT -5
Glad to know ye talk about me Are you kidding? I talk about EVERYONE all the time. ^__^ That's... reassuring...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2005 16:28:52 GMT -5
Johanna: So Sammy, what're you going to do for Thanksgiving? Me: Eh, not that much. My grandpa's over and that's pretty much it. But last year rocked. Johanna: Oh? Me: Yah. Ray and his family came over for it. We started a riot in Runescape, and we threatened my mom to drink soda all night. Oh, here comes Ray. Hopefully he'll remember the joke. *turns to Ray* Tell us where the secret passages are or we'll drink caffeine all night! Ray: ... *walks away* Me: Okay, so maybe he forgot. Johanna: Or he hates you. Me: That too.
Me: *to Katie* Okay, so the D.E.A.R. books are inside that classroom, but I'll have to go past my crush to get them. Katie: Go get 'em, tiger! *pushes me inside* Me: Nyik!
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