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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2005 17:39:32 GMT -5
*Fire drill alarm goes off.* *Most people crawl under the tables.* Darcy: 0_o Guys, it's a firedrill. Everyone:...oh.
Isabella and another girl: *Start a poke fight.* Darcy: GWAH, STOP IT. Other girl: Yeah, ISABELLA. Daecy: YOU STAY AFTER CLASS. >D *After class* Darcy: You've been a very very very bad girl! Isabella: >XD
Substitute: Now, I expect you to be on your best behavior. Respect each other. Don't throw the clay. Any questions? Erika:...Whats respect?
Mildred:...I'm INSPIRED.
*After we sang a song on stage.*
Erika: DIDJA LIKE ME UP THERE? Ellie:...no. Erika: Didja like the song? Ellie: Yes. Erika: Didja like our formation? Ellie: Yes. Erika: Didja like me up there? Ellie: No. Erika: ;_;
Ellie's song: We can all be friends if we give each other a hug! (ANd she sings it so cutely, like those little baby voices.) Erika and Mildred in usion: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Ellie: Can I have your pudding? Erika: Umm... Ellie: I'll give you my cookie. (It's a MOLLASSAS COOKIE.) Erika: OMG YES. *Exchange* ONG I LOVE YOU. Ellie: I love you too! ^_^ Erika: o_0 Wow, that was akward.
Mildred: I'm going to throw my trash away. Erika: You're leaving me? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL. ;______________;
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Oct 7, 2005 18:05:03 GMT -5
During math, the door was open and we heard a helicopter flying VERY noisily outside. Not very odd, but we were being easily distracted: This kid: ONG HELICOPTERRR!!!!!!!!!!oneoneoneleven Other kid: I THINK ITS A TERRORIST ATTACK EVERYONE HIDE! Third kid: OMG DONT HURT US TERRORISTS! The rest of us: *laughing manically* Also during math, we were discussing a substitue we had yesterday, who everyone apparently hated. Emily: And she made us look down, if we looked up we got WRITTEN up. Other kid: YEAH, even to look at the clock! Ms. L: ... maybe I should do that. Everyone: Nooooo Ms. L: Well, just be thankful I'm nice. Anymore comments? Frank: *raises hand* Ms. L: Yes, Frank? Frank: SHE LOOKED LIKE A TOAD ^^;
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Post by Kitties on Oct 7, 2005 19:47:37 GMT -5
Also during math, we were discussing a substitue we had yesterday, who everyone apparently hated. Emily: And she made us look down, if we looked up we got WRITTEN up. Other kid: YEAH, even to look at the clock! Ms. L: ... maybe I should do that. Everyone: Nooooo Ms. L: Well, just be thankful I'm nice. Anymore comments? Frank: *raises hand* Ms. L: Yes, Frank? Frank: SHE LOOKED LIKE A TOAD xDD Was her name Mrs. Fenton? Today in history: (the most quotable class of the day) Haley: Oooh! I was watching Law & Order last night, and they said something about due process! Mr. Singh: A court show said something about due process. That's like saying that the cooking show you watched last night mentioned food, for some reason... Shawn: I don't have a book. n_n Mr. Singh: Looks like you'll have to share with someone.... you'll have to find someone to like you first, though. Mr. Singh: FIREWORKS CAN KILL YOU. (later) Michael: But slaves can kill you! Karly and I simultaneously: If they have fireworks... In English: Mrs. Nieto: Has anyone ever heard of the musical Sweeney Todd? Me: (almost jumping out of my seat) Oh yeah! It's about that one barber and that one lady who kill people and then chop them up and put them in meat pies! Rest of class: .......... um.... ew. Mrs. Nieto: That's the one.
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Post by Elcie on Oct 7, 2005 20:00:12 GMT -5
Rain: Yuki in the shower? That is so wrong. That would be like, totally without clothes. Me: Well, yeah... he wouldn't shower fully dressed!
Rain's mom: It's like the Colts! Only they get to wear little skirts!
