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Post by sollunaestrella on Feb 15, 2003 18:30:24 GMT -5
HAPPY THREAD! Wherefore art thou, happy thread? *hits ground with a loud thud* Umm...umm...joke. I need a joke. Ah! Here's an overused one, and...well...I don't like it that much, but it's all I can think of: A man had three daughters. The first daughter went up to her father and asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because," the man replied, "the nurse dropped a daisy on your foreheda when you were born." The second daughter went up to her father and asked, "Why did you name me Rose?" "The nurse dropped a rose on your forehead when you were born," the man answered. The third daughter walked up to her father and said, "GBLJKLBKH." "Be quiet, Cinderblock," the man said. I don't like that joke, but it was all I could think of.  |
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Post by sticky on Feb 15, 2003 18:33:27 GMT -5
Lol, cute joke.  |
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Post by TK on Feb 15, 2003 18:34:18 GMT -5
Er...I don't really have a Doglefox...I...oh wait, you're in a coma. *points and laughs then rushes him to hospital*
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Post by TK on Feb 15, 2003 18:37:16 GMT -5
Why did the...who...uh...*breaks down into tears* I'M BAD UNDER PRESSURE!
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Post by poy222 on Feb 15, 2003 18:40:24 GMT -5
Why did the...who...uh...*breaks down into tears* I'M BAD UNDER PRESSURE! *pats too_kule on the back* So am I ,too_kule, so am I... |
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Post by stoneman3x on Feb 15, 2003 19:03:23 GMT -5
Umm...umm...joke. I need a joke. Ah! Here's an overused one, and...well...I don't like it that much, but it's all I can think of: A man had three daughters. The first daughter went up to her father and asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because," the man replied, "the nurse dropped a daisy on your foreheda when you were born." The second daughter went up to her father and asked, "Why did you name me Rose?" "The nurse dropped a rose on your forehead when you were born," the man answered. The third daughter walked up to her father and said, "GBLJKLBKH." "Be quiet, Cinderblock," the man said. I don't like that joke, but it was all I could think of. Okay... that joke is totally sick-- and hysterically funny! *opens eyes long enough to thank you guys for trying to revive me* |
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Post by teghan62 on Feb 15, 2003 19:04:23 GMT -5
Umm...umm...joke. I need a joke. Ah! Here's an overused one, and...well...I don't like it that much, but it's all I can think of: A man had three daughters. The first daughter went up to her father and asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because," the man replied, "the nurse dropped a daisy on your foreheda when you were born." The second daughter went up to her father and asked, "Why did you name me Rose?" "The nurse dropped a rose on your forehead when you were born," the man answered. The third daughter walked up to her father and said, "GBLJKLBKH." "Be quiet, Cinderblock," the man said. I don't like that joke, but it was all I could think of. I don't get it. Yes, I know I'm stupid... -.o |
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Post by sollunaestrella on Feb 15, 2003 19:05:06 GMT -5
Okay... that joke is totally sick-- and hysterically funny! *opens eyes long enough to thank you guys for trying to revive me* Erm--glad you liked it? |
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Post by TK on Feb 15, 2003 21:09:20 GMT -5
I don't get it. Yes, I know I'm stupid... -.o OK. The girls were named after the things dropped on her head. The last girl went all GHRDLALDFBL (slurred speech) because a cinderblock was dropped on her head, hence her name. That was a great joke! |
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Post by Linnen Malfoy on Feb 15, 2003 22:14:29 GMT -5
Hehe, I like it! ^_^
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Post by terrabondayle on Feb 15, 2003 22:34:46 GMT -5
Jokes are always good. How about something a little more visual? ^_^  |
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Post by Leb on Feb 15, 2003 22:59:45 GMT -5
HAPPY THREAD!!!!!!! WHEREFORE ART THOU, HAPPY THREAD??
*runs off chasing the lost dream of a happy thread*
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Post by Linnen Malfoy on Feb 16, 2003 10:38:08 GMT -5
Jokes are always good. How about something a little more visual? ^_^ YAY! GARFEILD! *has a huge collection of garfeild strips on my wall from when I had a day-to-day calendar of it* |
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Post by Leb on Feb 16, 2003 11:26:15 GMT -5
Garfield's cool, but personally I prefer Calvin and Hobbes.
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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Feb 16, 2003 11:38:14 GMT -5
Garfield's cool, but personally I prefer Calvin and Hobbes. Yep yep! Then Fox Trot, then Baby Blues. |
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