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Post by stoneman3x on Feb 14, 2003 2:13:54 GMT -5
Things have been a little tense here lately and I think we need a randomly happy thread to liven things up. Ummm... I only know one Neopets joke... but here it is to get the ball rolling...
Four Neopets went rock climbing one afternoon on Terror mountain. They were a Grarrl, a Skeith, a Lupe and a Chia. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "noble" Neopet. Upon reaching the top of the mountain the Grarrl proclaimed to the other four, "This is for the all the Grarrls!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain to prove how noble Grarrls are. Not to be outdone by a Grarrl, the Skeith jumped up and said,
"This is for all the Skeiths!" and then threw himself off the mountain to prove how noble Skeiths are. Refusing to be outdone by the Grarrl and the Skeith, the Lupe rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for all the Lupes!" and without any hesitation, pushed the Chia off the mountain.
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Post by poy222 on Feb 14, 2003 9:05:39 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!!!
Think of happiness, everybody!
Q: How do you tell a mischievous Candy Vampire from a bad case of NeoPox?
A: By offering a glass of shiny strawberry Snorkle sandwiches!
I love jokes that don't make sense...
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Post by Linnen Malfoy on Feb 14, 2003 16:16:43 GMT -5
THAT WAS BRILLIANT!
Just brilliant! ^___^ *claps and gives Stone an Oscar*
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Post by mizukori on Feb 14, 2003 16:18:22 GMT -5
*Cackles.*
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Feb 14, 2003 16:22:29 GMT -5
Let us amuse ourselves with HAPPY THOUGHTS~
BUNNIES
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Post by TK on Feb 14, 2003 17:19:44 GMT -5
One day three...characters were sitting on top of a building. They were construction workers. One was a Chia, the other was a Lupe and the last was a man in a trenchcoat (an odd working outfit).
"Woah, the updraft up here is pretty strong. I bet you I can jump off and the air will lift me back onto the building," said the dude in the trenchcoat.
"I don't think so..." replied the Chia.
"Just watch," said the man. He jumped off the building and suddenly shot straighy back up on.
"Wow! Let me try!" exclaimed the Chia. He jumped off the building and landed with a SPLAT on the ground below.
Finally, the Lupe said to the man in the trenchcoat, "El Picklesaur, you have a sick sense of humour."
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Post by mirror on Feb 14, 2003 18:03:41 GMT -5
One day three...characters were sitting on top of a building. They were construction workers. One was a Chia, the other was a Lupe and the last was a man in a trenchcoat (an odd working outfit). "Woah, the updraft up here is pretty strong. I bet you I can jump off and the air will lift me back onto the building," said the dude in the trenchcoat. "I don't think so..." replied the Chia. "Just watch," said the man. He jumped off the building and suddenly shot straighy back up on. "Wow! Let me try!" exclaimed the Chia. He jumped off the building and landed with a SPLAT on the ground below. Finally, the Lupe said to the man in the trenchcoat, "El Picklesaur, you have a sick sense of humour." I don't get it... |
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Post by sollunaestrella on Feb 14, 2003 18:09:52 GMT -5
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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Feb 14, 2003 19:20:08 GMT -5
Uh. . . guys? These chia jokes aren't exactly making me happy.  They're the Neopian equivililant of dumb blonde jokes, and I'm SURE most of you have gotten an earful at one time or another about how I feel about THOSE. |
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Post by Lappi on Feb 14, 2003 19:31:20 GMT -5
To ember: *cries* Poor little Chia . . .
To stoneman: I guess it's okay . . . not too bad . . .
To sol_luna_estrella: I get it too -_-;; It's not very nice though.
To Megz: Whee! BUNNIES!! RABIIIIIIIIIIIITS!! *hops around*
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Post by sollunaestrella on Feb 14, 2003 19:33:02 GMT -5
Okay, so yes, they are kind of mean, but stone's wasn't too bad. And too_kule's...well, it was kind of mean...but...the Chia was carried immediately to the hospital and healed, and lived happily ever after. Uh...yeah.
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Post by Lappi on Feb 14, 2003 19:34:04 GMT -5
Okay, so yes, they are kind of mean, but stone's wasn't too bad. And too_kule's...well, it was kind of mean...but...the Chia was carried immediately to the hospital and healed, and lived happily ever after. Uh...yeah. Really!? /\ _______ /\ ? |
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Post by sollunaestrella on Feb 14, 2003 19:35:00 GMT -5
In my mind. Makes me feel better to believe that....  |
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Post by Lappi on Feb 14, 2003 19:37:38 GMT -5
In my mind. Makes me feel better to believe that.... Me too. Mister Pickles isn't that cruel, after all. Right? Right!? |
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Post by sollunaestrella on Feb 14, 2003 19:39:50 GMT -5
Me too. Mister Pickles isn't that cruel, after all. Right? Right!? Course not. |
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They're the Neopian equivililant of dumb blonde jokes, and I'm SURE most of you have gotten an earful at one time or another about how I feel about THOSE.