((And some of the hyperness Rain and I got up to on our sleepover:))
Me: And so they were sitting around a campfire... Rain: NO! Smokey Bear says don't do forest fires! Me: *cough* BUT, they were sitting around a campfire... Rain: NO! No campfire! They sat around a... puddle! Me: So they were roasting marshmallows on a... puddle...
Rain: You should steal orange juice from NSQ and paint it red! Me: Orange juice isn't red! It's orange! Rain: Well, DUH. You just dye it red! Me: But what does that have to do with anything? Rain: You dye it red and then paint with it! Me: You confuse my brain...
Rain: I draw heads too! They're SEVERED! Yay organs!
Me: I just hope we don't get one of those stupid popups with sound. Rain: "Ding-dong! Are you having a HAPPY day? I'm having a HAPPY day! HAPPY days are FUN! So I'm Ron and I'm here to make you HAPPY!" Me: ....Ron? That's just... wrong. Hahahaha, Ron, wrong. XD No pun intended!
Yeah, we get really hyper in the middle of the night. XD In fact, as I post this, it's 3:00 AM where we are. Dood.
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Post by william on Oct 8, 2005 14:25:10 GMT -5
Kid: Will, what's that on your leg? Me: Birth mark. Kid: How long have you had that for?
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Post by Gail on Oct 8, 2005 18:04:07 GMT -5
And IM conversation Me: I sound like an emo/ emu Friend: lol! Friend: whats an emu? Friend: that's an animal, right? Me: Emu- second largest bird in the world Friend: like a llama? Friend: OH! Me: XDDD
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Post by Cow-winkle on Oct 8, 2005 18:21:08 GMT -5
Adam: There are a lot of word in this Japanese cartoon I don't understand... Me: You mean like "Hokage" or "Respect"?
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Post by rmuecke on Oct 8, 2005 19:17:16 GMT -5
From my belated-birthday-sleepover. Inside jokes may abound, sorry.
Mum: Well girls, I bought some chocolate for you in case you want a midnight feast, OK? Ruth: But I already brought chocolate for the midnight feast! Mum: Well, that's OK then. *Takes chocolate* Me: Ruth, you aren't meant to TELL her you brought chocolate! You're meant to say "that's great, you have anymore?" Vic: And now she took away our CHOCOLATE! Me: Ding ding ding... we have a winner!
Me: (talking about some new sort of gummy lolly that I brought) Edibilitieishness!
Kim: What do you mean, your cat's crazy? Ivy (the cat in question): *Jumps onto Kim, purrs, looks puzzled and scratches her arm within 5 seconds* Me: ...You still need to know?
Me: Am I blonde or brunette? Rachel: I dunno, sort of - peanut-butterish. Me: *Eating peanut butter on toast* *Spits out* I can't eat my own hair!
Ruth: Look! Rachel has a bit of red hair! (Rachel has black hair, usually) Kim: Hey, you're right! Me: And there's a blonde one over there! Look! (We gather around her hair excitedly) Rachel: I feel violated...
(Playing Truth or Dare) Rachel: Vic, who do you like? Vic: *Blushes and mutters something unintelligible* Rachel: *Grins evilly* Who? Vic: *Blushes more* Your brother!
