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Post by scrufflewhompus on Oct 9, 2005 21:26:12 GMT -5
Me and my friend Natalie were walking up some stairs to get to the train tracks.
Me: Ugh, it smells like tinkle! Natalie: -false embarrassed voice- ... Sorry.
At Border's, my friend Nick had to use the bathroom. My other friend Zohra and I asked him if you still needed tokens to get into the bathroom.
Nick: Nope, you can just go in. There's a sign on the wall that says 'JUST PUSH.' Me: Whoa... On the BATHROOM there's a sign that says 'JUST PUSH?' Oh man... Zohra: -starts cracking up-
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2005 17:34:24 GMT -5
Erika: Kay, I'm in, like, a state of shock now, because my best frind got a girlfriend. =| Sarah:...Soooo, she's a lesbo? Erika: MY BEST FRIEND IS A GUY >O
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Post by Gav on Oct 11, 2005 2:20:20 GMT -5
Erika: Kay, I'm in, like, a state of shock now, because my best frind got a girlfried. =| Sarah:...Soooo, she's a lesbo? Erika: MY BEST FRIEND IS A GUY >O YOur best friend got a girl fried? 0_o MURDERER!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2005 9:28:28 GMT -5
Erika: Kay, I'm in, like, a state of shock now, because my best frind got a girlfried. =| Sarah:...Soooo, she's a lesbo? Erika: MY BEST FRIEND IS A GUY >O YOur best friend got a girl fried? 0_o MURDERER! ;-- Darn typos.
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Post by Kitties on Oct 11, 2005 11:52:54 GMT -5
Jason: I don't want a foon. I want a spork. Carole Ann: How about a fife? Liz: ...that's a woodwind...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2005 17:35:19 GMT -5
Mildred: OK, now face Sarah and say "hi". Erika:*Turns to Sarah*...You're high.
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Oct 11, 2005 23:04:42 GMT -5
Kevin: I swear, I have McGrath for language arts. Sarah: ... for the last time, she teaches science! Kevin: and also language arts!! I have her first period. Me: Um, Kevin, I'm in there first period. It's science. Definitely science. Kevin: Well... Me: What room is she in? Kevin: F... something. Me: Well, McGrath's in G4, so it's definitely not her. So what side of the building? This side or the other? (*we were in the F building) Kevin: Other. Me: Well, there's only two classes on the other side - and I know you're not in one cuz she has 6th grade 1st period, so you're obviously in Adams. Kevin: Adams? Me: Yup. Kevin: I thought it was McGrath... Sarah: Have you been calling her Mrs. McGrath or something? Kevin: Yeah... Sarah: For over a month? And she hasn't noticed? Kevin: She hasn't said anything. Me: o____0
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Post by Elcie on Oct 12, 2005 13:04:24 GMT -5
Mildred: OK, now face Sarah and say "hi". Erika:*Turns to Sarah*...You're high. That reminds me... Julia: Anyway, my friend was in track and they found out that he could run faster if... Me: XDDDD! Renice: What did she say? Me: She said her friend was in track but I thought she said her friend was on crack... Julia: XDDD So he could run faster if he was on crack...
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Post by Cow-winkle on Oct 12, 2005 14:44:27 GMT -5
Piano Teacher: *Talking about a song I'm learning how to play* There are a lot of ritardandos... Me: You don't have to tell me... oh, you mean in the song? Piano Teacher: Ba-dump-CH.
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Oct 12, 2005 17:45:43 GMT -5
During science, were taking the "California Healthy Kidz SURVEY!!!oneoneoneoneelven". Well, we weren't supposed to talk during it but everyone was anyway even though we were constantly getting yelled at. Anyway (BTW, even though Alexi sounds like a girl's name he's a guy):
Alexi: They've asked me this question 4 times! 'Do you smoke?' No! 'How many times have you smoked in the past year?' I don't smoke. 'Have you smoked in the past 24 hours?' NO! 'Do your friends smoke?' What, like I'm gonna go ask them? 'About how many people in your grade smoke?' Yes, let's go take a quiz!!! 'Do you smoke?' ... haven't they already asked me this? Me: Oh, just get ready for the alcohol questions. Do you drink, how much, do you get drunk a lot, do you like to drink, how easy is it for kids in your grade to get drunk, do you drink? Drew: *stares at even more questions* Do people care about me? What? Am I supposed to be psychic? How am I supposed to know if people care about me? Me: They're asking for my weight. They don't need to know my weight. Alexi: It's never kind to ask a lady's weight! Drew: Do my parents leave me home alone? OH YES AND ITS HORRIBLE! Alexi: ... 'Do you smoke?' !!!! Devyn: Look at my column... all no's except for this one. *points to one* Me: What is that? Devyn: Drinking. Me: Do you drink? Devyn: Only a few sips. Me: Read the directions... they mean like do you chug bottle after bottle? Alexi: ... 'do you smoke?'
... I could go on but this went on for over 40 minutes xD
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Post by Spot on Oct 15, 2005 9:25:52 GMT -5
Mom: I think I saw that Khole's is having a 50% off sale on bras ... Dad: That's no good, you need both cups. Mom and Me: ...... *groan*
Me: Anyways, that still doesn't change the fact that I need to get my laundry done today. Mom: But I need to get the bedsheets done! Me: I have no clean bras left and I've been wearing this same pair of socks for the past two days because I figured I'd get to do laundry this weekend. So what am I supposed to wear? You want me to walk around naked all day? Dad: Should we be expecting more guests at your party? Me: ....
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Post by Elcie on Oct 15, 2005 13:36:44 GMT -5
Me (talking with Rain on my cellphone at school): You know, I wonder what people must be thinking from this end of the conversation. "Hee hee, he did what? ... Blech! You're kidding! ... Stal?! ... Oh man, that outfit. Heh. Zack's killing me ... Ewwwww! Not like that you pervert!"
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Post by Cow-winkle on Oct 15, 2005 15:13:44 GMT -5
Adam: It's on. Me: Alright! "It"! Adam: No, I mean Inuyasha's on now. Me: Even better!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2005 15:15:11 GMT -5
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Post by Gail on Oct 15, 2005 17:28:27 GMT -5
My Bio teacher when explaining water pressure:
"To me, 3 is more negative than 1" My friend stole a potato from that class... just throwing that out there...
In spanish my teacher speant 5-10 minutes describing the format of the test... Girl in my class: Is the test on the weather vocab?
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