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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2005 19:48:16 GMT -5
Mrs. Speciale: So, did everyone study for the test? Ray: What test? Mrs. Speciale: Well, that explains that.
Me: *is playing Lucy, a vampire in the play in Reading class* Justin: *is playing Arthur, Lucy's fiance when she was alive* Me: *it comes to my part* *looks at my line, which says 'Arthur, my love! Kiss me!* ...Do I REALLY have to say this? Class: *looks at the line* XDDDDD
Mrs. Speciale: Wow, it's so quiet in here you could hear a pin drop. Me: *drops my pencil on the floor* Mrs. Speciale: Well, close enough.
Ray: Hey Sammy, you wanna know a good way to get on Johanna's mom's good side? Say *something in Spanish* to her. Johanna: *starts laughing* It means 'you're really pretty'. Me: Yeah? And then Mr. Sierra would come and beat the crap out of you. Steven: I'd say to Mrs. Sierra *something in Spanish* Johanna: *falls off the monkey bars laughing* Me: What? What did he say? Steven: 'Suck my balls'. Ray: Even in another language, he's rude.
Mrs. C.: Connor, sit down por favor. Patrick: You're speaking Spanish in a French classroom? Garland: And YOU'RE speaking English in a French classroom? Patrick: Good point.
Patrick: OHMIGOD! I'VE BEEN HURT! ASIAN DOWN, ASIAN DOWN! *sorry if this offends anyone, but that's what he said*
Mr. P.: *speaks into a microphone without being seen* Hello? Noreen: HOLY CRAP IT'S GOD!
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Post by Cow-winkle on Nov 8, 2005 23:41:18 GMT -5
Ben: Do you remember who won "The Apprentice" last year? Adam: I remember it was a woman... Me: Ah, okay. Adam: ... but that's because the only contestants left were women.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2005 6:28:01 GMT -5
Mkaela: Here's a picture of me when I was 3... Erika: Awwww....you were so cute back then! Why aren't you cute now?
Mildred: But Al is a big robot thing! Erika: You know, every time you call Al a robot, God shoots a cat. You've called Al a robot 5 or 6 times now... Mildred: Well, in that case...Al is a robot, Al is a robot, Al is a ro-wait a second, I LIKE kitties! ;___;
Erika: OMG PEYTON WHY WEREN'T YOU AT MY HOUSE YESTERDAY!?! Peyton: I don't know where you live... Erika: But, you're my friend, you should've been with me in my time of need... Peyton: Oh, you were sick yesterday right? I'M SORRY!!! ;___; Erika: It's fine, it's fine, just send me a fruit basket of some sort today... (We were yelling in a full hallway; it was actually kinda funny...)
Mildred: OK PEOPLE. ERIKA WANTS YOU TO YELL AT HER BECAUSE SHE IS HAVING TROUBLE HEARING!!! Some random dude (that I don't know): HI!!!!! Us:...why the fail? o_0
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Post by Gail on Nov 10, 2005 20:45:07 GMT -5
In spanish class, there was an assignment where we were naming different professions ans someone named "oveja" (that means sheep...)
And someone attempted to use all the vocab words in their spanish speech... and it ended up translating to something like
My ideal friends do my chores and go with me to the Altiplano (plateau thing in Bolivia I think) My ideal friends and I eat fast food in a mountain range. An ideal friend can be a neighbor, farmer, or an Amaryan but is not an engineer.
Really random and kinda funny
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Post by Elcie on Nov 12, 2005 15:54:46 GMT -5
Me: Of course, whether or not I rigged the game is yet to be discovered. *cough* Rain: What?!Me: Huh? Rain: You raped the game?! Me: XDDDDDDDD No! Rain: What did you SAY?! Me: Rigged! Rain: xDDDDDD!! Rob: Now, I bet nobody can guess the first announcement. Jake: ROB IS PREGNANT! Rob: Nope! That's the fifth announcement. Me: THE MAFIA'S ON A FIELD TRIP! ((long story XD)) Rain: So technically, there is no chicken. Me: *snrk* That sounds like... Rain: "There is no chicken!" "Nuuuu! Not KFC!!!"
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Post by Elcie on Nov 18, 2005 13:01:32 GMT -5
*revive* >D
David: You're such a dumb blonde, Bonnie. Mrs. Dorsey: David, don't call little Bonnie dumb! David: Heheh! You're little! Bonnie: That just means I'm not fat! Ha! David: I'm a big David! Bonnie: Little David... David: BIG! I'm the Big D! Bonnie: Well then, you're fat. From now on I'm calling you Fatty D.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2005 21:50:51 GMT -5
Vikki: Oh god. I think I'm seeing birds. Me: NO! They're supposed to be stars! STARS!
