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Post by Cow-winkle on Oct 29, 2005 12:42:53 GMT -5
Mom: We'll get the lasagna thawed out, then we'll put it in the microwave... Me: Sounds like a well "thawed out" plan. Mom: Come closer so I can hit you.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2005 15:05:35 GMT -5
Yesterday:
Teacher: What are some sounds you can hear in the rain? Student: Wind? Teacher: Yes! Let's all make wind noises! Class (including me): Whoooosh! Whooooosh! Me: SUPER MAAAN!
Teacher: Now, let's make animal noises. Class: *hoooooowwwwl..... howwwwl.....* Me: Hooooowwwl...... MOOOOOOOOO! Hooooowwwwlll.... MOOOOO!
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Post by william on Oct 29, 2005 15:08:13 GMT -5
My sister: I'm cold My mum: You're probably cold because you're tired, so go to bed.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2005 15:24:32 GMT -5
*last night at the dance*
Me: *talking to Ray and Adam* That grinding stuff is gross and sick. What ever happened to the old fash - *notices Justin grinding with Cathrine* OMG JUSTIN! *falls over* Ray and Adam: XDDDD Me: *shoots up* IF EITHER OF YOU TWO EVER TRY TO GRIND WITH ME, YOU WON'T LIVE TO THE NEXT DAY!
Justin: *to Adam* Your brother is a fag. Me: Why do you state the obvious?
Makayla: Come with me, a 9th grader wants to dance with you! Me: Ying? *drag'd*
*today* Me: *sees the newest book of ASOUE* Ying! *tries to say the title* The pumlite... The pummelimate... The - darn it, I CAN'T EVEN PRONOUCE THE FREAKING TITLE!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2005 15:33:44 GMT -5
Me: If you could be any Spice Girl, which would you be? Leanne: Ginger Spice. Leanne: But when she quit I would be Posh Spice.
Dylan: I made a LiveJournal for the Pope.
Jake: darn it, Chaucer, you are too good!
Jake: Dude how was your game last night? Me: Ugh, we friggin' lost by like 18 points. Jake: Did you do a touchdown lateral throw chunky? Me: That's not even a play. Manager: Guys, we have customers.
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Post by Elcie on Oct 29, 2005 22:49:58 GMT -5
Today I went to the Harvest Festival with Rain... it was lots of fun... this will probably not make sense if you haven't seen/read Fruits Basket. ^^;
Rain: *runs ahead* Let's go into the corn maze! Me: *out of shape and struggling to keep up; also wearing a jacket like Akito's and carrying a long plastic string... thing* Wait up! Remember, I'm a sickly weakling head of the family, so you have to make allowances for me. Rain: Then who am I? Me: ...Yuki! ^_^ Rain: Then that means I'm terrified at the sight of you. And you have to whip me. Me: Okay then. *chases Rain around hitting her with the string* Rain: Aah! Akito's after me! No wait, I change my mind, I'm Kyo. Me: Then I'm Kagura. KYOOOO! ^_^ Rain: GAAH! **later** Rain: Actually, I think I'm like Momiji... Me: Does that mean I'm Hatori trying to "keep an eye on you?" Rain: ¬¬; Well then... TRY AND CATCH ME! HAHA! Me: Hey, get back here! Now I'm Akito. I'M THE HEAD OF YOUR FAMILY, SO YOU'D BETTER COME BACK! **later** Me: Maybe I had the wrong approach. I should have been like "Momiji, it's me, Tohru!!"
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Post by Elcie on Nov 2, 2005 7:29:12 GMT -5
More Furuba-ness... except Julia doesn't even watch Fruits Basket, this is all from what I've told her since I'm an obsessed little freak. ^^ Talking about our ebil science teacher...
Me: You know, I think that Mrs. Cloud is in league with Akito! Julia: Yes, Akito's probably her adopted son or something. Me: Yeah, they have secret meetings in the middle of the night. "How should I torture Yuki?" "Give him lots of biology quizzes! "YES! BWAHAHA!" Julia: Aw! Poor Yuki! That's just cruel! Then she'll go "And how should I torture my students?" "Blind them!" "YES! HAHAHA!" So she's secretly out to get us all, so that's why we should just staaaaay away from her...
Mr. Barnaby: The word of the day is "banal..." *everyone is trying to guess the meaning* Jake: It's like anal, only like with a "b." Mr. Barnaby: Uh, no. Jake: Could you use it in a sentence? Maybe like, you know, I'm such a banal kind of guy. Mr. Barnaby: I don't think you'd want to say that. Jake: What does it mean? Mr. Barnaby: Useless. Jake: Oh, well, okay, I guess I am sort of banal.
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Post by Erika on Nov 2, 2005 11:24:43 GMT -5
Mom: OK, guys, you know the routine. Be polite, say thankyou, don't act as if they owe you candy... Erika: What the...!!! But they DO owe us candy! WE'RE THE FUTURE!!!!
Evan (note, he's supposed to be starting "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe.): While I nodded...wait.... Erika: XDDDDD
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Nov 2, 2005 15:56:53 GMT -5
Me: *Just gave candy to a girl who came trick-or-treating only with her mom* Aww, and to think I didn't go ToTing because I didn't have anyone to go with! [To my sister] Will you go with me? =D
Sister: <.< Yeah... when it's not so cold outside!
Me: Mom, I'll go Trick-or-Treating on the summer! ^_^
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Post by Elcie on Nov 4, 2005 16:43:57 GMT -5
Mrs. Kurtz: We're having reading groups, and since it's a sci-fi book we're going to do some activities based on our "space stations." You can be on whatever planet you like - Tom: RUSSIA! Joseph: We're the Space Station of Vodka! Everyone: XDDDDD
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2005 19:50:01 GMT -5
Guy on intercom: Good morning students, facutly, and - oh steamy dung.
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Post by Cow-winkle on Nov 5, 2005 23:26:03 GMT -5
Adam: Do you think...? Dad: Not very often.
Sorry, I haven't posted here in a while.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2005 17:34:44 GMT -5
Me: Ooh, look. That church is doing the free donuts thing this Monday. Brother: ...probably to get more people and stuff. Dad: Yeah, like: "Jesus loves you, here's a donut." or "Stay away from Satan, have some coffee."
For some reason I found that ridiculously funny. Sorry if it offended anyone.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2005 17:45:05 GMT -5
Erika: *Trips.* Ellie: HOLY CRAP! ARE YOU OK! Erika: yeah, I'll be fine when I get the feeling in my butt back. X-x
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Post by Kiddo on Nov 7, 2005 18:51:38 GMT -5
Katherine: My spoon is broken. I can't see myself in it. I'm not pretty enough... Sophie: There is no spoon.
- while looking at our reflections at dinner, Katherine's spoon was plastic
Me: A cold and the flu aren't the same! They can't reproduce! It's like a turtle and a mongoose!
- me trying to harrass Katherine into getting a flu shot
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