(This one is both long and has some inside jokes) Me: (To Ruth) I dare you to prank call Oliver! (he's a boy we know) Ruth: *Dials number* Hi, this is Millie from SAFM, you're LIVE across the nation on the Hot Hits! Sing Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" and you could win a ticket to Las Vegas! Oliver: ... Okay? *Sings* Me: *Covering ears* Ouch! Ruth: That was fantastic, mate! Now, just tell me your address so we can get back to you! Me, Vic, Kim, Rachel: *Laughing our heads off* Oliver: My address is [insert his address here] Ruth: *Hangs up* Who next? Rachel: Rebecca's turn! How about Jordan? Me: *Dials* Hi, this is Nancy from LG Fridges, would you like to participate in a short survey? Jordan: *Silence* Nah. And, Rebecca, next time you do this, make sure the recipient doesn't have your caller ID on their phone, okay? Me: ...Ooops? *Hangs up* Everyone else: *laughing hysterically*
(Yes, what silly naughty immature children we are. But it was funny.)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2005 19:36:37 GMT -5
*standing in line to get tickets for "Flightplan" at the movies* Me: *sees poster* OMG, "The Greatest Game Ever Played" is playing now? I totally forgot! Dad: ...what, you like golfing? Me: No, but my friend said it was pretty good. Dad: My friend said it was slooooow. All they do is this *mimicks swinging golf club* Brother: *sarcastically* I heard it was an action/adventure. Dad: Yeah, if you're, like, EIGHTY! *We all start cracking up* ...*until we realize that we are SURROUNDED by senior citizens* Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA---errr.... Same movie theater: *during "Flightplan"* Me: Psst, Eric. *brother has his head back on the chair* Me: *pokepoke* Eric? *Eric jerks up* *Box of Jumbo Gobstoppers slips and a million pieces of candy roll down the aisle. Sounds something like this: PSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS.* Eric: Da**! I fell asleep! Dad: *laughing his head off in the aisle next to us*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2005 20:01:59 GMT -5
Guy on the movie: Alright, this is our test house, and let's start the test earthquake to a few small quakes. *uses hand motions and stuff* Tommy and Justin in unison: G-A-Y spells GAY!
Some Dude: *reading from script* They've invaded us, they've attacked us, and now they've beaten us. *bands head on table* Ow.
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Post by Elcie on Oct 9, 2005 8:20:55 GMT -5
(I was wearing my jacket that looks almost exactly like Akito Sohma's..) Rain: Okay, okay! I'll turn this off, you run upstairs and go turn on my computer while I'm waiting... Run, Akito, run! Me: *starts running and trips on the way up the stairs* OW! AKITO STUBBED HIS TOE! Rain: You stole Akito's jacket and now he's mad AND shirtless. IN THE COLD. >O Me: ... ;; Rain: *carrying this long... plastic... stringy thing, acting like Akito* Come back here! Give me my jacket back! Me: *running toward the chicken coop* KURENO! SAVE ME KURENOOOO!! Sarah: ((Rain's friend, owner of the chickens, who doesn't know much about Fruits Basket)) ehhh... huh??
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Post by Kitties on Oct 9, 2005 11:43:48 GMT -5
Kristan: I'm hungry. And tired. And cold. Hey, I'm like a homeless guy!
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Post by Elcie on Oct 9, 2005 14:00:29 GMT -5
Kenny: Pick a number from 1 to 464. Vivian: 465! Everyone: XDDDD Kenny: Would you rather be a chronically ill person, or a doctor to a chronically ill person? Stacey: A doctor, duh. Me: So would you rather be Hatori, or Akito? ^_^ Kenny: *to me* Would you rather lose your spouse or your child? Me: Uh, probably my spouse, because... I didn’t give birth to my husband.... Everyone: XDDDD! Kenny: *to the boys* So remember... don’t marry her! Kenny: Would you rather lose a leg or a loved one? Kaitlyn: Oh, a loved one! I don’t want to limp! Especially if the loved one was, say, Amy. Amy: HEY!
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Oct 9, 2005 16:51:34 GMT -5
Me: *starts playing with my sister's hair* Sister: *annoyed* My hair! Mom: My hair! It's still on my head! (She was going to get a haircut but she forgot)
It was even more funny because my mom doesn't say funny things usually. XDDD
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2005 18:40:07 GMT -5
Dad: *testing me on my Japanese Body Parts* *points to his leg* Me: Oshi. Dad: *points to his foot* Me: Doshi. Dad: *points to his toe* Me: Uhhh... Doshi? Dad: No, think about what finger is. Me: Ubi? ...Ubi-oshi! Dad: Right. Me: Right? I was right? I just guessed, actually. Dad: *points to his face* Your face is 'kao'. Me: Cow? Dad: No, kao. Spelled k-a-o. Me: K-a-o? Like the Neopet? No, wait, that's k-a-u. Dad: Alright, one last test. What's face? Me: Moo. Dad: ... Me: I mean kao.
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