Johanna: *draws a baby Dan Phantom on my paper* Me: *after looking at it* why the fail?! You are one freak of the freakiest freak freak dimension!
Me: *to Adam* Is it still hurting? Adam: Hell yeah. *inside joke'd*
*while we're playing a game* Robert: Bang! Me: *at Adam* BANG! Garland: darn it, I didn't duck! You shot me in the head!
*in French class* Me: What's 'zut'?! Jen: It says it means 'darn' in the glossary. Me: Oh, so when I saw 'zut' I mean 'darn it'? Melissa: I'd prefer it more to 'f***'.
Me: *after JD walks into the store after me* What took you so long? JD: *glare*
That one's an inside joke, too. XD
Garland: Yes. Patrick: No. Garland: Yes! Patrick: No! Garland: YES! Patrick: NO! Garland: YES! Patrick: I'm asian.
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Post by william on Nov 20, 2005 4:27:45 GMT -5
In English, Tim was doing a talk about a famous sportsman.
Boy: Where did he come from? Tim: California - no, wait, Canadia. Teacher: *in patronizing voice* Ca-na-da?
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Post by ecicca on Nov 20, 2005 4:44:07 GMT -5
Garland: Yes. Patrick: No. Garland: Yes! Patrick: No! Garland: YES! Patrick: NO! Garland: YES! Patrick: I'm asian. Haha. That reminds me of this guy I know, and at lunchtime he kept saying stuff like "I need a crisp because I'm Asian." "No, because I'm Asian!" XDXDXD. (Yeah, he is Asian)
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Post by Cow-winkle on Nov 20, 2005 13:30:34 GMT -5
Me: Time doesn't exist! Space exists! Adam: Well, I'm gonna take some TIME to wash up. Me: You mean you'll take some SPACE to watch up! Adam: Did you say "WATCH" up? Me: Yeah, but I meant WASH up. Adam: But you said WATCH up! Me: Are you gonna wash up or not?!
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Post by Elcie on Nov 21, 2005 18:15:21 GMT -5
Dad: *to my mom after her windshield was replaced* You're gonna have fun driving your car this week... you'll get high from all the fumes in there.
*referring to the apparently rather explicit video that our biology teacher decided not to show us...* Mrs. Cloud: If it helps, it was Swedish... Joseph: ...? Mrs. Cloud: Their culture is really... um... loose. With, ah, stuff... Joseph: ah. Ahhhhhh.
*everyone in the class is giggling whenever the video says "sex" (always in such context as "sex chromosomes" or "sex cells")* Mrs. Cloud: This is making me glad I didn't show the Swedish one.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2005 18:20:21 GMT -5
My school does a TV-show news thing each morning. This morning:
*images of a cute fuzzy kitten romping around and being adorable*
Message at bottom: Watch the Rocket Report or the kitten gets it.
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Nov 21, 2005 18:25:17 GMT -5
Elcie, that reminds me. We were talking about district sects.
Teacher: "The state of Whateveritwas has how many sects? I love how you all, every single one of you, look up when I say that word. Sects! Sects! Se-k-tsss! Pronounce it right! SEX-whoops!"
xD
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2005 19:03:20 GMT -5
Ray: Maaaan... Mrs. Speciale's taking too long. Class is going to be over by the time she gets to me! Me: No, class is going to be over by the time she gets to ME! And I'm next!
Me: darn it, I can't find JD anywhere. I swear, I TOLD him not to go to the store... Mrs. Scionti: Alright everyone, settle down. Now, as you know, if you were to get an F on your report card, you were cut from the play. Me: Ah steamy dung. I think I know what happened to JD. Mrs. Scionti: We lost Joe. Me: *facepalm* Chistian: Hah. Sammy lost her boyfriend. Me: He's NOT my boyfriend. He's my FRIEND.
Ms. Scionti: Okay, so Marissa, when Gloriana says that line, I wan't your emotion to be like that. Marissa: Which one? Ms. Scionti: Uh, 'you brought this parlay...' Something like that. Me: 'You sought this parlay, not us. State your purpose.' Chistian: darn, you know Lauren's lines pretty good! Lauren: You could be my understudy. Me: Actually, that's really the only line I remember. ^_^;
Dad: I'm going to take the CD to copy it for Sammy. Me: And me.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2005 19:06:53 GMT -5
Sophie: There is no spoon. XD That's a line from Bleedman's comic, and Ray and I say that ALL the time during lunch.
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